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Sup fuckos...what's shakin??? Whatcha know?? What's the latest and greatest??? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

Hope this thing goes good for you bud. Heal fast if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

Hella late happy birthday T.....who-da fuck woulda started their own older than the fuck thread...........fuuuuuuck hiiiiim!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

Do what?? Is This john fella one of those beautiful motherfuckers or what....you know I have asked since this thread came up....and only pictures I've seen ....the guy looks like a bitch...fucking crying, weeping ass....shouldn't of had a dozen kids biaaaaaatch..sux to be you That's a negative, I'll pass he's plenty fucked, he's a no can do...think if I stuck it he'd scream cause he can't take it, and if I pulled it out he'd cry cause he can't get enough... I like the simple people. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

No squabble with the book D.O.....but that movie was about as stupid as a bag of hammers..... May as well as made paper airplanes with my money and chucked em out the window on the drive to the show.... My review, wait for the dvd to hit the dollar rack....that way you won't feel bad when you smash it, and eat the pieces if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

Exactly...What in the fuck..cute???? Cute what.. For all we know that could be some swinging dick morphadyke motherfucker in a bikini.....LOL Hell it could even be bolas...except I don't recall bolas having that much junk in the trunk...LMAO if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

F-ound O-n R-oad D-ead with a broken stereo.... LOL... Sounds like a loose ground bro Gotta love them fords ....I might never have known how to work on cars had it not been for ford...well there's chrysler too...LMAO if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

Ouch...LMAO!!! I didn't mean fuck the guy literaly.......I know a hole is a hole is hole...but I haven't even seen this fukstick Bwahahahahahaha!!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

Who the fuck is jon and kate.....fuck jon, what does kate look like.. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

I suppose I could have dropped the rear shaft..but there was so much carnage already in the diff there was no point..my older tailpiece in that tranny had a slip yoke...no rear shaft dropping with a slip yoke, unless you wanna roast the transmission too..LOL Still real nice to be able to isolate front or rear...but you're right they aren't giving them atlas cases away...bitches start at like 4k...that's a lot of jumps and my transfer case is just fine... Dying laughing at kallend...swapping out mains in a parking garage....bwahahahaaa seen some dudes one time behind a grocery store, hoisting an engine with a chainfall from the tree...LMAO if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

Swervy you can get a licious name, you're of the correct persuassion....you gotta get with team licious on that... Swervalicious maybe...LOL if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

LMAO!! @ 400lbs of rocks....nothing like off-road entertainment.... I'm in the process of rebuilding a rear axle for my jeep now...after some rock/mud extravaganza on the miss river bank, on the way back to the house check valve I had venting the diff out got stuck..I was turning about 3K in 5th when the bitch blew the fuck up...caught on fire I had no idea what the fuck went down pulled over got the fire out...pinion gear was hanging out the cover...had to beat the hell out of all the twisted metal to gut it out and drive home with the front axle pulling....lost a detroit locker and some kick ass 4.88 gears..but made it to the house Need to get me one of those atlas transfer cases so I can front wheel drive on demand...LOL if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

Hell yeah....those were the for real 100% bonifide " drive it off the jack " jacks Been there a ass load of times...laghing my sack off remebering The high-lift on my jeep is similar to the old schools ...never had any quality entertainment with that one yet ever...the 35's I have on there now will still pull without any air pres. Got bead lockers..LOL if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

Clickety click click click clack......fucking A!!! Doood funniest shit ever....when we were like 18ish (in the midst of being really stoned no less) one of my buds donald was jacking up a LTD with one of those gigs...dude starts letting off the tire iron all you hear is... click click clickety clack ((((PING)))) aaaahhhh fuuuck my tooth....mother fucker runs in the house looking like mike tyson with a gap between his front teeth.... By this point were almost fucking wasted from laughing so hard...we finally try to go inside and console the poor fella...(More like bust his ass some more right..) We get inside and he's on the phone with some dentist and all we hear is.."hey do you guys do emegency capping" BWAHAAHHHAA!!! Round 2 is in full swing at this point...we start going at him with, he might wanna call a brutha in the hood for an emergency capping....what the fuck could possibly be so emergency about a chipped fucking tooth...LOL we rolled to the dentist in a big ass entourage and donald got his toof capped all emergency like and all that day.... No doubt, almost died fucking laughing that day.....those jacks rock..best shit ever... I'm about to call that dude up and ask him who does emergency capping BWAHAAAHHHAAAAA!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

way to go lisa...stylin!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

Right on J...just throw in the big lebowski dvd and you will see the yeezus... one of my bros pulled it off a few years ago it was one of the best costumes at the party we were laughing our asses off...think he even had one of those bowling wrist plastic deals on.. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

Happy birthday bud....go consume some beers, and make another lap around the sun its gonna be alright Could be worse you know...they coulda just raped and pilaged your village and left it burning...uh I actually enjoy being raped and fire..nevermind Have a stylin rest of the day bro if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

Yeah well......another trip around the sun for the fishhead....was hands down one of my worst years ever. Guess if it wasn't for the occasional ringer then the good years would just be another fucking year......guess I gotta make up for it on this lap around the bonfire in the sky Many thanks for the b-day regards from errbody much love from the fish...[Beer] Oh and billy...something was jacked up with a server or some shit around here...my crackberry was limited to radio use only... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

Lisa youre sp cool you always remember LMAO!!! Roo.. It was zip ties that spence had.....they never had to use em though...not on me anyway...LOL if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

Some tight, highwater, purple, short sleeve cover- alls....I mean tight like your sack looks like a moose knuckle... Shiny purple Patent leather bowling shoes with thin purple pimp socks... And a hairnet and jewelry and shit... Be the yeeezus!!!....cause nobody fucks with the yeezus if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

I used to chase waves across the gulf coast years ago...still got a couple of sticks out in the garage...a 6”2' stewart that was mostly used during hurricane season and a longboard that ones a stewart too I think, that I used most of the time..doesn't get really big in louisiana.. I may have been in fourchon at the jetty when it was overhead a handful of times....other than that dork waves....but a ride is a ride. Best believe if there were waves to ride in my home state I was there.....LOL never been in anything big....maybe one of these years if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

Disreguard previos post deedy I just read about your phones trauma in another thread... Oh... and I use the blue and green highlighters..when salvaging structures/vessels blue indicates a member/compartment/vessel is flooded...and green indicates where a cut has been completed..... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

Deedys phone got trashed some kinda way...will be a few days beforte she gets another one.. What happened deedy...you were chatting next thing you break your phone???? Did ya Drop it in a bowl of milk/cereal ??? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

Better than the pub, hands down....stylin!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

It stops when you bring your resume to the company down the street that hires any swinging dick scumbag crackhead piece of shit and their sister that might get disgruntled and start a gunfight at your business... In my line of work mistakes/poor performance means somebody father, brother, husband..etc is not gonna make it home for dinner...so that being said...we don't hire just anybody...you will get asked all kinds of personal shit...were up close and personal type of motherfuckers that's how we operate, the doctor is gonna stick his finger up your ass even...if you got shadows in your lung x-rays from smoking crack...or if you feel fucking violated....burger king is always hiring Life just isn't fucking fair....but neither is getting wasted at work because some fucking stupid fuck is worried about a backround or credit check or medical exam.... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell