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    She's got one for each hand, and one left over for your mouth! Matt
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    Ambitious! Matt
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    I once met some fellow jugglers who invited me to run away and join the circus, but I chickened out. Matt
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    How 'bout Big Cheese Pizza? That used to be my favorite pizza place, but I don't think they exist anymore. Matt
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    Matt
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    If you like cutting things up with swords then you'll probably like one of my favorite stress relievers: Go buy a cheap archery target, set it up in the backyard, and practice throwing knives. Sufficiently violent to properly vent yer angst, but also the necessary focus is calming.
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    I gotta disagree. The cold, even though painful, at least makes you feel energized and alive. Winter air just tastes better. Heat and humidity leech all energy and motivation away, makes me feel half dead. Working outside in the ridiculous cold is a challenge! An adventure! Working outside in the heat is only misery. Matt
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    caffeinated candy sampler
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    I'm going to have to remember this one. That'll get her purring like a kitten, yes sir, hot lovin' guaranteed. Matt
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    Holy shit!!!
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    Believe me, the thought is tempting sometimes. But I like my current home. I wonder, which is worse: a Texas summer or a Wisconsin winter? Matt
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    Not exactly discontinued, but nonexistent outside a few select states: What-a-Burger. I miss What-a-Burger. Matt
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    Penguins. They're caffeinated mints, similar to Altoids, thus combining two of my favorite addictions. Haven't seen any for a few years, now. Matt
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    Probably right where I am now, sitting on my ass at home, postwhoring.
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    Got Alien?

    MF42 replied to turtlespeed's topic in The Bonfire

    I don't think I've ever seen anybody that scared! I would feel like shit if my joke scared somebody that badly. Matt
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    [outrageous french accent] I wave my privates at you![/outrageous french accent] Matt
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    Funnoodles, you know those cheap foam tubes that are sold as pool toys, are great targets for swinging away with a sword. They slice up in a very satisfying manner. Matt
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    I did go WTF? at the very last second the camera pans past Santa Claus sitting at a table. I like circus performers. It's incredible the range of things the human body is capable of.
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    Much better idea!
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    I guess I didn't see the humor, I was just amazed at the performance. Girl's got talent. Matt
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    Whatever else she may have done, don't let her take this from you. Being drunk will not help, it will only hurt more, and you will never again be the guy who doesn't get drunk when he's hurting. Matt
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    Obscure referances

    MF42 replied to Broke's topic in The Bonfire

    The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Enjoy. Matt
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    Obscure referances

    MF42 replied to Broke's topic in The Bonfire

    Netflix has a couple dozen MST3K episodes available to rent. I'm slowly working my way through them. I only discovered the show during it's final season, so have a lot of catching up to do.
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    http://www.devilducky.com/media/1631/ That shell is a whole helluva lot tougher than I thought! Matt