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Yes, Rush Limpballs is an entertainer. Unfortunately, the trailer-dwelling poor white trash who champion him think he is an authority on everything. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

I made a neo-con's head explode today. I doused a pile of Qurans with gasoline, but told him the only way I would light the fire was with a burning American flag. SPLAT! -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

Limbaugh with Viagra = every woman's worst nightmare -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

I love reading about deploying at 4500 feet. As a noob IAD student it makes my balls feel huge getting out at 3000. Two totally differnt things, I know. but still.... -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

My wife to-be forced me to worship chewed bubble gum. I took to it quite well. 3 years of marital bliss later, could she have been wrong? -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

That's why hair tests are the coming thing. Once the FDA gets it as an acceptable standard, states will take off with ordering. Well, a friend of mine smoked the night before his hair test and had no problems. I guess the dope indicators didn't have time to grow out into the sample taken? It seems to me, if you just recently did drugs, letting your hair long would more likely give you a pass on a hair test than cutting it down, giving them a sample right up against the scalp. But my understanding of the science is probably way off. Anyway, if people use the same discretion with pot smoking that they use with drinking, there is likely no problem. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

Correct. For instance, when you say things like "suck it up, buttercup" people tend to laugh at you. I'd much rather be "laughed at" than to live my life with drugs and alcohol. I totally agree with what ExAFO said, as well as the poster he replied to. I, too, say, if you smoke it, deal with what comes your way. I hope anyone who tries to cover it, or those who choose to temp it, fail the test. Lighten up, buttercup. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

Correct. For instance, when you say things like "suck it up, buttercup" people tend to laugh at you. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

That's funny. Ever met anyone outside of your church group? Listing the drug of choice respectively; pot, coke, all, meth, booze, all. Well Slick, your ad hominem attacks aside (and I'm not even a church goer), I firmly believe that anyone in the above-listed groups should not be allowed to use illicit drugs, as they would be putting the lives and welfare of others at risk for their own hedonistic narcissism. Ya see Skippy, irresponsibility and being a productive member of society tend to be mutually exclusive... Don't like it? Tough shit. That's the reality you live in. All the hippy feel-good dumbshit in the world won't change a damn thing. Hey skippy, Your doctor probably smokes pot, your kids probably smoke pot, and the average food service worker smokes more pot than everyone else put together. Seems to me like you are the one doing the attacking. What is important is that those people who choose to smoke pot, drink beer, or whatever, do it at a proper time and place. And FYI I don't smoke pot or do any drugs currently deemed illegal by society. (alcohol was illegal not too long ago) Zipp0 -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

Odds are, several of your employees use some kind of rec drugs, and you are, and will never be, none the wiser. And if that is so, what's the harm? -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

Close. A slut sleeps with everyone. A whore sleeps with everyone but you. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

And there we have it - the dirtiest thing ever said on dz.com! -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

And happy on your own....... hmmm.... Time to start stocking up on cats? -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

Everyone knows there are a few possible solutions to the global warming debate: 1. As the Earth is about to become uninhabitable, the good people will be taken away in the rapture before armageddon. 2. We will achieve warp speed and colonize some other earthlike planet near Alpha Centauri. 3. We pretend there is no problem, and everything works out fine. 4. We do nothing and ruin the planet for future generations. Super advanced humans build a time machine to come back in time to punish us for destroying the Earth. Their punishment: a second Bush term. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

Your a bit optomistic aren't you? Do you really think people who don't understand the correct method areagoing to understand you're method? Zipp0 -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

A recently divorced friend of mine uses match.com, and other than assisting him in getting lots of sex, it seems pretty useless. It seems that when he meets someone he likes, he can't stop looking at match, and keeps trying for an upgrade. I guess it's a guy version of shopping....... Go in the dressing room and try on 20 different outfits, because you can always find something else on the rack that might just be better. My advice is to get very comfortable on your own. I had quite a few years doing exactly what I wanted to do, exactly when I wanted to do it. I really grew as an individual during those years. Zipp0 -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

More like "A turn off to WOMAN." Maybe you should have said "Yeah, well I suggest you give up golf - most men think women golfers are all bull-dykes" -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

A "shithole to launch operations from?" Don't we have that now? Let's declare victory and back our forces out of the dangerous areas. I want the USA to win, but I fear we have already lost. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

Hmmmm.... And I always thought the headaches I got nightly came from growing up in the Chicago smog..... -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

How do you define victory? Without knowing that, the question isn't relevant. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

Get a Have a Heart trap, so you can catch the animal without harming him. Then, after he is safely inside the trap, take it outside, pour a gallon of kerosene on him, and light a match. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

Ladies, we are ALWAYS trying to bang you. But at the same time, we won't push the issue if it isn't going to happen. It sounds to me like he is creating the possibility of a fun night. And where is the 'brotherhood', huh? Isn't there a 'guy code' anymore? Zipp0 -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

Here you go: http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/pcs/blown-up-mac-gets-man-a-g5-172832.php -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

Public and available - do some search and you find it. Amen brother. I get tired of looking this crap up every time I want to say something that is nearly common knowledge. That, and I get lazy. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

Dateline will catch them all in the next year, so don't sweat it! -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.