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Staggering fact!
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O.K.,does it come in a man version?(lol)Why am I responding to this?Damn,I must be bored?
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Geek available here!
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Humm,I,m still recovering from my last relationship!Like the vulcans,every 7 years I just gotta go down on a woman and make her scream for some dick!But,it seems the women can,t get enough and my ex-would,nt even under stand being tired from work.BE VERY CAREFUL!Someone who say's they never lie,is probably lying!(Most of the time I caught her lying to me.)That really sucks in a relationship.You lie your gone!(rob new tactic)Hoping(trying)to become better friends with the ladies at my DZ.Hoping they will see the real rob?It,s not about money,sex or how good you look together.It,s how do you like each other first?It all starts with 1 person telling a member of the opposite sex that she intrigues him.He fines her interesting(friendly).
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I bought 2 at z-hills.A vector and a javelin(I think?)Both were very nice.Beware,the zips get worn out,going in and out of them so much.Started learning to fix my own.The mater separates form the actual zipper.A little pressure applied to the mater with a pair of needle nose pillars will hold it together for awhile until you can get the zipper replaced.
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So sucking at packing is normal at first, right?
Designer replied to schattenjaeger's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I,m still trying to get good at it!My favorite saying here lately is "Bitch".When packing gets the best of me,I scream bitch,take a deep breath and carry-on.Even if that means starting over.OH,practice,practice and more practice. -
OH Mama,you know teenagers?Think they are on top of the world!NOT INTO KIDDIES.Otherwise maybe she just needs some stern discipline?No Daddy around?How about a part time job?
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Now, that's funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Great game!O.k.,so I was pulling for the cubbies!Shortstop for the marlins made 2 great plays I,m glad I didn,t miss!Gonna be a great series I think.
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Geez,reminds me of the monty python skit.Throws the old man out in the street.Old man says,"But,I,m not dead yet".Living is still living.Actively dying is like almost pregnant.Give me a f**king break.Woman/whomever needs some more training?
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We try rise above certain petty crap.Being really overly judgmental about race issues does show little respect.At times,I've been just as guilty as anyone can be.Also,i\I've tried to learn to get along with just about anybody at anytime.It may be just like you say,a generational thing?Let's hope not?
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o.k.
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Guess,I,m just no fun in October?Have not dressed for Halloween yet!Once,was too stoned to enter(lol).OH WELL,probably be too tired this year anyway.Wonder if it is possible to go as "Cyber Fred Garvin"(Male Prostitute)(lol).
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Physics Help - Why do weights help you fall faster?
Designer replied to turnlow's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Flat out,weights are a "Pain in the arse".The other RW jumpers required me to were them(114 lbs,stickman).Here is the answer.Drop a feather and a bowling ball in a vacuum.Which will hit the ground first?Most people know that both will hit at the same time,because it,s in a vacuum.Well,we don,t freefall in a vacuum!Drag + wind resistance vary from jumper to jumper.I produce a buttload of drag with even a skin tight jumpsuit because I,m tall,very skinny and have much less mass than most other jumpers.Notice I said mass,not weight.To fix the problem,I must wear 16-20 lbs of lead shot.It,s a bigtime drag!So,I just freefly now! -
Were supposed to be?Some relationships get severely strained over the years and just "Can,t" be repaired.So,I go with the flow as usual.
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Damn,your real lucky!!!!!!!!!Been true and honest with every GF I EVER HAD!!!Found out I was the sane 1 after all was said and done.Shame the women I have been interested in didn,t know anything about Love,Honesty and being true to ones self!Keep up the good work!
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Be honest: How many kittens do you kill daily?
Designer replied to freeflygoddess's topic in The Bonfire
Humm,never heard that before!Guess I,m killing 3 or 4 kittens a week now!(lol).Hey,gotta relieve the stress somehow.Plus,it helps me sleep.My ex GF was the greatest at tiring me out for sleep!Hey,Ifin I get another GF I won,t be killing but 1 kitty a week.Ya gotta stay in touch with what ya know.(rotflmao) -
O.K.,thinking the people in Z-hills would have a shit if I got this new job down there in Tampa Bay?OH my God!,rob might be coming back for real.Lock up the women and children!(lol)
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Cool,great!
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Honesty Huh?Middle aged part time jumper(very poor),Loves larger less complicated women,will perform oral sex on her on demand!(rotflmao!)
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Hey,don't panic.Getting the "Roll" to "Fold" is the trick.I slammed a 230 new ZP in the bag the first time 2 weekends ago.After the first one worked,I just kept "Keeping the air out as you get it in the bag".I pull the bag around the folds.It's easier than trying to stuff it.Keep at it,it comes.
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I was probably the worst student to ever get cleared for freefall at my DZ back in 1975.You name it,I did it "Wrong".Got there out of just pure(Not Giving Up)!!!!!!!!!!!!Instructor said start doing it right or take up bowling!That was enough!
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Humm,now it,s the rush of trying new freestyle moves.Perfecting one and adding it to my routine.It used to be the "Point" chase years ago.Nice swoop landing at the end helps put a smile on my face.
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Try NOAA.Was really impressed with the Satellite pictures yesterday.
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No replies please.I could tell ya but then I would have to kill ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!