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  1. DougH

    Another suit

    DougH replied to Squeak's topic in The Bonfire

    Skydivers don't sue skydivers. I hope she heals fast, and I feel for all of those who were touched by this incident. But fuck her, I hope she loses this suit, and then is never allowed to jump at a dz again. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  2. DougH
    We can now lock this thread.... this comment was the winner. I don't have my swoop capris yet, I think that is why I still suck. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  3. DougH
    My biggest problem with the article was the photo.... not smiling is XTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
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    The first one looked like an experinced jumper, or at least a well coached student! The second video was retarded.... EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEME!!! "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
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    That is an XTREEEEEEEEEEEME repost, I already said this at least once earlier in the thread Proffesor. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
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    I wouldn't mind stifling some peoples' airflow, but since I am only a EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEME Tax Account instead of an EXTREEEEEEEME Judo Master, I will have to settle for stifling viewpoints. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
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    I must have missed it... Also long as you pay the airfare and it isn't during my busy season (August to Sept 15th) then I am game. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
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    Don't feed the trolls please. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  9. DougH
    I guess you don't remember the game show? "Big bucks, no whammies" "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
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    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMEEEE!! "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  11. DougH
    Maybe I can have Omaha Steak Company stick the application in a box full of steaks. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
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    Thanks Crash, I thought it was pretty XXXXXXXXXXTREEEEEME. (Sorry I just had to). As a rule I try to only land on my head while performing other types of diving (muff, high, etc) you have a good point though. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
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    13 month wait... give or take a few. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  14. DougH
    I am thinking I can make friends of that employee and bribe them with a nice steak dinner, or a trip to a nice spa. They are only up to 29,351 as of this morning, which brings us full circle, and back to my original question. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  15. DougH
    Yes of course. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  16. DougH
    I met a jumper @ Skydive Orange that had the best one I have seen to date: "No Whammies" "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
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    In that case I would settle for 29999. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  18. DougH
    I hear you Nick. I am already proud to have earned my D in less than two years since I started AFF. I have come really far since I started, so I will be pleased just to carry the application around in my log book for a little while. I still think it would be cool to get a nice round number. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
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    Does any one know on average how many d licenses are issued per year? I am trying to decide if I should just send in my paperwork for my d license or if I should wait it out and try for a number that I think will be special. I would like to get D30,000 but we are almost 600 away. If that is going to take the next two years I guess I will just say screw it. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  20. DougH
    I am going to kick that little fawkers ass the next time I see him. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
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    I think we have had a post about this in the past, do a search. That thread was also XTTTTTTTREEEEEMELY stupid. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
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    They are around, they just don't deal with sport parachuting any more. I think Aerodyne might be offering service for PISA products still. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
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    A better question is why do you have this desire to be labeled as XXXXXXXXTREEEEEEEEEEEEME!!!! I pull low here and there, much less now that I fly a high performance canopy that doesn't allways behave. I have started swooping, and even though I am conservatively working my way through the learning process I scare the shit out of myself now and then. I don't think either of these things makes me XTREEEEEEEEEEEME. I don't desire to be labeled as XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXTREEEEEEEEEEEME. I don't go out of my way to try to be seen as XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXTREEEEEEEEME. Oh but I am an EXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXTREEEEEEEEME Tax Accountant. You better wear saftey glasses and a hard hat while walking past my cube, you run a good chance of getting hit in the face with a can of RedBull, or an adding machine as I work at my XXXXXXXXXXXTREEEEEEEEEME feverish pace. PS. this thread is XXXXXXXXXXXXXXTREEEEMLY stupid. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
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    I would question the rigger on that logic about the loss of the reserve handle. It just goes contrary to my belief of how the conventional RSL works. Of course I am not a rigger yet so maybe some one can step in and correct me if I am making the wrong assumptions on the setup. I believe if your swage comes off the end of your reserve ripcord cable then you better pray that you have a AAD of some sort. I doubt a conventional RSL could pull the pin in this case, it will just pull the handle end of the setup all the way out of the rig and then fall of the cable. The conventional RSL pulls the pin because it is pulling the cable out from between the two rings. The handle side of the cable jams agains the hard housing because the handle will not pass through, so as the cable gets pulled out by the RSL the only other place to give is the pin side. Right? "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
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    Did you consider calling mirage... just a thought, they did design the container AND the risers. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P