iluvtofly

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  1. It's amazing how a perfectly innocent comment about packing a rig turns dirty when it's about a voodoo.
  2. My mom had a total knee replacement done a few years ago. She always sets off the metal detector. She has a card that has the actual x-ray of her knee on it but they still give her problems every time.
  3. My parents know that I'm no angel. But I'm just afraid of the phone call I'd get from my brother if he saw some of the stuff I post here. He's probably drive all the way up from Florida just to beat my ass.
  4. Welcome to Western Pennsylvania No wonder I'm single.
  5. WOOHOO extra spanking!!!
  6. I haven't gotten to meet the magnificent Sunny yet. There are also alot of other people on here that I haven't gotten to meet yet. But I'm hoping that all changes at Skyfest.
  7. Well I know from working with mapping systems at work that they aren't always correct. I know that on the mapping system we use at work sometimes the numbers are on the wrong end of the road compared to where they are in real life. Also, if you look up say my bosses home address it says he lives in the middle of the woods. So although they're location maybe slightly off they may still be in that general area.
  8. One thing that I do find interesting though is that there is a juvenile correctional facility here in town. And that site doesn't even list it's existence. I know they're probably protected because they're minors. But I know that just yesterday a bunch of them escaped (It's minimum security for the most part) and there was a large advisory out for several hours warning people to be weary of teenage kids in their neighborhood that they didn't know and to not leave your cars unlocked. They eventually were all rounded up and put into the maximum security part of the complex. I know that at least some of the kids there were convicted of federal crimes. (There are rumors that some of them are guilty of murder and are only there because of good behavior but I find that hard to believe).
  9. Does that mean Bolas isn't wearing any underwear right now?
  10. As I tell everyone who missed their golden opportunties (yes, they have been posted more than once)...if you want to see them that badly you can do a search. I'm sure you'll find them.
  11. Technically my half-brother but we've deffinately never thought of each other that way.
  12. about dz.com or not? He was the one who originally introduced me to this sport. However, by time I started jumping he had been out of the sport for about 8 years. Now, however, he has started jumping again. I personally love this site and think he would have alot to contribute to it (there are alot of people on this site who remind me of him). The only problem with him being on here is I wouldn't be able to have as much fun on this site as I do now. He is the epitamy of an over protective older brother. No more sexual inuendos from me and deffinately no more boobie pics. So should I be greedy and not tell him so I can continue to have fun or be unselfish and tell him?
  13. iluvtofly

    50

    Happy Birthday Old Man.
  14. iluvtofly

    New Toy

    oorrrr....you could go into the porn industry. I'm sure there are some girls around here willing to have sex with you.
  15. Shooting a potato gun at someone driving around the LZ in the golf cart is fun. If you're not jumping because of high winds I recommend taking an old round, tying it to someone, then tying that someone to the golf cart and take off in the golf cart. That's always funny to watch.
  16. I edited my previous post to make the clicky work.
  17. I know it's not a picture and I know is kinda the wrong season but will this work? FYI...NSFW
  18. iluvtofly Lauraliscious Micduran Skymama Look look look...I'm one of the few people apparently capable of adding myself to a list. And I even kept it in alphabetical order.
  19. So who is the first person to get it?
  20. I am very dissapointed in you!!!! I was looking forward to seeing a thong pic. Though I did get to see it in person once so a pic just isn't quite the same.
  21. I gotta work. Unfortunately there are no "days off" for me. However I do get holiday pay for certain holidays.