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HEY now! I looked up the word on a dictionary site don't blame me they didn't give me the correct def!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

if it's NAKED I'll just lurk the jump!! I can't fly camera yet... but don't do it till mid-jan so I can jump again. By then my shoulder should be healed enough to jump!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

twas` quite alright... Blowjobs have never once hurt my feelings in the least bit.. Now for your punishment. Got any suggestions? My New Website with 24hr Chat

awe-man I got *fwap*d I really thought that was a nice sweet caring piece of poetry My New Website with 24hr Chat

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The Creation of Woman First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden. Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing." After casting about for a suitable pearl, He kept messing around and created a girl. Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender, Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender. Two lovely hips to increase his desire, And rounded and firm to bring out the fire. Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud, Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud. Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you, And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you. Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder, And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder. 'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing. Then he added a mouth, and ruined the whole damn thing My New Website with 24hr Chat

True cult classic is: Killer Klowns from OuterSpace & Killer Tomatos Ate New York {George Clooney was in it } My New Website with 24hr Chat

I guess I'm gunna have to add to this thread. I have so many favorite movies to many to try and list. They are all by catagory. If I have to say the ones I never get tired of seeing then here it goes. No particular order. Hamburger Hill Full Metal Jacket Bladerunner Bull Durham {Can't believe no one said this one} Bullit {Steve McQueen - Greatest car chase in a movie history} Office Space The Game {Ice-T as a homeless man taken to the woods and hunted like an animal, he was badass in this one} The Jerk {Steve Martin - Classic} Richard Pryor "Live" Most John Wayne movies {Got it from my dad sitting around on Sundays watching westerns when there was no football} The Exorsist {Bone chilling at it's best} Mad Max & Roadwarrior {I think that was the second flic not the one with Tina Turner *belch*} The Warriors {WaaaarrrrIIIIIIiiiorrrrssss wannnnnaaa commmmeee outtttt and playyyyyYYYYYyyyyiiiiaaaaaaa} The Octagon {Spelling good Chuck Norris flic} Shawshank Redemtion I could sit here all day and think about movies I loved... This was just a few that came to mind. My spelling needs some help but I'm sure you guys and gals can figure it out

In the US it would be "Skreamer can be such a jackoff". Same thing I believe... My New Website with 24hr Chat

Easy Newbie!! UT is a touchy subject with me! j/k even though I did go to UT our coach blew to games this year we should have won. CU and OU! Both because our q-back Simms couldn't handle the pressure. IF it wasn't for those two games we'd be National Champs. I hope Major Applewhite shows some people in the Holiday Bowl {Bowing head in shame} How good he really is and makes it high in the draft next year. I'd love to see the Houston Texans sign him. Even though I think a first year team needs a seasoned q-back and a good defencive line. WoW! I did get way OT didn't I.. Please forgive

Clay I SAW Them first get in line you you you PostWhore!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

I think "Boobie" rock! Keith have you ever been in a drunkin stupor and have some hottie come rub your face with her boobies whispering in your ear to come make her feel good. Just at that moment you realize you can't stand up so you drool on them and yourself, as you try to think about baseball... Ya? Me neither!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

Ok I think I found out what I want for Christmas First on my list Wow what a nice rig!! What are you folks asking Santa for? My New Website with 24hr Chat

HE HE HE She said "FILLING THE SLOT!!" Can we have video of FILLING THE SLOT?? My New Website with 24hr Chat

You wanna be friends with Clay? Are You NUTZ? LOL Please rethink your proposal! j/k ya Clay ya ********* My New Website with 24hr Chat

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Glass bowl Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring, and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea. As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom. Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his curiosity! Surely Miss Bea had flipped or something...! When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him, and he could resist no longer. "Miss Bea," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" (Pointing to the bowl). "Oh, yes," she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking downtown last fall and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to put it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent disease. And you know...I haven't had a cold all winter." My New Website with 24hr Chat

I'm going to have to vote for "Stupid Human Tricks" or anything extreme.. Like skateboarding, snowboarding... I know it's probably been done.. Add in some naked chix and it can't miss with the 16 to 35 yo demographix!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

I'm in!! Where can I buy one?? Looks worth the price! *thinks* I wonder if I could get someone I know in this position... Awe nevermind she'd never do it..... My New Website with 24hr Chat

What ya mean? I wasn't the one hanging on my shirt tales the whole weekend of the DZ.com "Gathering" LOL!!! Like you "out-of-townerz" did to me!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

My chat room is open 24/7 it is the busiest during the day {go figure} when we are all supposed to be working. It is JAVA Based Applet. So alot of people can't get to it from work. You can also get to it VIA mIRC or other chat clients. Come visit me during the day. Zennie, Merrick, jfields, skycat, airann and Omrimon are my regular visitors. Also mountainman and pyke have been known to show up. I wish I was around at night to keep it going, but you guys can use it when ever you like. Had talked to Sangiro about linking the "Happy Hour" to it but he hasn't done it or whatever

Can I have a PM also... puhleeeeeeese? My New Website with 24hr Chat

Ok sorry to troll my own post.. But you have got to be kidding me. There is not one person out there who hasn't hurt themselves doing something under the influences of beer or shots after the "Beer Light" has come on? Maybe even accidently hurt someone else or done it on purpose? C'mon I'm not believing this on bit make a grounded skydiver happy and lets see some stories of "Stupid Human Tricks" I'm a member of that community!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

It has hit the Houston Area also, please do not open any emails with the Subject of "Hi" even if you know the person sending it. Good luck PhreeZone! It's a booger! My New Website with 24hr Chat

So what was your "Beer Light" related injury? You all know about me and the "Human Slingshot" AKA : How to ground yourself with a broken collar bone for 3 months!! So now I'm sitting back and dreaming of the freedom I once knew. Wondering how many others have grounded themselves from a "Beer Light" Injury or no jumping related accident. I know I'm not the only one out here who has done this. My New Website with 24hr Chat