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    stab her in the eye first, then in the chaunch, THEN in the heart. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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    whenever you are around her, be sure to have a fork in your hand. when she starts talking her shit, stab her in the eye with the fork. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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    What does the long term data for shall issue states vs. non shall issue states say vis a vis violent crime stats? How quickly did violent crime stats decrease when states passed shall issue laws? And for how long has violent crime stats been down in such states after the institution of shall issue laws? How long has it taken non shall issue states/areas such as Chicago to actually see a significant decrease in violent crime? Is the current decrease in violent crime in non gun friendly areas such as Chicago, LA, NYC a statistical fluke, considering such areas long term history of high rates of violent crime compared to other shall-issue areas? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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    WOW!!! Those are very cool. I found myself getting anxious though as the pics went on, picturing myself in the balloon. "No wait, I want to get off..." "Too late, you're going up up UP." Man, 85k is UP there! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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    thx for the pics. didn't see any china man in 'em tho, oh well. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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    look at those TITTIES!
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    how are you healing? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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    color me ignorant, but how does one achieve "zero orbital velocity?" I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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    I think that the higher the thread count of the sheets your wrap yourself in, the better chance you have of not frying your nuts like bacon. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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    well, you'll have to staple a bunch of those shuttle tiles to your ass first. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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    dude, i told you not to snap that pic of me in the pool. now everyone will know i'm in iraq and not illinois.
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    Red Wings

    micro replied to stitch's topic in The Bonfire

    sanity indeed. that and a desire NOT to taste dead, rotting flesh. EWWWW! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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    Red Wings

    micro replied to stitch's topic in The Bonfire

    don't have 'em, don't want 'em, gross. you're getting dead, sloughed-off uterine tissue in your mouth. that's just nasty. edited to add... her body is getting rid of the dead tissue FOR A REASON!!! ick! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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    Hi Hans!!! Way to go man. Anyone got any pics? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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    What a great story! I'm so very happy for you! I'm sure you've already thought of this, but just remember to "pay it forward," the kindness shown to you. That's how the world becomes a better place.
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    how often do I think about jumping? how often do I breathe? and my first jump was in '95... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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    heya shim. how's it hanging out there? and where the fuck is fat boy? why hasn't he been in here to take a beating bow from his friends? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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    Must resist urge to blackmail....ARGGGG!!!!! lol! dude, i'm poor! what could you possibly black mail me for??? ha! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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    Me either, the openings are usually to big to be of any use to me. Um, what exactly are you PUTTING into the openings???? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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    christ-on-crutches, i go away for 20 minutes to do some actual work and I miss ALL OF THIS???? Fuck work, I'm not leaving this place AGAIN!!!! this is TOO GOOD!!! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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    ah shit! I meant you and MIKE, not you and WALT! sorry! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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    Wow, is it getting hot in here or what? whew... yes it is... go get a room you two! or a cyber room or a phone call or something! sheesh! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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    Oh baby, i'm just teasin. You're not that kinda girl, I know that.
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    If this was true, at least Walt's stand-in would at least score some tail. But the problem is that his stand-in had to be a replica of Walt-- it had to LOOK like Walt!! There in lies the problem... ergo, no tail scorage. Sorry walt, i'm just bustin your balls. Nina's right, you're not the freak of the century, as much as you would like to be. you're a very nice guy, inspite of eating very weird healthy sandwiches full of alfalfa sprouts and shit like that. No wonder your turds are 10 feet long! Glad y'all had fun! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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    Good ones! The drug storage facility is guarded 24/7 by the company's very own heavily armed police force. No kidding. Harder to get in there than Fort Knox. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...