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Besides Kallend, DiverMike found the answer and PM it to me. Good job guys! Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls!

Is that a lucid dream? Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls!

Right on the spot!

Because? ... Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls!

We have someone who found it so come on guys & girls, it's possible! Here's a hint: To be sure you're blue you need to rule out ... wait for it ... RED BTW it's a student Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls!

Another one. 3 wise guys wants to find out which one of them is the wiser of them all. So they go the "big cojones wise guy" from the previous puzzle to tell them who is the wiser guy. The "big cojones wise guy" goes: Fuck, that's easy, BIG! Check, I'll turn off the light and draw a circle on the forehead of each of you. The circle can be blue or red. After that I'll turn the light on and if you see at least one blue circle drawn on the forehead of your friends you have to raise your hand. The 1st one that tells me the color of his circle and why, is the wisest guy. After saying all this, the "big cojones wise guy" turns off the light and draws blue circles on everybody forhead. He then turns the light on and everybody raise their hand as expected. After a long time one of the wise guys goes: I have a blue circle! Why? As usual PM serious answers and the funny ones dump them right here and don't hold back! Here's the price you're fighting for: Clicky Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls!

So we got 2 winers: airtwardo Hooray!!!!! and Dewhast Double Hooray! 2 answers, one that comes from the legendary Excalibur rider airtwardo: to bet each other the money ..."I'll get there 1st" and surfing on the other side of the brain waves comes Dewhast with: Steal your brother's car, yo! And here is the what they win: Yeah Baby! You too Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls!

You have the touch of genius my friend! I sure hope that it's contagious! Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls!

Bill Gates tells to his 2 sons to race their cars to from NY to LA to see who will inherit his fortune. The one whose Ferrari is slower wins. After staying in place for days, the brothers choose to go to a wise guy for help. The wise guy thinks for a bit and then he tells something to the brothers and pufff like by wise magic they jump in the Ferarri and race like crazy LA people, fast and furious 9.2: What did the wise guy told them? Serious answers PM, fun answers here Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls!

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> 99.99% of the world's population thinks jumping out of airplanes is stupid yet you do it. Wow, how do you get to these numbers? Did you just made them up? BTW do you have a lot of "friends" from outside skydiving? If yes all of your "friends" thinks you're stupid! How many friends do you have from outside skydiving, for real now, man? 10-15% of your total friends number? Do they think you're stupid? Probably not.. You're no stupid sheep that follows whatever shines in front of him, your not a stupid guy that imitates whatever is considered hip like the OP. No, no, you got your own thing going on. You got things to say that are worth listening. If you do skydiving you're doing it because you've found something there, didn't you? I've followed your posts for a long time man. I tend to follow the posts of people who have something to say ... Bill Booth, Bill Von, kallend, another guy, I don't remember his name but he pops up here, with a clever post from time to time (popsjumper something, yeah he's clever too) .... and maybe 3-4 others and that's it. The other people here are mostly expressions of stupidity. Life takes a certain amount of stupidity to enjoy ... so I understand their smart choice. But, if you can't say something good (and by good - just to be clear - I mean it makes good, as in: what you say it encourage the good path that keeps skydiving blooming in all the axis: [fun, skills, people, etc] in the long run - did you notice that "long run", implies the safe run too?) for THE part of life where you've invested most of your time then don't say it! It's simple! And if there's another part of your life where you invest most or more of your time, talk less up here and speak more there where you care more! BTW the correction that I was talking about was not for the OP, whatever his name is, I mean: please!!! Who gives a fuck? He has nothing to say. There are people in this world that are not made to leave/live a trace of themselves and he's one of them! He's a product of this forum, he's saying and trying to do whatever he's reading here in different threads. Why do you think he re-open this old thread, huh? The correction that I try to make is for you and it's a small one. Let go of the stiletto story. Do I need to write more words to send you this message or is it clear on your side? Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls!

I understand your point.[boing] And know that your point[boing], while it is true[real], makes more overall good if taken as a unbelievable bad example I know that you agree with me Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls!

>The POINT that you fail to get in your anxiety to have a nice rant is that you can't rely on PD (or anyone else) preventing anyone from buying a Stiletto (or any other canopy), regardless of what their recommendations may be. The first step for making a perfect world is believing that that world is only few corrections away. I hope you're wrong man! BTW did you happen to lose the love for skydiving because of 100 jumps know it all people? Or is it because skydiving is turning into a cold industry instead of the Cessna friends who jump together? Are you my future, if I make it way longer? Anyway, I still hope you're wrong!

I'm stupid but I want to tell you this: And you kallend, freddy-krueger bitch, maybe it's time to kill the memories of this story, right? I mean, you seems like an inteligent person and such and god knows that we need inteligent persons in this sport, but for fuck sake freddy-krueger, let go of the story with the 39 jumps stiletto good karma shit. Ask yourself this question what would an inteligent person have to gain from telling this story over and over again, always in front of the new kids? ... and if you're still in the imagination mode, thinking about that imaginary inteligent person then ask yourself what would an inteligent person encourage with his every action (speaking is an action, right?) if an inteligent person really, but really (not only pretending) really, loved this sport? Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls!

A mere friend will agree with you, but a real friend will argue. If this is true, if we can accept that this is true then ask yourself who are your real friends from all the people that posted in this thread and what are they trying to tell you? Don't post anything unless you get it, get it? And if you get it then think how much effort they put from their part of the world to give you a simple clear message! They seem to care about the life of a next guy that enter in this sport. Do you care about the next guy that enters this sport? If you want this sport to exists what type of people should we have more? like you or like them? Hear this one, kid: 2 cops enter a bar, and suddenly they say to the barman something something paramotor kit system and I don't know and why don't you shut up and do your part for this sport! Tada, that's all folks, this is my number for today! Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls!

Fun Fun Fun into the Sun Sun Sun! Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls!

Dude man, why females opinion is more important to you? What, we can't have an opinion that's worth taking into account? Maybe you should follow more your opinions and do things that you feel are right instead of looking for female acceptance! I mean, is overpopulation, for you, a good excuse to but fuck your girlfriend or is but fucking your girlfriend one good solution to the overpopulation problem. You see the difference? Now, now, before you write something you will regret, think that I am indeed right and you know it! ... because you are a man and not a mouse! Yes I tend to be touchy when it comes to the overpopulation problem ... because some people are keep driving this problem! Listen to Franky Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls!

>thanks for reading the post. n00b. I'm sorry man, I was too much immerse in the theoretical problem of overpopulation that I've missed the ass fucking part. My bad! Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls!

The 1st symptom of a man not wearing the pants in his family is believing that "is not a question of who's wearing the pants"

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Go for it man, let's see what you got

I'm not buying it!!!!!! There's a funny idea hiding inside the so call "serious" post of yours! Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls!

FIFY d00d... What? Stop that! Stop What? Repeatedly quoting the goddamned "fun" paragraphed link! No good can come out of this. You guys Rock and I Roll! Together we Rock & Roll. Uhh mmm Can I Rock instead of Rolling? Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls!

Sorry that last post was stupid

Let's see after! Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls!