porpoishead

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  1. Sounds kinda sketchy..... Or here's another angle....maybe they are looking for a professional appearance. Before they do 50 interviews, their intentions are to weed out the nappy headed crack ho's that look like they brushed their teeth with a grenade... No offense to the nappy crack ho's with summer teeth.....I'm just saying if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  2. The credit check is to kinda see how stable you are.. For example a Person with fucked up credit might be more of a risk handling money..or might do some stupid shit not in the best interest of the company for some cash on the side... Don't take it personal bro, they're just trying to weed out some fukstiks You're there for a job, people that don't jump really don't give a flying fuck that you skydive....very possible that other jumpers might feel this way too. During an interview I don't see the skydiving thing helping any....unless you're applying at a DZ. not likely though, be cause they hire just about anybody..LOL if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  3. 3090CD75 if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  4. That fucking sucks dude......they missed...LMFAO!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  5. Hey you Been laying low turning wrenches, welding,etc..at my bro robs shop...basicly working my ass off for chump change for a living until the litigation that's got my carreer on hold gets all settled up....Been jumping a bit, then back to work, so not much time to be on here whilst steel is burning and turning into shit.. Little ass time from surgery, so figured I would catch up on my dizzie.coma if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  6. LMFAO!!!! Nice one michelle..yeah I was pretty intoxicated by that point I had consumed an incredible amount of liquor....figures bolas wasn't too far away...his wild turkey put me in black-out city Hope I didn't offend too much...it was a blast partying with y'all... sure thing on that tracking dive re-do bolas...I'll jump with ya anytime bud.... Thanx sunny...yeah it was very impressive how those fuckers did that surgery...and ...what's up, how you doin??? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  7. I know cheese...I'm completely ashamed of myself for facecrackin. My family and whuffo friends were gonna fucking lynch me if not I don't give a shit who gets offended though, I will not succumb to myspace....if you spot me on the I love me pages just fucking shoot me.....please if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  8. Almost peed myself laughing at definition 5& 6... 5. "Man, she's got some fine titties!" "Word." 6. to concur I'd like to hit Monica from the backside, yo!! Word!! That's what I'm talking about spence....word!!! LOL And sardlo it's worth the trip from where ever bud, spence puts on a pretty kick ass shinding...good people, good times, very good vibe, you wil not be disappointed.. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  9. Word!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  10. Spence!!! what's shakin bud. Yeah I wil not be missing the next shinding at fitz..we will be there without a doubt... Died...LMFAO!!! bad grass don't die bro... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  11. Too funny dude.... From what the docs told me the amplatzer is the latest and greatest...success rate is 100%, where earlier devices and procedures had significant failure rates.. its a nickel and titanium mesh with polyester fabric inbetween..looks like 2 umbrellas when it came out of the cath. One on each side of the hole they screw both together to secure and detach. Pretty high tech surgery, they had some cool fucking toys... They weren't used to having young guys in there at all, their patients are usually older women.. the nurses were having a blast...it was very cold in there and I got all these super cute nurses pawing all over me, shaving me jamming me with needles and all that..I kept getting a hard-on, they would ask if it was cold in there...LMAO!! I'd say yeah its cold... Bent....yeah billy, I was above and beyond. I folded after I cleared the chamber the first time...without deco. Chambers I would have been wasted...shit hurt like a summna bitch.. thanks again errbody for the sympathy..... Almost peed myself laughing at ?chinese figertrap? that's some funny shit dave.. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  12. Some farmville sherm??? LMFAO A bunch of my peeps, My sister especially is hooked on that shit...I've never even checked it out yet if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  13. I know, that's not even cool.... Most of the time I facebook is from my blackberry, can't see everything from the phone app....I know a buttload of jumpers on there but I don't know how or can't send a friend request from my phone....if people send me a friend request...well then, you know...LOL if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  14. Same here, I've heard about the bug, but haven't experienced myself on my machines or phone... I too, have been facecrackin a lot lately.....I'm ashamed that i even typed that....LOL if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  15. The ole sea stories huh, LMAO!! its not always all glorious and all that jazz....most times you just feel like an overpaid air tool...always an adventure though.. Man, It would be real cool to hit the left coast and come hang with... I will make that boogie one of these years .. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  16. Right on roo, thanks, you rock too!!! Yeah jumping soon, no doubt, its been a week since I jumped...can't wait..LOL I really do feel great though....feel like swingin from the treezes and doing the tarzan ah a ah aaaaa scream....think I'll do that shit tuesday. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  17. sup don...fitz, hell yeah, I plan on being there, count me in No valves bud...I got trashed diving deep out in the gulf last nov. ended up with a 1mm hole in the upper chambers of my heart from gas coming out of solution, that prevented me from ever diving again. I got a nickel and titanium device installed in my heart tuesday that closed the hole, in a couple of months my heart tissue will grow over the device making it a permanent part.....technology is fucking stylin, I'll be able to dive again soon ...I'm the motherfucking bionic man LMAO if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  18. looks like a phone pole..LMAO That's what she said if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  19. yeah I'm reading through all the madness now.. Had my heart surgery tuesday, I officially have heavy metal in my heart..LOL Everything went good, doc says I'm good to go, says I can skydive after next tuesday....don't think he quite understands the forces of opening shock, or a hard opening for that matter..think I will wait at least a month before jumping. I Jumped my ass off every weekend before the surgery just incase I was down for a bit.. Should be cleared to dive in approx 5months maybe sooner... Feel great though, quit smoking 13days ago, will start working out again tuesday, get my beast on....LOL Good to see you too lisa, how you livin?? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  20. My sister is smarter.....LMAO!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  21. How goes it, what it do, what it is, and all that if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  22. rest in peace beautiful..... she was even on one of my most favorite lunchboxes ever.. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  23. BWAHAHAHA!!! by the way what do the not so nice ones look like, I'm just saying if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  24. LMFAO!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  25. like swervy??? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell