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  1. DougH
    How about some context. Are you asking them to jump with you on their 100 way, or is it so bad that they won't even turn some four way points with you? "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  2. DougH
    First they let all the teenie boppers on there, now they are letting all the old farts on. Fawk!!! When I first was on facebook... it was hosted at thefacebook.com; and it wasn't even offered at all universities. This was something like six years ago. Go away. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  3. DougH
    Hey don't be misleading. Granted I love beer, but as the self appointed beer marshal at her DZ I have to point out he boot strapping cases isn't legal. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  4. DougH
    It would be nice if one of the indicator light man. made a light in two pieces... so you could drill a smaller hole and then splice, solder, and shrink wrap. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  5. DougH
    No I understand perfectly. I do hop and pops as low as 2000 since I am c qualified and that is as low as the BSR's will let me get out and open immediately, I like 3000 better it gives me a chance to do a canopy drill or two. Since you apparently have bad reading comprehension let me point out that no one is denying that the speed of your exit effects your altitude lost during a hop and pop. Try to understand that that most jumpers aren't exiting C130's (or what ever the mil. throws paratroopers out of now) with static lines. And most emergency exits aren't from planes doing C130 speeds. Most exits period aren't done at those speeds unless it is a special high speed pass. Give it a break and go shut up and jump!!! "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  6. DougH
    Because all the cool kids are doing it. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  7. DougH
    How will she tie her own hands behind her back? I could come over and help. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  8. DougH
    The last time I heard that joke it involved a chicken bone, a gay guy, and some ass munching. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  9. DougH

    THIS SUCKS!!!

    DougH replied to RALFFERS's topic in The Bonfire

    I think you should strongly consider relocation to a less sucky neighborhood. No wonder you started skydiving, it's safer than staying home Happens in good and bad neighborhoods. I just take all of my valuables out of the car, leave it unlocked. Then at least if it gets stolen I won't have to sweep up the glass. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  10. DougH
    No sorry, all it shows the military has determined that deploying soldier into battle areas at 400 feet with static lines achieves an acceptable balance of the different risks involved. Since they are using static lines and jumping out of different jump ships and much different airspeeds there is little to any carry over to an emergency situation that a sport skydiver would be faced with. So you must have done a *lot* of these over 1K low hop and pops during your 100 jumps back in the day huh? "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  11. DougH
    Is that better? Maybe worse? Now not only is there under age drinking going on at the dz, the management gave it the green light. I am undecided. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  12. DougH
    You didn't seem like you had a headache when you got down from that last AFF jump. I think it is DZ with drawl syndrome, a possible solution would be to spend more time at the DZ. Drinking beers at the DZ after jumping is done is also a good supplement to the original remedy Seriously though, I hope it turns out to be short lived and no big deal, especially since you are progressing so well. Keep up the good work Keri. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  13. DougH
    What about baseball caps with the brims still flat. That style bugs me. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  14. DougH
    Although a King would be cool I settled for a queen to save some cash. It was big enough for my ex-girlfriend and I. Now that I am single again the thing seems huge lol. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  15. DougH
    Since I am not a dzo I don't mind turning a blind eye. But do tell, what the hell is up with your name and avitar? "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  16. DougH
    Drug use by minors would have been a better title. Personally I think teens could do a lot worse then smoke pot occasionally. Harder stuff is another story. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  17. DougH

    Astronazis

    DougH replied to ifall's topic in The Bonfire

    I want to dip my balls in it! "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  18. DougH
    They are using static lines, maybe I am missing something but how does that relate to an emergency exit with sports parachutes? "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  19. DougH
    You weigh 190 pounds Jake, out the door maybe?!?! Sure didn't look like it when you were at my dz! I think you might be over estimating your wingloading.... just a little. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  20. DougH
    I was looking through skymall the other day on a flight... one of the vendors had a record player that had a usb out so you could make mp3's out of our old vinyls. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  21. DougH
    Please reread article. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  22. DougH
    I think you mean... it was all in her head. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  23. DougH
    Damn! "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  24. DougH
    "this is a god is real event" Noooo. This is a your brother is stupid and lucky event. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  25. DougH
    In a tight jumpsuit I have hit 165, in a hard arch. I tend to fall faster but with the right jumpsuits it gives me some really good range. I just wish I could track like the 6'5 guys who weigh 140 pounds. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P