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keeps getting faster 250

now 238

202 miles an Hour

Don't peek at the picture until you have read the following A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She replied that she did not know, but this piece had always> been there. He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had it hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there." Now open the picture

I fit was in SC, the shooter would not be prosecuted. The states attorney general has made it very clear that if you shoot someone taking your property or breaking into your home and you shoot them with a registered gun you will not be prosecuted. ANd in SC everyone has a gun. Just yesterday a robber got shot by a store clerk after they left the building. Then chased them in his car for 10 miles before the other car got a flat and wrecked. Guess what, the store clerk is not gonna be charged. I'm gonna miss the south.

One day while I was walking, reading a magazine, waiting for a tram, something bit my foot. I looked down and there was a green leprechaun with his ballshaped head, feeling my shoelaces. He was a charming young man and desperately seeking a wig, one that would impress even the most hairy woman. he asked for help, So I came up with this Idea: I would take a razor, pull down my socks and give him my leg hair in exchange for advice on down-sizing my portfolio and some gold so I could witness first-hand the life of the rich and not have to be post whore for the rest of my life (a military post that is). He accepted the deal with one condition, he would need my left-over potatoes from lunch and a furry critter for him to play with. I said "But I gave you the very hair from my ankle" He than said "Bitch, where is my money! I WANT my money!!!"so I kindly nudged Lummy who was sitting next to me and he said: "Maybe we should kick back, and offer a beer to this Leprechaun *He looks like he needs one". Then Clay came along and said:"hell no just give him a ride on my wee sheep overthere". "That's no sheep!" said Lummy in disgust, thats Nathan the hypopatimus and he has the hairiest balls I've ever seen!!!. Clay was offended and bent over just to see if Nathan's balls were as hairy as everyone said they were. To his surprise, he discovered he had no balls! So he said...wait I found them the were the biggest he had ever seen as well.......they were the size of......canolopes. At that moment, Clay yelled out "those are not balls, they are the King's jewels! The leprechaun gasped because of the old prediction. I then said the heck with this, kicked the leprechaun, like I was punting a football, and me and my friends went off for a BEER. THE END!

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[One day while I was walking, reading a magazine, waiting for a tram, something bit my foot. I looked down and there was a green leprechaun with his ballshaped head, feeling my shoelaces. He was a charming young man and desperately seeking a wig, one that would impress even the most hairy woman. he asked for help, So I came up with this Idea: I would take a razor, pull down my socks and give him my leg hair in exchange for advice on down-sizing my portfolio and some gold so I could witness first-hand the life of the rich and not have to be post whore for the rest of my life (a military post that is). He accepted the deal with one condition, he would need my left-over potatoes from lunch and a furry critter for him to play with. I said "But I gave you the very hair from my ankle"

One day while I was walking, reading a magazine, waiting for a tram, something bit my foot. I looked down and there was a green leprechaun with his ballshaped head, feeling my shoelaces. He was a charming young man and desperately seeking a wig, one that would impress even the most hairy woman. he asked for help, So I came up with this Idea: I would take a razor, pull down my socks and give him my leg hair in exchange for advice on down-sizing my portfolio and some gold so I could witness first-hand the life of the rich and not have to be post whore for the rest of my life (a military post that is). He accepted the deal with one condition

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One day while I was walking, reading a magazine, waiting for a tram, something bit my foot. I looked down and there was a green leprechaun with his ballshaped head, feeling my shoelaces. He was a charming young man and desperately seeking a wig, one that would impress even the most hairy woman. he asked for help, So I came up with this Idea: I would take a razor, pull down my socks and give him my leg hair in exchange for

I laugh at my sisters 3 legged cat.

One day while I was walking, reading a magazine, waiting for a tram, something bit my foot. I looked down and there was a green leprechaun with his ballshaped head feelin my luggage.

One day while I was

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She was extremely hot.

So some advice than. I'm moving away next week and my ex girlfiend and I haven't talked in about two months. She WAS a virgin when we ment, we dated things happened. Even though we aren't talking should I at least let her know that I'm moving? Yes that is me feeling somewhat guilty.

Now that's teamwork. And probably the onl cat I could ever like. Adapt or Die

A long time before???

Sheep always travel in groups

Do you still have contact with the person you lost your virginity to? I know I haven't talked to the girl I lost mine to in probably 6 years and have no idea were she is or if she's even alive. Is it a bigger deal for girls than it is for guys? I'd say yes. Adapt or Die

I still go to the gym almost every afternoon. I gotta stay in shape or it would upset me too much.