Keith

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  1. I can answer that! It's because mens brains suffer from oxygen depletion from poorly ventilated jeans. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  2. Then don't get in the car with him, and certainly don't start the car if he isn't buckled in. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  3. There ya go, teach the bitch a lesson. Chris I tell you what, the first thing she does when getting in my truck is put her seat belt on
  4. It was only about 6 blocks. Her reasoning was it was only a short distance so why wear a seat belt Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  5. I now Always wear my seat belt. I had a boyfriend years ago that harped on me about wearing my seat belt. Years later I called him and thanked him for saving my life. I rolled my car and had I not been wearing my seat belt I'd be dead. Now my passengers also wear a seat belt or my truck doesn't move; I even made my Mom walk once because she refused to buckle her seat belt. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  6. Keith

    Joke

    That was funny Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  7. I think it looks Great! Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  8. nooo... I'm still waiting for a response from her... That drunken lush? She's probably passed out by now Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  9. Or Kiss it Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  10. Hell NO! I say we hijack her thread and make her do something about it. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  11. Keith

    Toes & zits

    How's about you pop the zit on my ass with your toes whilst you Suck on my toes . . . while I'm stalking myself so you can kick my ass later? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  12. Not as much as Muenkel's brain hurts
  13. Busy! I'm back to work full time and going to school part time. My days of school only are over But it's all good. How you doin'? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  14. Dear Sunshine: If I stalk myself will you come to San Diego and kick my ass? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  15. Any knowledgeable person knows guessing would not yield an accurate answer. How's about you send me a picture of your virgin ass and I'll send you an appraisal
  16. No, you just have to be willing to take it up the ass Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  17. Some I imagine nekkid, some I try not to imagine, some I imagine drunk and talking on the phone Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  18. You'd find that I'm the same person. Although, I have been told, "you're not as scary as I thought you'd be." Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  19. Oops, sorry. You can spank me the next time you see me. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  20. Ya know, you're not bad lookin' for a Republican. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  21. No, she had a leak so he plugged her. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  22. Of course I'm sure everyone does but they refuse to admit it What I do is more of a nummy than a chew though. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  23. Family members come in all forms. I'm sorry to hear of your loss Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  24. I'd say yes if there was any hot stud on stud action . . . I wish you well though. I'd suggest private distribution first - you know how skydivers are Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville