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More public restroom poll -- do you eat/drink in the bathroom?
Zipp0 replied to wmw999's topic in The Bonfire
Yes, but the only proper place to sniff coke is off a stripper's ass, which is actually much dirtier than that urinal. Irony? Zipp0 -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. -
Exactly. And who on earth would want to do a night jump with a 6 D cell flashlight? Oh, for extra geek factor, get the nylon tactical sheath. You could probably safely attach it to your chest strap(check with someone who knows better than me!!). It's pretty rugged, and closes well. Zipp0 -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
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I have the G2 with the stock bulb kit, and I am very happy with it. Buy your batteries from Surefire, and they are a bit cheaper. The light is blinding as is, os upgrading to the higher lumen light would probably be incredibly bright. If you use it for night jumps don't turn that thing on anywhere near the airplane. Your night vision will be blown away. Zipp0 -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
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I have been told I have nice eyes, and very long eyelashes, for a guy. Story. So I'm 18 years old, standing in line in the barracks in Navy boot camp. The company commander is walking down the line, taking some quality time to shout right in the face of every recruit in the place. Eventually he gets down to me. He checks over my uniform, and finding nothing looks into my eyes, searching for something to scream about. (I am careful to keep the blank, 1000 yard stare). He looks for a second, then at the top of his lungs, spitting a little "Goddamn, boy, those are some long fucking eyelashes!!!!" Me.... "Uhhhhhh YES SIR!" Maybe they just look long when the tip of your nose is 1mm from the tip of my nose.... Zipp0 -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
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Favorite one-liners or routine for tandem interviews.
Zipp0 replied to weegegirl's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
About a year ago I took an observation flight up to watch the action. So I have a parachute strapped to my back for the first time and get on the plane. As we lift off I am told "If the pilot jumps, you jump." I laughed heartily, until I realized it was not a joke. Zipp0 -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. -
Are you serious? Zipp0 yes I am. Are you a veteran? Do you understand the potential abuses and illegal activities that could happen due to this data being lost/stolen? Do you realize that terrorists could use this info to get passports? Do you appreciate the terrible effects of identity theft on the victim? Does it bother you that the goverment handled millions of personal/private records with no regard for security? To me, it is a very big deal - as it could have very negative consequences for me and my family. Zipp0 -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
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Are you serious? Zipp0 -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
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Oh, no doubt it could be done. Spend enough money and you can do just about anything. Although, it seems that when done they will basically have a single seat jet, which already exist. Seems like a solution to a non-existent problem. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
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Hey, if I paint up my Makarov like this can I wave it around and play 'cops and robbers' with the kids at family picnics and such? Zipp0 -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
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Oh God. My dog isn't THAT bad! And he is getting better with his fears as he gets older. Most beagles get into trouble because they are following their nose. Once they get a scent it is there instince to follow it forever. Maybe stopping rabbits from getting into the yard is the answer. Zipp0 -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
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Really? Where? I can point you to dozens of pieces of shit our government has bought over the years. Or they spend 25 million and then cancel the project.... Zipp0 Here's a good one(common sense? ): http://historynet.com/ahi/blbatnbirdbomber/index.html -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
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I guess it was training. When he was very young, I let him out with no leash, as I knew he couldn't get away. Then, as he got bigger, I put him on a 'run' made from a pulley on a clothesline. Now, I can just open the door, and he seems to assume that he is on the 'run' so he doesn't bother trying to get away. It's like training a dog to walk at your heel. Once they are trained, you can drop the leash and they assume that you are still holding it. Zipp0 -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
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I have a 2 year old male beagle that I can let out with no leash or stake and he has never left the yard. He's afraid of his own shadow, which helps, I'm sure. Zipp0 -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
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Exactly. I don't see what the problem is. We are amid a war on terror right now. There are terrorists everywhere that want to hurt us. We need to protect our lands. When we have won the war on terror and there are no more terrorists, they won't search carrs for bombs anymore. In the meantime, people should just transporting bombs. I was being facetious. The Bolivar Peninsula is in Texas. Zipp0 -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
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The defense department is so full of money designated for special-forces technology that they will buy 50 of these before they realize that they are useless. Especially if they have a buddy who is a contracting officer.... Zipp0 -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
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Dude, They COULD be bringing explosives into the country from Bolivia, couldn't they? And what about illegal drugs? The innocent have nothing to fear. Zipp0 -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
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For under $300 I picked up last season's Trek when the new models hit the floor. It worked out for me, as I preferred the color scheme on the former model. I added clipless pedals and a few other goodies and I am very happy. A big selling point for me was the lifetime warranty on the frame. For me, that makes a Trek a good foundation to build on as you grow as a rider. YMMV, Zipp0 -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
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Wear a classic white polyester leisure suit or old tux with a frilly shirt. You will be the only person anyone remembers from the Vegas real estate convention. Zipp0 -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
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http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/05/31/BAG3UJ4MK51.DTL&feed=rss.bayarea -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
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Did you draw those Captain Morgan moustaches on them while they were sleeping? -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
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Finally, a good use for my spoofcard http://www.spoofcard.com outside of playing pranks on my friends.... Zipp0 -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
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Some kid who studied his ass off for 16 years got bumped so this guy, who chose NOT to complete his education, could attend. I'll bet you $10 he drops out this time too. Zipp0 -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
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Here on earth I accept that skydiving is dangerous, and there are very few 'fender benders' in serious skydiving accidents. In the door, I prefer to think 'boy, I'm glad I'm not driving - I could be killed!' I think this weekend will have me shaken for a little while, or more. Zipp0 -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
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Takes some wind out of the sails of the necons who say "How can Bush be stupid, he want to Harvard Business School!" -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
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I figured out real quick that you could die in this sport when I let go of the strut that first time. Weekends like this just drive that point home. I agree that everyone should realize that you can die. At the same time, when I am hanging on the strut, that's the last thing I want to be thinking about. Once I have accepted the risks, I just want to think about what I need to do to have a safe skydive. Zipp0 -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.