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Great! Cant wait to see what he looks like. Please dont forget to post the pictures ok?

Your knight in shining Armour, coming to rescue your beautiful lil self. I couldn't beard the pain of watching someone as gorgeous as you being made fun of so innocently by a predator you thought was friendly.... you're too beautiful for that. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

Sweetie I'll let you in on a little secret... it's a trap and you were the runner up --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

funks has gone GAY. WTF --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

Yup what he said, or a gixxer 750 --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

4 risers tangling, 3 sliders off, 2 toggles not stowed, and a haAArd ooopenening. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

Oh so you guys were pretending to not get the humor here? Well that’s just ingenious of you… --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

I'm sorry but you guys are duller than a butter knife... --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

oh never mind... (sigh) --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

I'm sorry, but that sounds toatally GAY POPS. "Come pack this!" --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

you're a packer, aren't you? --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

you must not know the same packers I do You don't know the same ME that I know. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

So I'm fucking this packer in the ass.... I mean I'm just beatin the shit out of it... I'm pullin his hair, smackin his ass, choking the fucker and I reach around and the guy has a fuckin hard on and I'm thinking to myself, "WHAT A FUCKIN FAG". --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

So this packer waves at me down at the DZ and says "HI".... and I punch him in the face, breaking his jaw in 3 places. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

So this packer gets thrown in prison for packin a 540 degree line twist for a BASE jump off a 200 ft tower killing a guy with a much larger penis than he possessed.... and everyone fucked his little bitch ass in his ass without any lube of any sort. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

So this packer's walking down the street.... and gets hit by a MAC truck doin 70 in the 25 zone and scatters his brains across a 4 lane road. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

So this packer walks into a bar.... and everyone beats the shit out of him. darnknit --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

Fixed it for you. (wipes shit off nose) [gay lisp] ooo ooo oooooooooo... cat of nine tailths, cat of nine tailths, cat of nine tailths. [/gay lisp] --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

What you don't drunk post on Sundays? SPANK THIS ASS!!! Honey you can spank this ass ANYTIME your gorgeous, witty, little self desires . Thank you mistress xenaswampjumper, may I have another? --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

You know me and know I don't have a 12 inch penis... don't you? You're just stroking my ego aren't you? You saw those naked pics of me from 4th of july a couple of years back, streaking down the street in the cool night breeze and you felt sorry for me, didn't you? You are such a sweetheart . I think I love you. Wanna have my babbies? --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

aaawwhhh you two your getting me all choked up Yea really . He's sticking up for her and everything. What ever you do don't kick my ass Mr. Wingnut. I was just kidding with your girlfriend here. And no I can't teach you to be just like me. Having a 12 inch penis can't be taught to anyone so beat it. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

Geee... that line usuallly works for me. How about a blow job instead? I'll do you too. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

Hi!!! Wanna have sex? --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

Well I finally found a bottle, everyone seemed to be out, so the one I found, I had to bend over and take a stiff one for. Ouch that hurt. Prob why he still had a bottle laying around, no one in their right mind would pay that much except some asshole who doesn’t give a shit... butt let me tell ya, this shit is the BOMB with Presidents Choice Cola!!!! JFK.... Yea it's different alright, but it's a replication of the rarest blend from the olden days. Shit… it’s what the important folk drank back then, the best malts available, artistically blended for a smooth, rich, peaty taste, mmmmmm. Ya sure there’s better, but it’s pretty damn good stuff. Now I did see a nice bottle of 30 YO Balvenie, but for his asking price of $500 I thought I'd pass. They also had some 15 YO Laphroaig, but I don't know if it's the same quality as the stuff skinnyshrek had from Scotland as it’s imported??? It was $89 and I might go back and pick it up for a taste. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

Gee why didn't I think of that? I must be a complete moron . I was looking for it locally here in Phoenix. Needed ASAP. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....