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Ok, let's see how straight you really are. I'm a level 2 Hardly anyone would be able to pick you as a homo boy. All your actions are carefully crafted in a way that they never appear to be considered too fem. Only a fellow level 2 -- buddy might suspect you with the proper gaydar and it's just the way you like it. I almost spewed soda when I saw this question... I had to check all the boxes (Wizard Of Oz) I have at some time in the past: [] Changed my car or trucks oil myself with no "Jiffy Lube" assistance [] Changed a flat tire [] Called AAA or other rescue service [] Seen Titanic more than once [] Can quote a Judy Garland movie ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

I've heard mixed messages whether the support is really helpful or not. I tossed em as soon as I got out of HS and hadn't a use for them since and haven't developed a hernia. Sometimes at the gym though I will put on the weight belt for squats and deadlifts, but only if I'm lifting more than my bodyweight. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

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I knew you would hijack my reply! Seriously, she is/was stupid.

Remster, Want the opposite problem? Things they don't tell you about living in Northeast highrises.... when it gets cold outside... say 66 degrees (brr ), the super kicks the boiler on so the apartments will have access to the radiator. So maybe one or two people open their valves on the lower floors. Fine. Then when the temp drops to 50, more people do it. Okay... Meanwhile, 20-30-40 floors up... all the excess heat from the bottom floors runs up the steel columns and to the roof... even if you have your radiator closed, you are running your A/C units and the windows open just to keep the temperature hovering around a nice 85F while it's 20F outside. Luckily my building's HVAC is partitioned and there's no boiler in here, but I still get residual warming from the apartments and the department store 10 floors below me. It got to 29 one night here in Philadelphia and I still had windows cracked to keep the temperature from rising over 73. I wonder when I'll really need to use my heater. Maybe never!

My brother gave up his skyboard and gear (sold to me) as soon as the knot was tied. I was happy, but I didn't realize what was going to happen next. Marriage failed anyway, he had to divorce her, he gained some poundage, and now wants to get back in and has to shed the weight. In hindsight, he probably should have stayed in the sport since it was a good stress reliever and kept his activity level high. Besides, she married him 'cuz he was a skydiver to begin with. I guess she wanted to "change him." She sure did--he's not 150lbs anymore. Stupid whuffos. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

How about we just have someone run a hang-glider with a GO FAST! logo on the wing, land it, and call it a day, huh? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Shit.... did your AFF instructor tell you "STOP ARCHING?" (the last picture).... looks like you might almost slip out of the harness you're arching so much! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Kimmy, WTF are you doing @ work at 8:30? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

My mother had the audacity to call and soak up my Verizon minutes to remind me that Rudolph was coming on TV. And Friday, OMG... Friday FROSTY will be on! I just lit up a cigarette and rolled my eyes. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

ack... the last two options should be 2.01-2.10, the last one 2.11 or more ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

(if you're in the UK you can just click more than $2 cuz it's like $5 a gallon there anyway

Lord... I think DZ.com is gonna have to open a poster porn forum... hmm HH wanna charge admission? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

I've found lately that PHL is pretty "unique" about a lot of things (including that)... plus leaving there on a weekday usually means you should show up 3 hours early for your flight, the wait lines at security are measured in football fields ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Ugh! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Would it be pigheaded to say me too (no, not on me, just to have them). ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

I like the smell driving into Hersey, Pennsylvania. Mmmm Chocolate World.... ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Well I for one am definitely not desperate... does that mean you're just Horny ?? I'm not desperate. I'm just happy.

Oooo... hmm wonder what I should get for the two kitties? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

why are you wearing them right now??? I like the F-me pumps better.

I wonder what damage will be left after you decide you don't want it anymore. It's not like an ear piercing. Scars? Horror stories? I'm too scared to see if there's anything on rotten.com to turn me away... ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Hmm maybe not a 6GA, but if you go up to a 0GA I bet that would set it off! (pun intended) ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

You think that shit is bad? Don't drive through Pennsylvania. Ugh. You miss your ticket at The Penn Turnpike from those machines they don't care WHAT excuse you give... it's $24 bucks at the next toll when you get off. Now, PA FREEways are paved, nice and smooth. But the turnpike, which is the major east-west thruway in the state (and usually your only option most of the time between towns in the southern part of the state)... SUCKS ASS and and resembles San Antonio city streets! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Unfortunately there is no access to electricity. Well, there could be but I heard someone got kicked off the dz for doing the extension cord to electric heater in the tent thing. I think I'd rather be cold on the dz than stuck finding another place to pitch my tent... and since my job is on the dz getting kicked off it would be rather inconvienient. If DZO wont let you mooch his juice... ask him if you can take a Coleman propane heater with you. coleman.com they are about the size of a toaster. All you need is a match and a some propane cartidges. Worked for me in Yellowstone in the 10F cold+snow. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

My friend's cousin had it at her house. I couldn't fly back to Texas; but I got invited to go spend Thanksgiving with his family and there was a big assortment of mixers sitting on the dining room table (where the turkey was supposed to be ). I'll have to bug him to get me the name of it. Me and his mother were kicking that stuff back while nobody was looking, it was good! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.