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Kapowsin Airsports Super Otter, Grand Caravan, C-182 My other ride is the relative wind.

Oh yeah. Forgot about the camera guy who's going to video the beat up. My other ride is the relative wind.

Well there's 8 of 'em. What do you expect? I had that happen to me on jump 139. You can read it if you'd like. My other ride is the relative wind.

I see the drugs are starting to wear out. My other ride is the relative wind.

Oh yeah... First stain is a case of Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr! My other ride is the relative wind.

Looks like your Infinity is too small to fit the pilot chute. It looks niiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccccccccccceeeeeeeeeeeee. My other ride is the relative wind.

repent repent repent My other ride is the relative wind.

And how many did you have? My other ride is the relative wind.

Been excessively spanking the monkey? My other ride is the relative wind.

Jacob (92)& Rebecca (85) are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding & on the way go past a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in and addresses the man behind the counter - - "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers "Yes" Jacob: Do you sell heart medication? Pharmacist: Of course we do. Jacob: How about medicine for circulation? Pharmacist: All kinds. Jacob: Medicine for rheumatism? Pharmacist: Definitely. Jacob: How about Viagra? Pharmacist: Of course. Jacob: Medicine for memory? Pharmacist: Yes, a large variety. Jacob: How about vitamins & sleeping pills? Pharmacist: Absolutely. Jacob turns to Rebecca - - "Sweetheart, we might as well register our wedding gift list with them! My other ride is the relative wind.

And eat one too I suppose My other ride is the relative wind.

Well you learn soemthing new everyday. 1) There is an Arlington, WA and that's where it happened 2) The pilot's killed, the 2 passengers are injured. One has been airlifted to Harborview Medical, the other to Cascade Hospital. Don't know if this was a jump related flight. Nevertheless, sending out positive vibes... My other ride is the relative wind.

I've searched as far as I could and I'm hoping that someone who reads this may be able to pitch in. I'm under the impression that it's in Virginia. My other ride is the relative wind.

C-175 crash at Arlington Airport My other ride is the relative wind.

[buttheads_voice]Eh eheh ehe he... U Da Ho[/buttheads_voice] My other ride is the relative wind.

All these political correctness horseshit is getting way out of control. Who gives a rat's ass whether or not an action offends anyone. You can't keep everybody happy. The only way is to keep your mouth shut. And that's such a commie thing. My other ride is the relative wind.

A Russian scientist and a Czechoslovakian scientist had spent their whole lives studying the majestic grizzly bear. Each year they petitioned their respective governments to allow them to go to Yellowstone to study these wondrous beasts. Finally, their request was granted and they immediately flew to NY and then on West to Yellowstone. They reported to the local ranger station and were told that it was the grizzly mating season and it was much too dangerous to go out and study the animals. They pleaded that this was their only chance. Finally the ranger relented. The Russian and the Czech were given cell phones and told to report in each and every day. For several days they called in, and then nothing was heard from the two scientists. The rangers mounted a search party and found the scientists' camp completely ravaged. No sign of the missing men. They then followed the trail of a male and a female bear. They found the female and decided they must kill the animal to find out if she had eaten the scientists because they feared an international incident. They killed the female and cut open the bear's stomach... only to find the remains of the Russian. One ranger turned to the other and said, "You know what this means, don't you?" "Of course," the other ranger nodded. "The Czech is in the male." My other ride is the relative wind.

Don't leave out the fresh B licenses too. The guys said that I'll have to bring more beer and more often.

I am the maintenance guy to my wife. It's been my childhood fantasy to do the woman of the house who calls for my services. My other ride is the relative wind.

You're disturbing the mojo. C'mon. Work with the flow dude. My other ride is the relative wind.

1. Ability to kill spiders 2. Open tight jars 3. Lift heavy objects 4. General home keeping skills like fixing toilets and installing faucets 5. Driving long distances, and parallel parking 6. Always let her have the last word Help me out here. I'm running out of material. My other ride is the relative wind.

You mean dicks? My other ride is the relative wind.

Go on strike dude. It's illegal for them to fire you if you're on strike, and if they do take 'em to court on grounds for preventing you in carrying out your freedom to express your patriotism. Hell! Just sue them because the sun rises in the east! My other ride is the relative wind.

I found the perfect car for you dude! My other ride is the relative wind.

Are you hiring? Take me PLEASE!!! My other ride is the relative wind.