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  1. Agreed, not something to get to friendly with. Just don't want to leave this world without trying Johnnies claimed best. I love Johnnie and am a devoted customer. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  2. Are you saying that money aside, gold is better? Blue is supposed to had the old school taste from back in the day, an aquired taste, different. I've had the black (love it), and gold (beautiful) but I want to try the blue and taste it for myself. Where the hell do I get it? Money's not an object, this is my well being... --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  3. Thanks, but where is an ABC in Phoenix, AZ? Is that a liquor store chain? --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  4. Yup. Was it worth it? There's only hell to pay now... --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  5. You just need to find a good looking, financially stable guy to take care of you and pay for all your jumps, a sugar daddy... nothing wrong with that. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  6. i'll find something. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  7. I need some GOOD Scotch and fast people, like yesterday goddamnit... sheesh. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  8. That depends on how you look at it. W/ hardwood floors the hair and dust will blow around easily and have to be kept up often. Carpet will trap the dust and hair better and keep it from getting airborne. If you didn't have shedding dogs, I'd go with the wood floor. But with pets, I like carpet better, as long as they're house broke
  9. I love the Black and Gold, but have had trouble locating the Blue. Does anyone know who carries it locally here in Phoenix? Is it worth the price or is there something better I can get my hands on locally? --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  10. What did I miss??? Not much... sorry Walt, but that was micro even for a baby... --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  11. So you can only have oral or vaginal sex with it? Blues, Dave Im not goin anywhere near a toilet seat that want to have oral sex with me! Well that's on her... if she doesn't mind some poo so close in the water below, than go for it... it's all about keeping that stiff one and not letting things gross you out. Her, on the other hand… well that shouldn't be a concern as long as she's willing to go through with it. Who cares... you’re getting head on the toilet you're shitting in, at the same time, have mercy, lord have mercy... --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  12. So you can only have oral or vaginal sex with it? Blues, Dave Yes Dave, she's quite right. No one wants poo on their sausage and poo in the water below them, that's just too much poo. I'm surprised you didn't know that already... Too much poo Dave... too much poo... --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  13. right click on media file. select properties, then opens with.... get it. make sure when you select your player the the box is checked to always use player for that type of file. this is an easy way for ya. oh or you can change you quitime prefs too. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  14. Ha, you degenerate, mook, fuc… I’M being CRITICIZED by a single celled organism who’s dwelling happens to be the swoop pond that I empty my septic into on a weekly basis. What is this world coming to? Don’t retaliate until… --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  15. Yea I know, that's what makes it so HOT. She can't ruin anything by talking, and she constantly moans... makes me feel like just my presence alone is enough to soak her panties like a 12 YO school girl gawking over Michael J Fox... even if she's dead, she’s still hot. Hell it beats the shit out of the transvestite hookers I'm accustomed to. No joke... some of them look beat to death, but the difference is, they have a penis. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  16. I've never taken a woman to Starbucks and had her order more than five dollars worth. That doesn't include MY order, because what I spend on me is not a potential waste. She on the other hand might look nothing like her picture, or be so annoying I can't tolerate her even long enough to use her for sex, in which case I've only wasted a 5ver on HER. Money spent on myself is not a WASTE... does that make any better sense? --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  17. That's a great idea! Hmmm, makes me wonder if there's an even cheaper way to get to know someone. What could be cheaper than coffee... hmmmm. Jeff ummmm... take her to the bubble gum machine at Wall Mart??? --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  18. [sigh....] As long as you're willing to admit that... --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  19. Translation...? --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  20. That's how online dating is man. You just have to pursue lots of potentials to find a good one. Just set em up for coffee first so you can bail out early in this situation and you're only out a 5 dollar bill. I know exactly what you're talking about. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  21. dude, i'm not sure why you want to confess your (undoubtedly) brief "sexual experimentation" on this particular thread, but if you were tryng to give advice based on your personal experience it was "cryptic" at best. what lesson are you trying to impart based on the experience you have with your habit of ass-fucking stangers, and more importantly how does it pertain to beating your packer with a crowbar? Hey come here... a little bit closer... no, closer, so you can hear... --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  22. Talk about blowing out an O-ring... I thought it was an impossible task but you have achieved it, you've actually grossed ME out with that one. [standing ovation] --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  23. Oh I see... you're still hung up on that whole armpit coochi stench, aren't you? I told you I had that taken care of. If you're talking about wildcard, he really does smell like a broken down, menopause-ing, busted pussy... --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  24. Can I spank those nipples? --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....