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  1. I submit to thee... --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  2. Oh don't mind my avatar, he's just angry cause he has a small penis... boy toy huh? You want me, don't you? You never knew a white man could hit those notes, did you? Puttin Marvin Gaye to SHAAAAAAAAAAME woman. If feel ya... --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  3. EEEEEEWE!!! Scabies!!!! --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  4. Don't get your nipples is a bunch pumpkin tits... I'm just playin with ya, just being my childish self ... you can spank me if you want, I'm willing and submissive... --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  5. Smokers smell like poo poo, smokers smell like poo poo.... --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  6. So this gent is at a classy restaurant having dinner by his lonesome. He spots a very attractive woman across the room and say’s to the waiter, “I would like to buy that gorgeous young lady the finest bottle of wine you posses”. And the waiter replies, “ No problem, right away sir”. Five minutes pass and the waiter appears at the woman’s table with a bottle of the best wine in the house and says to the young lady, “Madam… monsieur across the way sends his regards”. She replies to the waiter with her “come here” finger and he bends closer so he can hear her better. Meanwhile the young gent is watching what’s going on, but can’t read her lips as to what she’s saying cause the waiter’s in the way. After 20 seconds pass, the waiter returns the bottle of wine to the gent and says, “Madam says, that in order for her to accept this gesture from you, you need to have $200,000 in your checking, a big house overlooking the valley, a Porsche in the driveway, and 10 inches in your pants”. The gent looks over at the sexy lady and shakes his head, gets up, pays the waiter, and walks out. When the waiter returns to collect the young ladies bill, and give her back the bottle of wine, she’s confused. The waiter says, “He said he has 2.5 mil in his checking, a mansion on the beach, 2 Ferrari’s and a Lamborghini in the driveway… but… no way in HELL… would he EVER… FOR ANY AMOUNT OF MONEY IN THIS WORLD… cut 4 inches off his penis… --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  7. Cheers. 1.5 for me. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  8. EEEEWE... smoking in doors around KIDS is messed up. Don't let your kid hang around there anymore. At least when I was a smoker, I had the decency to go outside and not make everyone around me smoke too. That's just nasty and inconsiderate. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  9. Oh I am... believe me. I just can't in that post as it puts a chink in my sarcastic wit. Your posts always make me smile big
  10. I know exactly what you mean. That's why I got rid of my truck. The smell never goes away. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  11. It was you who started the dot dot dotter thread... wasn't it? --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  12. Smokers stink like poo, but I can say that, cause I was one. I can smell a smoker from a mile away. I burned all my old clothes and got a new vehicle, the smell was so bad. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  13. Yup, thats why the thick leather gloves are needed. Bright lights help to stun them so they don't try to fly away. They're easy to grab hold of, but are vicious biters. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  14. I've had them climb in through the fart fan vent in the bathroom and get stuck. Had to rescue the litte guys more than once. Note: they have SHARP teeth and thick leather gloves are needed to handle them. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  15. …or dead lifting at the gym when there are hot females around. It's hard to keep a straight face after you're grunting the weight up and veins are popping out of you beat red face, forehead and neck, only to rip an enormous POOOOOOOOOOOT... POOT... POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT... and it stinks real bad from all the protein and supplements you've taken in conjunction with the 4way chili... the look of the poor girls’ face with their wrinkled noses and squinting eyes is just too unbearable to not bust out in uncontrollable laughter. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  16. “Hooker” is a derogatory term. They don’t like to be slapped in the face by name calling that descibes their actions in a way that sounds crude. The politically correct term is, “Escort”. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
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  18. And pulled a hairy nipple out of her bra... --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  19. Could you post a pic? It doesn’t have to be nekid, shirt on is fine. I've always wondered what those boobs look like. It would help give an idea as to what they feel like so I would be able to better understand. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  20. Ask a true piza what the revolution is about. They will know, ALL real mexicans will know what the revolution is. The revolution to come take what was once theirs. If you think I'm BS'n, then you don't know know shit... Not like they will be able to do so, just a dream of theirs... --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  21. Protest, by buying an electric, or methanol vehicle. I don’t want to hear people bitch about oil and war any more unless they do so. It makes me sick. And yes I tried very hard to go and kill terrorist, the army wouldn’t let me, said I was too valuable here (BS). Look around you people, see how the game is played and play it damn it. The last man standing with the oil is the last man standing. Do you not see that? It’s the way it is. You don’t watch football and bitch about it cause the rules aren’t in your liking do you? No… cause rules are rules. At least we Americans are smart enough to use up everyone else’s resources before our own… shit. Oil is a profit to this county AND it’s well being… It’s WHOLE being… Can you bitch about how bad you have it when you see the REAL world and how it’s run. Do you not know how great this place is (USA)? Wake the fuck up people. Look at what you have and where you’re at and use it. Don’t dream about what it should be, why fantasize? Be real here. This is our way of life, be a man and fight damn it. Fight for what is yours, fight for survival. We are only animals… stop pretending we’re not… be human… be American… take what’s yours and what’s not… cause you can… cause you’re the stronger life force… cause we’re the alpha. Fight for it all… cause it will come down to the last man standing… how the hell do you think we got the ground you’re standing on? We didn’t ASK for it, we fuckin took it. So everyone stop trying to play civilized, and let out the savage beast that we are and take what we can… like we always have… --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  22. don't say photo without posting a pic... --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  23. Really, it was a slut named Jenny. I had the first go round before everyone else, in a bush, standing up, not bad for a first timer, standing up isn't for rookies... we went at it for a while with a condom, and I decided to pluck it off without her knowing, not missing a beat, it was pretty slick, dunno if I have any kids from her floating around today as I knew to pull out and jiz all over her leg, even back then... It was the best feeling I've ever had on my cock to this day and I'll never forget it... the funny thing is, my first kiss was a Jen, my first fuck was a Jen, and my first true love was a Jen, my first soul mate was a Jen... my first Dream of a family and life partner was Jen... were do I go from Jen? --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  24. Wow.... those gorgeous women really bring out the color in them daisies. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  25. Some things can never be undone. You can go through all the therapy in the world. But if a person is SANE and has his or her reasons, what is it of anyone else’s business. Don’t you think that person has enough of his guilt about family and loved ones to worry about? How can you decide for a person that they are not making a rational decision? I can tell you from first hand, that these thoughts are very rational and well thought out with consideration to others such as family and friends. Is it up to suicidal people to keep on suffering just to keep family and loved ones happy? What about when the depressed is living his/her life all alone with little contact with family or friends… what, they’re supposed to live in their shoebox and come out on holidays to smile at everyone and pretend everything’s A-OK just so the family doesn’t have to worry about them? Who is selfish now? When people want to go, BELIEVE me, they’ve thought about it LOTS. Who is anyone to say how you or I decide to go, it really none of anyone’s business. I’ll agree to a degree, that you shouldn’t disrupt anyone else’s life in the process, and those that do, want help, and could probably benefit from it… they are the ones who can’t think rationally. The one’s who KNOW, should be allowed to go. Its just life and we’re all going sometime, it’s no-ones business as to how or when. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....