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  1. If it has a plot, is it still a porno? Or just a very very rude movie? Matt
  2. MF42

    Obscure referances

    You know who was the best for obscure references? Mystery Science Theater 3000.
  3. At risk of taking a thread into an unreasonably serious direction, I have to wonder... Say a bizzare virus eliminates men off the face of the planet, but leaves women alive and undamaged. The women managed to save enough genetic material to ensure survival of the species. Who is going to do the traditionally male jobs? In my profession, for example, I've met precisely two female aircraft mechanics. For various reasons, it's a job that most women just don't want to do; it doesn't interest them. If the male-less world of industry is going to keep ticking, I wonder just how would the decisions about who does what be made? Could be a good sci-fi story, anyway. Matt
  4. MF42

    Obscure referances

    Yes!! You are both correct!
  5. Not completely redundant, since they still need "testicular tissue samples." S'pose if women want to take over the world, all they'd need is a few thousand frozen balls in storage somewhere. Matt
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    Obscure referances

    In another thread I posted 6x9=42, and nobody got the reference. Made me kind of sad. Matt
  7. [Butthead voice] Huh. Huh. He said member and penetration. Huh. [/Butthead voice] Matt
  8. That sounds like a vacation that gave you more and better memories than lounging on a beach somewhere.
  9. Tried that one too, no go. She eventually figured out that since she was happy before meeting me, then getting rid of me stood a good chance of making her happy again. Then she left the country to go teach english language in China. Matt
  10. Nice guy = 50% to 60% happy women. Bad guy = 25% to 30% happy women. Therefore, 10% to 25% unhappy women no matter what you do. So far I've been pretty good at picking out those 10 to 25 percenters. Matt
  11. When I was fixing planes for a flight school, instructors and students would often ask to take a look at the plane's innards anytime I had one opened up. I loved it when somebody would peek up at the wingroot and freak out "Is that DUCT TAPE?!!" It always took some convincing that that duct tape was factory installed; it's supposed to be there, Cessna says so.
  12. At first glance I thought a galapagos tortoise was sitting on him, and I thought "eeeew, perv." Matt
  13. Ever notice...hockey is the only sport I can think of where the referees wear helmets. Matt
  14. Ok, I remember the one cell with a different colored nucleus at the bottom level, but nothing happened when I ate it. Hmmm. Either I missed something else important or the game is buggy. Matt
  15. Yeah, I wasn't even touching the whole diving issue. I'll leave that to people who care about the integrity of their sport. Matt
  16. When did you meet my momma? Did you have any of her spaghetti? It's good!
  17. I'm venting my angst. So I understand that I'm in a very small minority when I say that all professional sports are silly. That's ok, I have a few exceedingly silly hobbys too. I've been patiently waiting through World Cup reports for quite some time now, because it's a necessary evil if I'm going to keep track of what's going on in the world. Hey, sports fans need love too, I'm not going to begrudge you the attention from like-minded people. Hope you enjoy the games, really.
  18. No, my microbe was always visible. I think yours must be sick. Matt