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I just ran to the store and bought ice cream because of this thread. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

Dude just shave it bald. It makes a cool slapping noise when your nuts slap her ass, or clit depending on the orientation . Or HIS ass or HIS nuts depending or YOUR orientation... --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

I bet you are.... This is a photochop btw, in case that isn't obvious enough for some. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

I must admit it is tremendously gratifying to see a guy like that get what he deserves, but the law also protects thugs, and hitting an unconcious man who has the back of his skull against concrete can result in a manslaughter charge (or serious assault charge). A moments gratification is not worth the prison time. Cheers, Richards Well when the guy dishing out the beating is also a "Thug", go ahead and send him to prison, now 2 "thugs" are off the street . --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

You need to quit watching so many cheap, violent "hood" movies. I don't know any gun owners who have ever used the phrase "pop a cap". John I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. This guy is clowning you. That's what clowns do, they clown people. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

Has anyone ever told you you're frigg'n cute? Anyways... I think it's quite normal to use the ellipsis, but as far as personality traits go, It's the people who use it inaccurately. As..... in..... everything..... they.....write..... like......so...... that you pick up on. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

Ugh, much more respect for the Martial artist one shotting the pimp. He clearly had no malice, and was just doing what was necessary. I can't stand watching people pound on unconscious bodies, no self control and all hate. He coulda easily walked away after the first punch with the same effect, the guy was out. And the fucking foot, just nasty. I couldn't agree more with you. BUT... these THUGS would have ended up doing the same thing to the other guy if they would have got him alone, and it would have been three on one. That’s why I call it poetic justice, the "Thug" got "Thugged". I may have a biased opinion towards "Thugs" and "Gang Bangers" Because I've been the guy on the ground being beaten unconscious, after beating the living shit out of one fare and square in a “one on one” fight. Personally, I wouldn't have cared had this guy been SHOT by the other "Thug" right then and there . I don't loose sleep over gang violence in the news, only when the innocent, women, or children are involved. But I apologize, the footage was a little graphic... --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

Here is a perfect example of how these nutless pussies operate. It starts out as 3 "tough guys" trying to get one guy (who's not a "tough guy") to go in the alley so they can jump him, and like I said they are TALKING out their asses. Someone stops at a traffic light (who IS a "tough guy", well kinda) and sees whats going on and gets out, doesn't say a word and drops the antagonist. If you get what I'm saying, most of these punks can't even fight and would be lost without there buddies, and in this situation, the guys buddies didn't even do shit... All they could do was stand there in utter disbelief ... I love poetic justice. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

Not always, most of the time they shout and talk shit and try to intimidate as seen in this clip. Man that pimp was pretty tough, he couldn't even get away from the woman he beats, no wonder she was holding him back, she didn't want him to humiliate himself. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

I couldn't agree more. Although I don't think this is a case of a schoolyard bully, these are all grown men we are talking about. What really pisses me off is that so many "GROWN MEN" these days are afraid to stand on their own two feet. It's like, hey buddy, if you want to act like a "BAD ASS", then get in a ring and fight with another "BAD ASS". Don't be a smart ass and try to push people around in attempt to impress your friends. These people are no different than someone who batters women. It's funny when the tables are turned, and they are the ones begging for the beating to stop, just like the women who were beat by them most defiantly did. With cowards like this, sometimes the charges are worth it. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

I think its called the Julian Bakery. Its all about the apple pies in Julian.

I said to do this if you can't stand it, as opposed walking into a trap as this poor fellow did. And as I stated, I wouldn't give the shit stirrer a chance to back down. My personal experience of doing this is that after he runs to tell his friends they laugh, saying "what happened, you swore you could beat his ass a week ago ". But you're are right, you should avoid fighting all together, just some of us get tired of taking it in the ass, which always leads to taking more in the ass, which leads to taking more in the ass... ect.Somtimes we snap, like this guy did, I was just saying to snap in a different way if at all possible. Most "tough guys", like these losers, wouldn't go to the police because that would make them a "snitch" which gets them thrown out of the "tough guy" club. Their friends will no longer have any respect for them and they'll probably never get laid in that town, or with the endless possibilities with the internet these days, anywhere at all. But your right it's not a good Idea to fight in the first place, we should all take it in the ass and call the cops afterwards. And BTW, you don't get time in the Fed Pen for disturbing the peace. I wrote this a little fast without thinking it through, I just meant if you have a friend that likes to start shit cause he thinks everyone is gonna save him, let him get his ass beat, or like you said stop it from happening. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

Ahhhh.... Bullshit..... Don't stoop to his level by doing the same thing as he did to you. Handle your business.... alone. Set an example. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

Hmmm….. Rule #1, don’t party, bar hop, go clubbin alone. As much as we would like to think the human race is a species in it’s own class way ahead of any other organisms in this world, we are human, we are mammals, we are animals we are savage beasts deep down, we can’t help it, but some can control it better than others. Going out alone, especially alone, is like a solo wolf on the prowl stumbling onto an already established wolf pack. They will smell you, size you up, fuck with you till you snap, and jump your ass. This is the way it ALWAYS happens. And it’s not that the person who initiates the attack has anything against YOU, it’s that he wants to establish himself among his pack. How many times has a lone wolf come along and started a fight with someone they don’t even know??? It just doesn’t happen unless the person is insane or something. With out the wolf pack, there’s no reason to fight, their balls are soo small, they WILL NOT fight without their wolf pack. So don’t worry about these jackasses, 99% of the male population is this way, especially the young wolfs. If you watch national geographic, almost all species act this way. This is life, this is just the way it is. Just don’t succumb to the ridicule and break… you’re only falling into the trap. If it really does bother you and you can’t stand it, wait till the M-fer is ALONE. Catch him after work, after school, ect and confront him ALONE, without any of your buddies around either, hell without ANYONE around. More than likely the little pussy won’t even say anything to you, cause deep down he’s fuck’n scared of you, that’s why he chose you in the first place to fuck with in front of the pack. So if you really can’t stand it, go after him ALONE, like a man, when he is ALONE and don’t say a fuckin word, just beat the shit out of him. Don’t kick him in the head when he is down, don’t let him hit his head when he falls unconscious, look after this poor soul, you don’t want to kill him or anything. Rule #2 When you are out with all your buddies, and you see this happening to a lone wolf, you and your buddies jump in and stop it from happening before it starts. Rule #3 If someone in your pack is doing this to someone, don’t jump the guy he started shit with when he’s getting his ass beat, stop the fight and respect the lone wolf for standing his ground. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

who, me???? --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

for those of you who don't believe me I've added a pic.... --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

Dude, I've ran across several of your posts now. Seriously, do you have the sex life of a porn star or something? Actually no.... I hit "The Wall" at 16 and havn't been lain since without paying for it. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

Ohhh never mind… anyways… the ole pit puss turned sour so I finally broke down and gave her a douche. I was thinking about Livendives quote of the popular saying “If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck… it’s a duck”. I was thinking of replying and debating weather this holds true under the given circumstance. See, it’s only valid if a DUCK talks like a duck and walks like a duck. What he was implying was that if a PIG talks like a duck and walks like a duck, it’s a duck, but this statement was inaccurate with the facts known at the time because a pig is a pig regardless of weather or not he tries to act like a duck, which is why I was thinking about debating this with him earlier, and now I’m glad I didn’t… While I was scrubbing and fondling myself in the shower this mourning like I always do, I noticed a soft tender lump under the fuzz where the once, pleasantly odiferous love crevice, resides… So, I shaved it to further investigate and no shit, I had sprouted a vagina in my armpit. I always wanted one of my own that I could play with when ever I damn well pleased without paying for it from some 70 YO hermaphrodite hooker. So anyways… it’s turns out the duck that I thought was a pig was actually a duck the whole time, I just didn’t even know it. Now I just need to study up on feminine hygiene so I don’t end up bakin green bread. Does anyone have any advice? --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

Oh….. When you said “crude” joke, I was expecting something a little more tasteless. Well I have one for you, and I’m not sure where it originated. Not just anyone can pull it off, I couldn’t. Heard it from a friend of the family at a party, big SOB, 6’4” 300lbs of greasy, hairy, whop. Anyways he starts out like this, all of a sudden, out of fuckn nowhere and LOUD. [Start Andrew Dice Clay Accent] SO I’M FUCKIN THIS GUY IN THE ASS, RIGHT?…. JUST BEATIN THE HELL OUT OF IT….. I MEAN I’M PULLIN HIS HAIR, SMACKIN HIS ASS, CHOKIN THE FUCKER AND I REACH AROUND AND THE GUYS GOT A HARD ON AND I’M THINKN TO MYSELF…. WHAT A FUCKIN FAG!!! OHHHH AAAAYE… [End Andrew Dice Clay Accent] --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

Hey... I thought I was your eye candy beotch. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

Sorry about that. It won't let me edit them. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

Uh Huh..... SURE.... Go ahead, try to explain your self... --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

I'm with you on this... --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

Once again.... a healthy vagina should not smell like a fish factory or canned cat food.... as explained here. Scroll down to "symptoms". So if your vagina or you so's vagina smells like that, kindly head to the docs immediatly... --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

QuoteI had to wear steel toes for years. The best I found were Wolverine Durashocks.Quote I second that. They are the most comfy right out of the box. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....