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Thanks HH, I did that yesterday and it works fine now. BS My New Website with 24hr Chat

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A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he is there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in years. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you. To which the wife responds, "I am glad you think that way. Sure, he has not seen a woman in years, but he was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too..." My New Website with 24hr Chat

Sounds fun to me, let's see what we can do.. Just keep me informed

Omrimon is doing fine, bitching about the winds and not being able to jump. I see him everyday in my chat room. I can't vouch for the other 2..... My New Website with 24hr Chat

HE could have if given the chance!

I'm not able to get to the email server? Am I the only one having problems? My New Website with 24hr Chat

HELL YEA BAYBAY!!! I aint no dumby!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

Not sure. I was there until 3:30 Saturday afternoon. Watching, I'm still grounded. Didn't see anyone trying to break the record as far as I saw... My New Website with 24hr Chat

Serious Tits & Ass?? My New Website with 24hr Chat

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Easy there MM bubbles is my online female friends screen name! LOL and she is deffinetly not a MAN! My New Website with 24hr Chat

I dunno if this would work. I'd try like crazy to get something over my head and aim for a forest or a stand of trees to have the limbs breaking slowing my fall. Who knows I could have luck on my side. Could you imagine the splinters? I saw a guy {close friend doing me a favor in the back yard winkwink} from the Cable Company "burn a pole" once. That's where your feet loose footing and you slide down the telephone pole. When he hit the ground it was a mess. HUGE splinters in his legs and chest. One had to be 16" long sticking out of his left leg. I asked him after the abulance ect.. had showed up, what was he thinking when he hit the ground. His first words were you owe me some beer M*THERF*CKER.... I dunno what that has to do with this thread just thought maybe the trees and limbs could slow my fall and keep me at least alive? Kinda like the telephone pole slowed his fall.... My New Website with 24hr Chat

You whining Brits suck it up and take your punishment like a man! They won't hurt you too bad. Plus, I thought most of you Brits were closet Sadists anyway? My New Website with 24hr Chat

*** Definition for bleat ... *** n : the sound of sheep or goats (or any sound resembling this) *** v 1: talk whiningly *** 2: cry plaintively; "The lambs were bleating" [syn: {blate}, {blat}, *** {baa}] *** End of definition. *** Definition for polysyllabic ... *** adj 1: having or characterized by words of more than three *** syllables *** 2: (of words) long and ponderous; having many syllables; *** "sesquipedalian technical terms" [syn: {sesquipedalian}] *** End of definition. My New Website with 24hr Chat

No more man porn on the Forums.... I have to take a stand! I misread the Forum title and thought it said something like "From the Ladies" and clicked it open, what did I see? It was sick gross half nekkid men! sheeeeeeesh I was horrified for an hour! I had to surf for nekkid women pictures to help me. I even had nightmares lastnight! This has to stop.. I think HH Needs to put a stop to MAN PORN & SKYDIVING Being mixed!!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

I must agree once you post you can't stop. Kinda like Pringles once you Pop You Can't Stop! Welcome to the DIS-Functional Family. My New Website with 24hr Chat

I am so glad I live in Texas. We have Lake Charles La. about 2 hours away, but it's not the same as Las Vegas. Because I love CRAPS!! I usually have a minimum of $50 to start with on the COME LINE. I've had upwards of over $2000 on the table at one time. Call it stupidity or whatever. When it comes to Gambling it takes money to make money. I never go to Vegas with less that $5000. I usually walk away with that or more. Have been known to lose it all too. Gota love lady luck! My New Website with 24hr Chat

I didn't care I was hot and bothered and I never saw the chic again. What are they gunna do throw me in jail? If I woulda thought about it I should have called security and seen if I could have gotten a copy of the tape!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

In Las Vegas on the elevator going up to my room at the Belagio Hotel. Well we started there and finished in the room. So that should count. My New Website with 24hr Chat

I helped him!! Organise it and ummmmm write it really I did!!

Now I can BELIEVE this one!! I'm sure there was no contact with intelligent life! My New Website with 24hr Chat

I don't agree with Clay very often but I think I may have to pass on that site Grumpy.. Sorry no offence.. My New Website with 24hr Chat

Clay, They are a power broker / reseller of electricity, natrual gas.... They had some serious "Creative" Accounting