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I am on my bely laffing my ass off here!! I can see this happining too! If you guys don't know AggieDave HE'LL DO ANYTHING! LMFAO!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

So Clay does this mean your going to give up your title as the Carpal-Tunnel poster? Oh and congrats on the job! My New Website with 24hr Chat

As an usher made his rounds one evening at a posh Texas theater, he noticed an obviously drunken cowboy sprawled across three seats. He nudged the cowboy's foot with his flashlight. "I'm sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned, but didn't move. "Sir!" the usher insisted. "If you don't move I'll have to get the manager." The cowboy groaned again, wiggling one hand, but still didn't move. The usher marched off and came back with the manager. The manager tried to get the cowboy to move, but he just moaned. Finally fed up with the man, the manager called the police. The policeman walked in, listened to the manager's explanation, then grabbed the cowboy by the shoulder, shaking him slightly. "All right, buddy, what's your name?" "Steve," the cowboy groaned. "Where ya from, Steve?" the officer asked, hoping to talk him into moving. Steve moaned, tried to lift his hand to point, and said, "the balcony!" My New Website with 24hr Chat

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HOW TO LIVE A GOOD LIFE 1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctor worry about them. That is why you pay him/her. 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. 3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop," 4. Enjoy the simple things. When the children are young, that is all that you can afford. When they are in college, that is all that you can afford. When you are on retirement, that is all that you can afford! 5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. Laugh so much that you can be tracked in the store by your distinctive laughter. 6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be alive while you are alive, don't put out a mailbox on the highway of death and just wait in residence for your mail. 7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it is family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge. 8. Cherish your health. If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help. 9. Don't take guilt trips. Go to the mall, the next county, a foreign country, but not to guilt country. 10. Tell the people you love, that you love them, at every opportunity. AND ALWAYS REMEMBER Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

Ok man I feel your pain!! I've been grounded since Nov 17th for a "Beer Light" accident. Went to the doctor Monday Dec 24th still got over 6 more weeks till I can safely jump again :( I'f I thought I could get away with doing it I'd be right there with you!!! Hangin man you'll be up soon!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

Monty Python Good comedians {live} Dave Barry Satarical humor Some of the Shorts on Shockwave.com Dilbert Plenty of other things..... My New Website with 24hr Chat

You sure you weren't just looking in the mirror? My New Website with 24hr Chat

Doesn't look anything like my mom, maybe it's Justin's? My New Website with 24hr Chat

It wasn't me she was talking to if you can call that picture a SHE? It was you by name! LOL My New Website with 24hr Chat

RW creepers are the work of satan!! I will never get back on one with a bungee cord withone 50 yards of me!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

Was that the morning after you did the sexfiend? Man that picture was aweful! My New Website with 24hr Chat

We don't have to worry about Merrick he's from Oklahoma.... They couldn't figure out who to load the gun let alone shoot it... My New Website with 24hr Chat

I think I fit into the 4 but I also fit 1 because I drive a truck.. I tried one of 3's beers lastnight and couldn't finish it

For your information AggieDave, the Lone Star was bought because both SCR recipients were from North of the Great State of Texas and it was kinda like a babtism!!!! They had to be blessed by the Beer Gods in Texas so it was only fitting to christen them in the National Beer of Texas! {Yes I said National because Texas like no other state was a Country before it became a state !! } My New Website with 24hr Chat

Yes Clay your name came up a couple of times, and it wasn't by me. My New Website with 24hr Chat

What can I say? I was totaly impressed with the way this party turned out. I had a great time eating, drinking and partying with my skydiving brothers and sisters. Everyone looked fabulous! My jaw dropped to the floor a few times seeing the nice lay-deez in their dresses {Yes Skydiver women were in dresses!!} Our host was wonderful! Thanks Christa!

A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer. After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and asks for another beer. This happens about another seven times before the bartender asks him, "Why do you keep looking in your pocket?" The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there. When she looks good enough, I'll go home." My New Website with 24hr Chat

Binladins favorite magazine!! Also some of the skydivers on here! LOL My New Website with 24hr Chat

DuH!! forgot to attach the picture!! LOL My New Website with 24hr Chat

See attachment LOL believe it or not, my mother sent this one to me! My New Website with 24hr Chat

And your point is? So has anyone noticed that BOOBIES and BOOGIES look the same? You can get BOOBIES at BOOGIES!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

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I'm thinking you have no where to stand on this one! I've personaly seen you destroy many threads on dz.com