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AAAAKKKKKKKKK I sent you a PM with my phone numbers!! Gimem a call and we'll hook up or like Zennie said he can grab um for me. I'm at 610 & 288 so getting to the DZ is no problem or meeting you somewhere is not a problem... My New Website with 24hr Chat

You guys have to concider coming to Houston!!! The weather in Feb is usually nice. Plus as Dave points out Spaceland is open during the week and they fly a Super Otter to alti in 12-14 minutes

WHoaaaaaaaa!! Nice picture!! So dove you got a CO? heheh Your a hottie! My New Website with 24hr Chat

No Honor Student Here These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded but, they, are funny!!! 1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. 2. I would not allow this student to breed. 3. Your child has delusions of adequacy. 4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. 5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. 6. The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together. 7. This child has been working with glue too much. 8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell. 9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming. 10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week. 11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others. 12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead My New Website with 24hr Chat

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And your going for a UG number Zennie?? LMAO My New Website with 24hr Chat

That was just uncalled for!! And WRONG! Hey cyber wanna try and be a "human slingshot"?? From what I have experienced it's a whole lotta fun!

You have some thing to say about falling slow? cyber you fall so fast I'd have to go into a stand to keep up with you on your belly!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

I was surfing this morning and stubled across this bit of info... Popular file-sharing software from Grokster and the Limewire Gnutella Client contain the W32.DlDer Trojan, Symantec revealed last week. The KaZaA utility is also said to contaim the same threat. The Grokster company has released an utility which it says will remove the Trojan. Those who prefer to see to their own Trojan removal need only search for a hidden directory under their \Windows directory called \Explorer. Simply delete the \Windows\Explorer directory, along with the companion file Dlder.exe in the \Windows directory To Read more My New Website with 24hr Chat

It's been done!! He knows the movie is a laffing fest for true skydivers. I still can't figure out what he was trying to do. Keep the whuffos confused or what but that movie bites! [curse]May the fleas from a thousand norhteastern flying bovine lepers infect his crotch area!! [/curse] My New Website with 24hr Chat

I work for a company that uses "Websense" as an i-net filter. BLOCKS EVERYTHING worth a shit to see!!! So I surfed around and found a "proxy" site. There are a few you pay for and they work great at getting around firewalls and filters. There are also some good free sites. Only problem are they are slow, but they work. Try The-Cloak it has worked for me to visit some sites that my company has blocked with the i-net filter. This will also help keep your sanity.

AWESOME!!! You should see them bring it to under 100 feet. Don't know who was there but those CReW-dawgs at Waller are awesome!! This is making me want to organize another dz.com "Gathering" Anyone interested let me know and tell me when you'll have some time off to make some travel plans!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

Well did she do her graduation jump? or just finish AFF? If she has done the Graduation jump then there should be LittleGreenBottles!!

They wont pick on you less, it would just give them more ammo from a different picture.... My New Website with 24hr Chat

Ramon should geta title or something.... "The mosts posts without going over 2 sentences!" What should we call it? My New Website with 24hr Chat

"I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!" "That one's not beer..." "speewwwwwwwww" My New Website with 24hr Chat

HIGH FIVE MY TEXAS BROTHER!!!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

blah blah blah!! It should be the HORNS in that game dammit!! I'm a sorry loser from UT!! Way to go LSU!! Go Gators!! *cough*choke*cough* I can't believe I just said that!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

I'm still nervous at the door. Only for the fact I want the jump to go well. Also the first jump of the day is a big deal for me. I've never had a good first jump of the day. I always fudge something up. I'm only got 38 jumps and never felt super nervous except when I was a student. Most of that was wanting to make my jumps perfect. Just relax and breaaath on the way up and smile when you get to the door. You can't go wrong when your smiling!!

I'm so glad I made it out. It's starting to get really hard for me at the DZ I'm so altitude sick it isn't funny anymore! I even went into manifest and started to get on a load!! I'm glad you had a good day jumping. My Skybirthday is July 14, 2001 very first tandem!! Haven't looked back since, except to see the plane over my shoulder

Huh? What you sayin? BTW STFU!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

OUCH I FEEL SPANKED!!! I agree with everything you said Lisa. I'm just extremely broke and was ranting. LOL I'm not dissing USPA I was just upset about money!! Please do NOT SAY I do not care about skydiving!! I'm an avid jumper! I'm willing to pay what I need to, to receive my number. Like I said before I was ranting about MONEY! Period just another hand in my back pocket.... That was it My New Website with 24hr Chat

I didn't do a skydive with a head cold but I rode the plane. My head felt like it was going to EXPLODE at altitude!! The expansion of your sinuses and stuff fills your head with so much pressure you could rupture an eardrum, sinus blood vessels.. It's not a good idea to jump with a head cold or blocked sinuses with alergies period. This is my .02 My New Website with 24hr Chat

Ok everyone I'm going to rant! I've paid my dues to become a member of USPA I've also finished all my student training. Sometime this year they changed the regs for the A. You don't have a test anymore. You have a Yellow Card of things you must do. Your JM/Instructor signs off on your accomplisments as you go. I have recently gotten everything signed off and got the card stamped by a USPA Instructor. From what I have been told by the person who signed me off I do not need to send in the card to get a license number. This card if enough. Basicly it's an A rating. I called USPA yesterday and asked how I get my A number. {remember I've paid my 50$ something already} They told me to mail it in with $20 to receive my number!!!! Now I understand they need money to do things on our behalf and stuff. But I figured my first payment to join got me my A number!!!! I'm thinking of just waiting till I have enough to qualify for my B C or D and do it all at once. This is a total bummer for me. Just to get my name in Parachutist and a number I have to pay ANOTHER $20!!! I CALL BULLSHIT!!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

I usually wear a pair of Nike sandals kinda like Tevas. If it's cold or muddy ect.. I have a pair of old Nike tennis shoes I wear. Just depends on the weather and where I'm jumping. New DZ I wear the tennies till I know the landing area then I switch over to the sandals. I love the feeling of the wind on my feet!!! My New Website with 24hr Chat