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    That means there is only one thing to do: KILL AL GORE! He must be stopped in his efforts to thwart global warming. He must NOT succeed! Who's with me? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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    knew a guy in PHX who had a 28 hr priapism. they ended up taken all his penile vascular tissue out and replacing it w/ airbladders. he had a pump under his scrotum to inflate the bladders (this was in 1987). this was around the time that the reebok pump was on the market... he was the butt of MANY MANY jokes let me tell you. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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    Oh that's a good one... just used it on the wife unit... hey honey, is my gubernaculum swollen? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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    You have a penis? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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    like we were in prison? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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    He's employable? chinaman uses the term very losely I'm sure... Speaking of loose how is the misses LOL!!! bleeding like a stuck pig at the moment! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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    That is the best empirical evidence I've ever seen for Global Warming. The matter is now closed! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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    well good lord sarah, start a new thread! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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    He's employable? chinaman uses the term very losely I'm sure... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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    If what you do is "balance" then maybe you use the same dictionary that Clinton did Before you do your standard, "You rePUBICans seem to sure hate a guy that can get a BJ...I get plenty, so thanks That goes both ways right? And just because YOU think you know something does not make it true, no matter how much you yell it, or make cool mispelled words that are really attacks on people. SC in T-minus 10-9-8-.... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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    micro replied to jumper03's topic in The Bonfire

    i'm sorry man. very sorry. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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    You have no idea! I climb that chick like she's my favorite tree. And the number of orgasms....... Chris who's the redwood, you or her? eta... wait, you HAVE the red wood, she IS the red wood, right? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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    Wait til she gets going! (that was a great movie, btw) I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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    OMG Lee, you're something else. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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    Jeanne's whole thing in SC is an act. If you could see the passion she and I...the RePUBICan...have within our pm's. I tell you, it's smokin! Chris I guess sparks fly when you two red heads get together, eh? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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    OMG, my spleen is going to f*ckin burst!!! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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    looking at your avatar, you're so sweet and cute, I just can't believe anyone on earth would send you a nastygram. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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    Well that makes much more sense in context. I was going for the "removal of the nucleus" definition. Yes, plucking out your own eyes definitely sounds easier than successfully commanding every cell in your body to evict its nucleus. back in the day when i was a therapist, i had some schizophrenic patients who actually self-enucleated. it's not too uncommon, sometimes they just get so tired of seeing things that aren't there and they think the proximal cause is their eyes so out they come! one patient actually did it in our offices. a positively horrific scene. worse than any horror movie. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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    They DO rhyme! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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    it's stabbing your own eyes out. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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    call it a little social experiment.
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    I have always been fond of peristalsis but for this more common definition, it should be spelled PARIStalsis.... "Take it down Paris, take it ALL down! SWALLOW IT ALL BITCH!" I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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    "On the subway today, a man came to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, this lonely man, talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head began to hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't help laughing." I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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    Dude, for the sake of everyone on dz.com, please don't do that. Let us help! No way man, I'm afraid you'd try to stick some kinky shit in my ear or something! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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    Those are porn stars wannabes... Pam, not bad... Paris - I'd rather watch paint dry... Paris... I'd rather self-enucleate. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...