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Through her inner ear canal. Where else does one get impaled by a penis? You had sex ed in Kansas, didn't you? No actually it was my cousin from Arkansas. She showed me everything and broke me in hands on. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

[buzzer sounds] wrong answer! Proper Arkansas talk is lor-a-set. Only if you're a Redneck. hmmmm... Arkansas.... Redneck..... how ever did you relate those two words? There's no rednecks in Arkansas. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

Another LSD trip is on PBS. It's called the teletubbies. Why do you think it's a show for babies? Cause all babies are on acid don't cha know? --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

Through her inner ear canal. Where else does one get impaled by a penis? --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

I fixed it... Much better but it's actually Jankybob. I wrote too fast. Now can we please stop stressing my loving fiance out? I'm trying to keep him. Yes ma’am. I'm a BAD monkey. This monkey needs a spanking. Spank the monkey. Spank THIS monkey... go ahead, I deserve it. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

The description says that a baby's head is crowning so I'm thinking, no, not so hot. But that's just me. Walt Cute!!! Is there little penis dents in the baby's head too? --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

I fixed it... --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

If she's a good GFD she wouldn't say anything at all because she'd have a mouthfull of Jankybob penis at all times. What is a good Girl Fall? There I fixed it for ya. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

If she's a good GF she wouldn't say anything at all because she'd have a mouthfull of penis at all times. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

Exactly. So why go? Stay and pick her brain till she tells you the truth. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

Haha... I've done the same thing, but not as dramatic. My ex and I were in bed going to town. She got on top for a while and we were both near the end so I decided I'd help her along and speed up the pace. I had slipped out a couple of times and rammed the whole thing back to my nuts without skipping a beat, she was just lovin it. She started to get a little crazy and her rhythm got out of whack due to her orgasm and I slipped out again only she was miss aligned this time and it went ALL THE WAY UP HER BUTT AT LIGHT SPEED. Luckily we were all sweaty and my cock was thoroughly lubed from her secretions, but still. I stopped immediately, and backed out slow. She cried she was in so much pain, I felt so bad. That wasn't a good first anal experience for her and she'll probably never want to give it a try (sorry to her future BFs ). But you're right. It wasn't very funny at the time... but she's a ho so I can laugh about it now. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

Wow... I've actually made a woman laugh without showing her my penis. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

Obviously you CAN'T help here or there wouldn't be a need for a poll in the first place. My guess is, her saying she's ok with a 4" penis is a lie to shelter your delicate ego. Hence the noted appreciation for a tremendous specimen… --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

No way... the laser would be better. Wax should only be applied while buffing the wrinkles out. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

Ahhhh yes. I love the feeling of my shaved balls as opposed to hairy ones. "These balls are smoooooth as eggs, do ya suck balls? Do ya suck THESE balls?"-Dave Chappelle. Well first off take a shower. Then I use the ole clippers, yea the same ones I cute my hair with, and go over everything real good. Then get back in the shower and lather up with a bunch of shaving cream, I love that part, feels sooooo good. Then just go to town with a nice sharp razor carefully, light pressure. Keep soaping your balls and working the area completely until complete. And don't forget your butthole, your girl might like to toss the old salad if it's clean and shaven. But I'll tell you what... there's no better feeling in the world than a freshly shaven pair of balls. You'll find yourself with you hand down your pants more than often, soo smooth, soo soft... And you'll just love the sound of porno balls slappin your girls ass, or clit if you're beatin it up from behind. Keep them balls lubed and shiny. Damn right I shave my balls! --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

Yup. Bravo!!! If you love this girl, time to act like adults and get to the bottom of this. You guys aren't in college any more. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

Who cares... as long as you're still gettin some. Not like you were gonna marry the ho. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

I think there should be a poll. "If you have a penis and are willing to donate services in the GA area, there's a girl, who would like to remain anonymous, (kelel01) who would appreciate it tremendously, more so if it were tremendous, but she’s not too picky right now. Any help would be appreciated. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

Well if it were me and I loved this girl and didn't just want to throw away a good thing, I'd skip the reunion and do somthing special with her instead. If she still hints around about being to busy with her masters later I'd take that as she's trying to break it off, but leaving it up to you to end it, which would suck, but very few people have the balls to speak the truth. So supprise her by booking something with her instead and see where it goes from there. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

Hmmm... I could think of at least one thing... --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

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Hot Chocolate Commodores Kool & the Gang Stevie Wonder Rick James Bitch! Really loud with the bass thumpin --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

Perhaps you should give her a hint... allow me. She's seen you naked . --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

Me too... only I got a skidmark on my nice shirt instead of glitter. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

I like "Boobalicious". But in her case, "Bootylicious" works as well. Or how bout "Boobabootylicious"... --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....