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What can I say last night will be hard to top. Yesterday was the big 26, I offically moved into the late 20's, and my friends had a great night planned, but at the last minute cancelled and resheduled for this weekend. I was a little bummed and was sitting on my front porch when my neighbors, 3 beautiful college coeds, whom I've never had a chance to meet start talking to me and decide to take me out. I won't get into everything, because some things are better left to the imagination, but needless to say, I'm a lot closer to my neighbors now and I have never been more happy to be stood up. I can't wait for 27!

As heard on the Bob and Tom Show. When Barry Switzer first took over the Cowboys he wanted some advice on how to win in the NFL so he went to Steve Mariucci of the 49ers and asked. Steve said, "The #1 thing you need is a smart quarterback," he called over Steve Young and asked. "Who is your father's, brother's nephew" Young answered "me." Barry was impressed and when he got back to Dallas he asked the same question to Troy Aikmen. Aikmen said"Hold on a minute." Then ran over and asked Dieon Sanders to which Sanders replied "Me" Aikmen ran back to coach Switzer and said, "I got the answer it's Dieon Sanders." Switzer replied "No you idiot, it's Steve Young."

I'm not looking for any money! got an extra ticket and seeing who's out there who might be intersted.

I have an extra ticket to the Bengals v Ravens game on Sunday. Is there anyone in the Cincinati or Indianapolis area willing to bribe me for the extra seat? Or at least beg? It's so great to be back.

I haven't written in this forum for over 2 years so I thought I'd re introduce myself with a joke. The Pope is standing on the beach when he see's a man wearing a Dallas Cowboy's jersey get attacked by a shark. Then two men in a boat wearing Redskins jerseys race up, harpoon the shark and pull the cowboy fan from the sharks jaws. The pope is so impressed by the 2 men that he shouts out to them. "Bless you brothers, for it is well known that cowboy and redskin fans have long lived in strife with each other and yet you set aside your differences and saved this man." One redskin fan turns to the other and says. "What is he talking about?" the other replied "I dont know, I don't care, I'm out here to catch shark. how's the bait?"

Thanks for letting me know

After nearly a year away from the sport I am getting ready to start jumping again. I have 100 + jumps and my B liscence. What am I going to have to do to get current?

After nearly a year away from the sport I am getting ready to start jumping again. I have 100 + jumps and my B liscence. What am I going to have to do to get current?

))))))))Mega Vibes headed your way(((((((((((((

Quote2) The whole left-wing/right-wing model is bullshit. The concept of trying to place your political stance on a single, one-dimensional axis is stupid, when you consider all the different issues we are faced with.Quote I think more the purpose of the two parties isn't that everyone or anyone believes exactly the same as the other, but more that we agree on these certain core issues, i.e. abortion, flat tax (which there should be one), affermative action. And everything else we will support you on if you support us on this or that. It's basically one hand washes the other. My personnal views are that we need to down size government a lot. We need to let states and local governments handle more. We should eliminate welfare in it's current form. We should legalize marajunia, but keep strict laws on growing it. I.e having to have a permit to grow it. There should be a strait 12 percent income tax with no deductions and a 1 or 2 percent FEDERAL sales tax. We would have more money than we do now. And a lotta of other stuff too that I go into. I don't know mabey I'm rambling, but politics and religion always fires me up. Go Big or Go Home

I've been in Indianapolis for two weeks now and my ever shrinking bank account is telling me it's time to start working. Why can't I be the one who wins the lotto and never works again, I guess I would have to buy some tickets for that to happen. Well anyway, Indy area skydivers, Ihope to see you soon. Go Big or Go Home P.S. anyone from this area know were I can get in on some not so high stakes poker.

It may be because I'm a little inebrieted but that is classic. now I have to go read the rest.

Why would that make you jealous? Beer? Inground heated pool? No job to go to tommarow? No more Army?

I'm finally here in Indianapolis. But it wasn't easy getting here. I was supposed to arrive Saturday afternoon, bit my car had other ideas and I lost my trasmission. After sitting at my sisters in northern SC for a few days I finally just got a bus ticket and rode here. Carless, jobless (momentarelly) I'm here, but I'm not in the army anymore, I have a beer in front of me, I have a heated inground pool out side that currently says 88 degrees (40 outside). I have more beer in the fridge and even more in the mudroom.

in shape for what. Is civilian life that physically demanding?

Friday I'm outta here and outta the Army. I feel like I have a million tings to do. Am I forgetting anyhting?

you all are just killing me here!

That game was so over 20 minutes ago. Get with the times were going for slowness.

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THis should cheer you up. I have a four day weekend starting .............. now!

if your in a huryy ...

For those doubters out there. I took a photo to prove that 700+ is achievable.

thank you thank you very much

There's a trick to it you can drag it close release it it may stay gab it again and BAM 889 Top that

This thing is getting out of control It said 356 No lie