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  1. wightout
    That was REALLY FUNNY!!! ROFLMAO!!! Some day I hope to get an all FEMALE load up @ our DZ. That way the plane will smell beautiful...cuase female farts smell like roses!! Ha!! rRally enjoyed your story though!! It was funny!!
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    Nope, it's a big twirling vibrator with a hummingbird attached to the top of it that vibrates in a significant spot...so, the best of all worlds!!
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    yeah...I'm pissed!! But wont stay pissed for long...I'll get you back...WATCH OUT!!!
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    uuummm...ever heard of the hummingbird?? Does the same thing, but better!! To borrow a line from Squeak...MY LIFE ROCKS!! HOW'S YOURS??!!!
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    Read it first thing this morning! VERY interesting! Fascinating how much work goes into the production end and preparation, preparation, preparation! Keep the articles coming!!
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    Does B.O.B. count? : 3 : 1 Very fun jumps with my friend today! (You know who you are!) And, since you read all of my posts , thanks again for a fun day!!
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    I like the second pic the best!! To borrow a line from Squeak...MY LIFE ROCKS!! HOW'S YOURS??!!!
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    You'll have to come out to Skydive Ogden. We're a lot of fun and the early fall weather will be very nice!!
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    I've finally got my kids' tuition covered...I'm gonna win the grand prize on America's Funniest Videos (assuming they took video)!
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    Hmmm...any volunteers??:8:1 Lots of fun jumps this weekend. First time ever getting stung in my life...by a wasp. It was hiding in my chute when I picked it up to pack it. Hurts like a mother f*&#er!!
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    Congrats!
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    Maybe I'll encourage that and buy my own cool whip!! Whatever is going to make this easier...
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    You are right...everybody in Ogden is VERY COOL! I love my home DZ!!! I really didn't want to make SUCH a big deal out of this. If I can't avoid it, I will have fun with it. It's going to be 100+ here till the end of Aug. Getting hosed off after a pieing is going to be nice!! And...John's 500th is coming up soon, and I promise to get him at least as good as he gets me...if not better!!
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    I like the way you think! I'm becoming more resigned to the fact that it is going to happen. I'm grateful I'm loved and that they care so much about me that they want to pie me... Thank GOD our DZ has a shower!!
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    I'm just curious...I know there are official beer rules. Are there any official pie rules? Why don't we make some up if there are none. Suggestions are welcome!!
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    I NEVER WHINE... and NO I'm not such a baby that I'd go to the DZO like a big pussy. I can take it like a "man" if it's coming to me. But someone I know has 500 coming up in 60 or so jumps. My memory is long and my wrath knows no bounds. He will get it just as bad...if not worse...as I'm going to get it!! To borrow a line from Squeak...MY LIFE ROCKS!! HOW'S YOURS??!!!
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    ouch! It sucks getting your own shit used against you....
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    So...I have one person with more than 500 jumps that says I shouldn't get pied! I just need one more...please!
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    I jump @ Skydive Ogden. I've only seen one person pied this whole summer. It's hotter than hell here. I must admit, it's going to be a little fun to get hosed off after they're done... Maybe I'll wear a white t-shirt that day...hum...maybe they'll skip the pie and just hose me down. Bet I could get a room full of skydivers to do that. Maybe that's what I'll do, then I won't get pied!! To borrow a line from Squeak...MY LIFE ROCKS!! HOW'S YOURS??!!!
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    Already thought about the nekkid thing. Maybe someday, but not now!! Worth thinking about more seriously to avoid the pie! To borrow a line from Squeak...MY LIFE ROCKS!! HOW'S YOURS??!!!
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    So, you're saying I should just take it like a woMAN and avoid getting it worse? I've already been promised by my friend John it's going to be bad... To borrow a line from Squeak...MY LIFE ROCKS!! HOW'S YOURS??!!!
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    But I always swallow... To borrow a line from Squeak...MY LIFE ROCKS!! HOW'S YOURS??!!!
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    It's sticky, messy, smelly, disgusting, and did I already mention sticky...AND...it's got a ton of sugar and I'm a diabetic! To borrow a line from Squeak...MY LIFE ROCKS!! HOW'S YOURS??!!!
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    So...I had a discussion with my friend John tonight. He said that it is tradition to get pied on #100. No matter what, even if I don't want it to happen. I really don't want to get pied! Since #100 is going to be in several weeks, I need help! Here's the deal...if I can get two...just two...skydivers with more than 500 jumps to say that it is okay that I don't get pied, then he will make sure it doesn't happen. So, help a girl out...please...I really don't want to get pied! It'll just take two of you...please, please, please!! To borrow a line from Squeak...MY LIFE ROCKS!! HOW'S YOURS??!!!
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    Jumpable?

    wightout replied to Cudlo's topic in The Bonfire

    That made me smile!