MF42

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  1. Crap! Your profile seems to suggest that you're either in Iowa or Australia, either of which are too far to travel for dinner. Oh well. Think I'll cook up some hot wings!
  2. I know absolurtey nothing about gardening and even less about rose bushes, but it just seems reasonable here to conclude that the ground in that particular spot has something in it that's bad for roses. Parasites? Chemicals? Something like that? Matt
  3. Wow! Mind if I come over? I'll bring mountain dew and potato chips.
  4. Just envisioning a $10 roll of quarters, and thinking about how many rolls you could fit in a 5 gal jug...and realizing that loose quarters will fill the space more efficiently than rolls... It wouldn't surprise me if there's a couple grand in there! Matt
  5. Find an identical jug, empty, and weigh it. Weigh a known quantity of quarters. Weigh the jug full of quarters. Do the math. Should be pretty close if you're careful. Matt
  6. My question to her would be: If the raccoon was abducting a baby squirrel and she successfully rescued it, what was she planning on doing with the squirrel? Release it so it could be abducted again and eaten? Keep it as a pet? What? Matt
  7. NSFW Appealing to the lowest sommon denominator here.
  8. Hey! I've never even met Italy, and am far from convinced that he could kick my ass! Matt
  9. That's just what I was thinking! It would take some extremely careful planning to see if it would be at all possible to do this without any entanglement issues, but if you could pull it off without dieing.... You'd be like Kit Cloudkicker from Talespin! Remember how he could always skysurf behind Baloo's plane? Then release the tow line and ride the raft for a little bit in freefall. It'll be great! As long as the tow line doesn't wrap around any people or control surfaces that is. Whoever tries this, please don't die, cuz once all the bugs are worked out of the system I want to do it!
  10. Well I'm a big fan of hot and spicy foods, eat something spicy almost every day, and I'm not getting any skinnier. Bunk, I think. Matt
  11. The sand on the face picture is great! Looks like she was having a good time.
  12. MF42

    mmmmmmmm :-)

    Wings are icky far too often, that's true. I'm wondering if you've ever had them prepared properly; basting the wings in the hot sauce of your choice, bake 'em for a little while, baste again, bake awhile longer, etc. Deep frying hot wings should be a crime. Matt
  13. Dehydration is absolutely nothing to play around with. At a tender age I got to watch my father come very close to death from simply not drinking enough water. The problem is so easy to fix, too. Pay attention to your water intake and drink a little bit more than you think you need. Problem solved, no need to die or even get sick for so simple a thing. Matt
  14. Congrats! Patience rewarded tastes good, doesn't it?
  15. pac-man It's a little more difficult with the keyboard instead of a joystick, but still lots of fun.
  16. Cats are beautiful animals, no two ways about it.
  17. Dated a blonde who spontaneously decided to be a redhead and botched the job, resulting in a dull orange-ish brown-ish color. Took forever to grow out, there was some technicality about the chemicals that made it a bad idea to redye back to her natural color, so I really felt bad for her. Whatever color you've got naturally will always be fine. Really. I personally think darker skinned ladies look very silly with blonde hair. Matt
  18. And here I was worried that I might be the only person who can land an airplane but can't figure out how to land a canopy. Good to know I'm not alone in this. Matt
  19. Whoah! Living dangerously there. Better not to publicly admit it unless all parties involved are extremely open-minded IMO. Matt
  20. Off topic, but I've been wondering for a while... Why the alternating caps in the subject line? I've been seeing this more often 'roundabouts here and there, and I don't get it. Is it code for something? An inside joke of some kind? WhAt DoEs ThIs Do FoR yOu? Matt
  21. Guiness looks like a great dog.
  22. Rats carried the fleas. Matt