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It,s a car.A really cool looking car.Does anybody know who makes it?
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Forget it!Blazing Saddles!"Oh boys,lookie what we have here?""Where da white women at?"
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Learning what not to do again is sometimes more important than being perfect(dull)all the time.The real Skygod whomever he or she may be sends us the messages to heed our lessons learned well!
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Of course master freeflying the safest way possibe on every jump.Got a perfect landing recond to protect ya know!(lol)
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Torture(anykind)is what he needs!Alas,he is a prisoner of war!Let the Iragi people convict him and then "Hang Him".
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Never had a skydiver girlfriend.Opps,1 who has more than 1 jump.Anyway,DZ politics,business,teaching,drinking and dating do not always mix well!Haven,t met any regular skydiver woman who would want me on a regular basis.Had 1 try to proposition me once(I ran like hell!)LOL
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Remarkably alot lately.See "Courtney"(sexy young lass)who dances at the bar,is a "hoot" to watch.Last night she kept wanting to come out of her top!(lol)She enjoys learning the art of teasing the men.She also isn't afraid to laugh at herself.I like that in a person!
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Welcome to the world of trying to please someone else.Most skydivers eventually give the wife bus money to go anywhere!(lol)No,stuff happens,you learn,you move on!
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Suppose it is the shot of holt swooping overtop the hanger.Imagine a swooper coming through a break in the trees.(Canopy clearly above tree line)You see his shadow(canopy)in lower right side of the picture.He says he missed the top of the hanger by at least 5 feet.(probably)Lucky shot!
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Just a video of me during my canopy class!!
Designer replied to koopa's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Humm,hey it could have been worse!(lol)Still trying to get the students to land into the wind!I told 1 hot shot know-it-all babe "if she was gonna be stupid she had to be tough"Now she sits at home with a broken shoulder.Dumb bitch!(lol) -
Glad somebody finally got it right!
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O.K.
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Bummer!
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Opps,no thinking there.(lol)
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Humm,nice reply!
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o.k.,this only reminds me of my project to put heads up display of decent altitude on side of face shields(green,yellow,red) of my future helmet.It also reminds me that I've been thinking and working on this for twenty yrs now!
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HEAR!HEAR!
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Rats,NONE!
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This kind of thing happens more than you think.I've lost my License for 5 years because of the beer!12 YEARS,WITHOUT A LICENSE!I,m sooooooo glad I was in those AA/NA classes!You learn alot.This time of year is especially tough.There just are not enough police officers to catch everyone!The wish I would have known "Then" what I know "Now" gets said often after death occurs.Sorry,you had to see it up close and personal.Take care.
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Humm,can,t seem to get to the money paying part?Giving nice pics away for christmas.Not charging certain people because of who they are!Damn,when am I gonna start thinking this is a business?ACK!
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Nice to have cool neighbors!
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Thanks everyone.It was mostly just a thought.With just my outdated S/L jumpmaster rating and 26 yrs keeping my ass alive,I thought I might be able to convince someone in USPA(Jim Crouch,maybe?) that I would take the job seriously.We have a few students and newby types who just need a little of my knowledge and encouragement.In no way would I end up being a safety nazi!Mostly what I've seen are under canopy right of way problems and sloppy parachute flying.On the rare day someone might open low.Then I just remind them of the cutaway mins.
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At what point do you waste a perfectly good pack job
Designer replied to shmali's topic in Safety and Training
If I,m really,really bored and wanna touch my parachute.Last weekend repacked it twice. -
JadedLady and I have solved all of the world's problems
Designer replied to Vallerina's topic in The Bonfire
Good girl skysister.I have those disscussions with engineer's and other designers.We are hell bent on changing the world.Who gives a rats ass what other people think about how much you do or don't drink? -
Gonna have to try that sometime!When I really have nothing better to do?Sounds like a beer drinking contest on sat. nite?Hey,I jump yours if you have the balls to jump mine?(lol)