wlie

A thought crossed my minds as I was looking for a halloween costume: when halloween's over, turn it into a freefly suit. Anybody ever done this? My other ride is the relative wind.

Are you nuts?! My other ride is the relative wind.

I was just looking for it too! I guess I'll have to use XChat tonight. My other ride is the relative wind.

Are you volunterring? My other ride is the relative wind.

You've had it for too long. My other ride is the relative wind.

Give me back my Delorean!!! My other ride is the relative wind.

BBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!

BBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!!!!! My other ride is the relative wind.

Sounds to me like you have a naked girl in your bedroom but you ain't gettin' any My other ride is the relative wind.

Did you bring a case of beer for your DZ? My other ride is the relative wind.

I don't get this at all. Why does the government have to fuck you over on your misfortune. Last year, my fiance had spin out as a result of a tire blow out. So her one month old Legend got creamed but she was ok except for a few bruises. When the cop showed up (like 20 minutes after the paramedics, he hands her a ticket for $2xx. It's shit like this that make me steam My other ride is the relative wind.

Make that 6 or 7 then. I'm under the B licenses. My other ride is the relative wind.

Why don't you just jump with a tube? That thing would give you some drag won't it? And you'll look cool doing it! My other ride is the relative wind.

You mean like Enron, Worldcom, and so forth ? My other ride is the relative wind.

A man was sleeping, when his wife shook him and said, "Wake up! Someone is breaking in!" The man had gone through this almost every night for 20 years, and he knew that the only way he would get any rest was to go and check it out. This time, however, there was a man with a gun who entered to rob the house. As the thief was about to leave the man said, "You have to go and meet my wife." The thief said, "Why would you want me to meet your wife?" The man explained, "Well, she's been expecting you for 20 years." My other ride is the relative wind.

We don't work in the same company do we? My other ride is the relative wind.

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap. Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these?vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable slop. Q: Is beer or wine bad for me? A: Look, it goes to the earlier point about fruits and vegetables. As we all know, scientists divide everything in the world into three categories: animal, mineral, and vegetable. We all know that beer and wine are not animal, and they are not on the periodic table of elements, so that only leaves one thing, right? My advice: Have a burger and a beer and enjoy your liquid vegetables. Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? A: Well, if you have a body, and you have body fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc. Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain - Good. Q: If I stop smoking, will I live longer? A: Nope. Smoking is a sign of individual statement and peace of mind. If you stop, you'll probably stress yourself to death in record time. Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? A: You're not listening. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you? Q: What's the secret to healthy eating? A: Thicker gravy. Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach. Q: Is chocolate bad for me? A: Are you crazy? Cocoa beans... Another vegetable. It's the best feel good food around! I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets My other ride is the relative wind.

Get your flame throwers ready! I think that every passenger should be allowed to carry a firearm of their choice. Think about it... Would you stick up a donut shop frequented by cops? Would you point a gun at somebody in the shooting range? Flame away! My other ride is the relative wind.

I took a ride in a similar contraption back in 1997. It was at their Great America park in San Jose, CA. Scary enough for me to do it just once. Kind of like getting dropped in an elevator. But definitely nothing close to exiting a plane. A hot air balloon on the other hand, I can somewhat see the correlation. My other ride is the relative wind.

Be sure to get that jump logged and signed for the class D accuracy requirement My other ride is the relative wind.

I would go back to when I was 17 and get it right this time around. My other ride is the relative wind.

One day, while sailing the Seven Seas, Captain Bravo's lookout spotted a pirate ship. The crew became frantic! Captain Bravo bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" The first mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, and while wearing the brightly colored frock, the Captain led his crew into battle and defeated the pirates. That evening, all the men sat around on the deck recounting the day's triumph. One of them asked the captain, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before battle?" The captain replied, "If I had been wounded in the attack, the shirt would not have shown my blood. Thus, you men would continue to fight, unafraid." All of the men sat and marveled at both the courage and intelligence of such a manly man's man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout spotted not one, not two, but TEN pirate ships approaching! The crew stared in worshipful silence at the captain and waited for his usual brilliant orders. Captain Bravo gazed with steely eyes upon the vast armada arrayed against his ship, and without fear, turned and calmly shouted, "Get me my brown pants." My other ride is the relative wind.

Why don't yopu go find out and tell us My other ride is the relative wind.

A couple of hunters are out in the woods in the deep south when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm and soothing voice, says, "Alright, take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is silence, and then a gun shot is heard. The hunter comes back on the line. "OK. Now what??" My other ride is the relative wind.