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find you a willow john....pull down one of the branches and sit on it handle your business when done walk away slowly as the branch springs back up it gets a serious wipe....jump up and down a few times to shake any leaves left behind and pull up your pants done.. hands free completely automated for your convenience if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

you've already seen it before if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

they never last long at my fingertips if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

i wonder where that came from if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

No where in my poll did i say more pics of my fun bags. no you didn't we did though and thats the price of doing business for hosting this event if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

well that settles that...all in favor.. I don't think that we have any opposition to speak of... deedy get to work on it, you may proceed with today's event post a pic of your boobies to hold us over whilst you coordinate if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

yes dd more is better damn so turtle gets the cash too.. figured it would at least go towards "camcorders for lesbians" cocheeses favorite and one of the more noble causes out there if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

I figured that would be right up your alley turtle forgot to add funks as the commentator... tickets?? sure, what will send the proceeds to?? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

come on deedy..thats bullshit no multiple choice.... i want a topless lingerie turtle kicking contest guest starring skymama!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

no worries bro I'm relaxed... be safe out there its easier and much more forgiving to learn to fly a larger canopy then progressively go to a smaller one increasing your wingloading and subsequently the performance of the canopy, as things will happen a lot faster as you increase the wingload. it sounds vicious because it is exactly what it is...it is very unforgiving when people fuck up in this sport, and this rings true regardless of experience... often times in the past not only have poor or stubborn gear choices from the inexperienced caused brutal and vicious injury or loss of life to the jumper, but to others around as well. again be safe out there and make informed choices...know your gear if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

no kevin, i believe he covered that from his post and the reason it sounds trollish is, there is no need to say such stupid shit, if you are gathering information to make an informed decision about gear choices... especially when it pertains to lifesaving equipment that has a potential to severely injure and kill yourself and others around you when used without adequate experience.... keep it fucking real.............any body can bring anything straight in, but things aren't always that peachy....you fuck up low under a high performance wing and you will get broke the fuck up and possibly take somebody out with you....... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

fuck that brandon...no way I got $100 on left leg by #150 might even do a side bet on that mug..depending on what helmet hes wearing if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

where do you jump at? are you right handed or left handed? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

FIFY bunch of sick bastards!!! don't listen to them bud, just post pics of your girlfriends boobies if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

dave for the sake of the integrity of this thread post pictures of your man ass in the glory thread so they can give up the hijack... theyre calling you out bro, you'll have that??? handle your business if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

post whores if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

was great news that it was holding, hopefully it holds long enough for them to get down hole and plug it.....that well is pretty beat up if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

this is some bullshit. turtle are you holding out dude? noooobody has sent boobs? nobody at all? do we need to bring jello out of retirement?? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

they are adding more weight on top of a well structure that has already failed, and is compromised ... will turn out to be a monumentally bad move if the BOP collapses on them because they were trying to collect a little more product. they need to quit dicking around with it before that BOP collapses and then shit really gets ugly..they need to penetrate the well bore and start pumping mud to shut it in.... its BP though they're just gonna stroke your cock and put some sorry ass commercials on TV how they really care and how they're here to help now......they can blow me, that well was fucked up and there is plenty evidence to support the fact. I know better, they know better, and a bunch of people on the horizon knew better.. why did they proceeded any motherfucking way??? because BP said so thats why..... and now everybody can see who runs this motherfucking show.......and it sure the fuck isnt sorry ass obama and his crew, they just slow down the process. besides everybody knows you don't bite the hand that feeds FUCK BP !! they're full of shit big time...but i must give it to em on this one, they are straight up fucking gangster... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

oh yeah i can smell a setup i can feeeeel it!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

yeah me either i have one in the tool box for heat shrink and tubing that fucker will peel your scalp off if you tried to tune up your fro with it though if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

olympus??? jeez... whaaat... is it water, or did somebody pee on it ....LMAO just playing lisa dont whip **runs and hides if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

lisa they sell adapters for fairly cheap...couple of bucks just get and adapter that fits the card to usb or whatever card reader you have.... and i have had some memory cards work after being wet and i have had some not work after being wet....the sony memory sticks do not like water...the sd's hit and miss hit it up with a hair dryer and get an adapter you'll know right away oh hey dont roast it with the blow dryer go easy.... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

havent done Fiji or guinea yet... hands down favorite my back yard..the gulf of mexico...south timbalier, main pass the midnight lumps, the picket fence, bullwinkle petronius and all the TLP's in green canyon, Mississippi canyon, vioska knoll and the garden banks and everything in between..... nothing like it on the planet... biggest man made reef on earth you got like 4k hardlegs out there with the Mississippi river dumping out on top of em...water is super deep off the shelf you get in a bruising battle with 200lb+ monsters @ -250+ its the way it should be you have no advantage down there those big ass fish will kill your ass in 10ft of water... you lose and you wont be needing funeral services thats for sure nobodys coming to fetch you in a couple thousand feet of water..even up front at the jump and west delt in the green water rip once you descend past -30 it opens up to the blue.. have shared some dives out there with huge turtles, manta rays, whale sharks, pilot whales..all sorts of pelagics and sharks....beautiful coral....yep hands down..... right down the street from the house in the blue water thats my spot if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell