lilDevil

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Beer ! Happy birthday Johnny ! ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

What do Becks and Milk tray have in common ???? They both come in a posh box ! ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

The best of luck, we cant have enough good vets :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

and husbands Yeppers....won't even start on that one!!!! Could add a few cents if you did lol, its not only guys that get screwed with payouts :-P ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

The Afterlife A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife. After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact. 'Mildred, Mildred' 'is that you fred?' 'Yes, i've come back like we agreed' 'what's it like?' 'Well I get up in the morning, have sex, have breakfast, go to the golf course, have sex, lay in the sun, then have sex twice. Have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then I have sex till late at night. The next day it starts again.' 'Oh, Fred, you surely must be in heaven' 'Not exactly, i'm a rabbit in Suffolk.' ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

MENOPAUSE JEWELRY My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big fuckin' red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

You could always try RSVP.com ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Bet you would lol ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Is an oogie a Blackpool slang for Boogie ? lol I mean I know ya cant text for shit but this thing has a spell checker LMAO ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Seeing how you asked nice and all, it won't hurt, much! Yum...... Did you ever notice that if you put your cursor on her avatar and select "view image" you can pull it up at about 3x the usual size? It does look very bite-able!

Yeh he can bite me ! :-P ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Caitlin and 4500, not in the bank yet but will help knock down my loan, will just have to hire when i jump for a while ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Now I feel sick, nuff said ! ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

No...but funny!!! Yup lol ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Oh that not nice lol ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

A young woman in Liverpool was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Mersey. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the freezing water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying. He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off to America in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship.I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm round her shoulder and added, I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy." The girl nodded Yes, After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in America would give her life new meaning. That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit and they made passionate love until dawn. Two weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked. "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get food and a trip to America, and he's screwing me." "He certainly is," the captain said. This is the Birkenhead Ferry." ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Farking hell I just had a thaught, last 4th July I was watching fireworks at ZHills were the hell that year go ?? :-( ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

wow he is cute and thoses feet are huge, dont worry about the licking bit, myself and Jake have moved in with a 9month old bully whos on heat, theyve been humping since last thursday avo, shame I had him fixed on Tuesday staffy/bully puppies would have been cute :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

god, r u back posting now yep so bite me fat arse :-P I know you missed me lmao ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

That has been on my mind but now all my friends are miles away, 7 hour drive to my DZ and yall are over there :-( ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

I voted other get him to get it done then youll be happy happy happy, ive heard it hurts a bit lol ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Yup im thinking of hanging up my hat and selling my rig, and my car and a 1k rock then no more debt and spending money :-( ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Gave me a giggle.

ROFLMAO ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !