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OMG! That was so funny! Not that you got hurt from the spinetto, but that it's hard opening opened up for you the beautiful new world of autofelatio! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Heck ya man, me TOO!!!

Awesome! My F-in-law is also a very fine man. More of a dad to me than my own sperm-donor. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Oh really? I wonder who might be coming to town. Could it be... Santa Claus? I don't think so, but I bet who IS coming to town will have a present all the same in his sack for you! LOL!!!! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

I feel ya man. I really do. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Oh HELL yes you do! And you owe MORE beer for even asking the question! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

I've been avoiding this thread like the plague. Then I thought, what the fuck, just read it... maybe stories of good dads will inspire me to continue to try to be a good dad. But I also feared I'd get depressed, hearing of people who had good dads. It was comforting in a weird sort of way to read what some who had real fuck-ups as dads had to say. That's certainly my story as well... Out of all the things I COULD say about my dad, here's the one good thing his sorry life of fuck-ups has taught me... don't let history repeat itself. He was a horrible father. A career philanderer. Abusive, neglectful, selfish, self-absorbed, lacking any ambition, faithless, Godless, and filthy. And he realized far to late that you only get one chance to raise your kids and if you fuck it up, well, then you blew it. There are no do-overs. Once the kids are grown, they're grown. And when they don't want to have anything to do w/ you - because you wanted nothing to do with them while they were growing up - well, you just have to live with your loneliness in your old age. The grown kids MAY forgive you, but then again, they may not. The wounds of "fatherlessness" are very deep and are hard to heal. Isn't that sad? When you have kids, there is really only ONE important thing... to raise them well. And to fail at that and as a result to live the rest of your life w/o a legacy and to live in a self-made prison of isolation, well that's just sad. So again, the one good thing I learned from my dad is that history is important. It's important to know what mistakes to NOT make again. But I find myself making them again sometimes. There is truth in those old cliche's... "the apple doesn't fall far from the tree" and "he's a chip off the old block" etc. etc. etc. Of course, I'm not the same man he was and is. I love my kids. I spend far more time w/ THEM that he ever did with me. I don't cheat on my wife. I try to not live like a lawless slob. But still, those ingrained lessons learned from an early age sometimes rear up. But then Father's Day rolls around and I'm reminded yet again that there is a man on the other side of the country that I DO NOT want to call. And it spurs me on to be the man he never was, that he never will be. And it convicts me that I MUST be that man for my kids. They are counting on me. I'm their only father. They are my legacy. And I don't want that to be a legacy of hurt and hate. Attached: 3 of my 4 wonderful kids and a VERY proud dad. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Aren't you just the jumping monkey lately.... not nearly what I'd like it to be... but the wife is puttin the kibosh on more prolific jumping activity. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

self-portrait at 9 grand. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!! Great job!!! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Happy Birthday Ro! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Very nice!!! Looks sweet! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

0:3:0 Not bad I guess, but nasty winds kept jump #s down. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Slappie is a fluffer? ... and you JUST figured this out??????? What's a fluffer? I just have this need to squash ass kissing threads. Those threads that are dripping with brown nosing so bad it makes your skin crawl. That and the high maintenance ones, where my life is all wonderful, wish you were here threads make me sick. a fluffer is the person on a porn set whose function is to prepare or "fluff" the male performers so as to be fully aroused when they go before the camera I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

didn't your momma ever tell you, "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all?" You are a jerk. douche bag. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Slappie is a fluffer? lol! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

funny enough I still hear it but the doctor says I feel it not hear it , its annoying as shit if Im not occupied and I sit there and hold my breath lol... I have other stupid mistakes, they are exaggerated now that time has passed for story telling fun... the cutaway and also the sheep story are two of my favorites but ones that are better in person as the gestures make the story better lol! both of those are good! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

I heard it was a fountain pen... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

didn't your momma ever tell you, "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all?" I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

thats for sure Freeflying with him..... fun as hell. Sharing the outside of a KingAir...... not easy. lol! I bet not! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

This would definitely not be the first time I was accused of not listening. what? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

who the heck is THIS? (see pic) I didn't know that Yao Ming skydived! Damn he's tall! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

yeah, but hearing you tell the story about the clicking sounds you heard as you breathed in and out was entertaining! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

I could ask the same about nearly EVERY post in SC of late. Because it sure as hell is entertaining to me. Thanks, micro. You're welcome, sweetums. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

tried... can't figure out how to do it... sorry. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...