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I chose 'short boring and rich' since I'm already 'tall charismatic and poor.' Well . . . Ok . . . so I'm not tall and charismatic, however I Am poor and I'd rather be ritch. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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I'm not exactly one of the ladies, but I can say with a degree of certainty, None of the above. I prefer my men to be real. Short, tall, hunky, chunky, skinny, slim, . . . Ok, not skinny, however, my point is I like my men real. It's as simple as that. Oh, and wild in bed always helps.
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Now is not a good time to start. Make a voodoo doll of her and poke it with pins until you feel better. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Should regular posters be able to vote stupid posters off the island?
Keith replied to freeflir29's topic in The Bonfire
I voted 'yes and we should be able to beat them at boogies' however I'm affraid if we were actually able to vote every nimrod off dz.com 90% of the users would vanish. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville -
News -- Rainbow Boogie 2006 -- Over 100 Attending -- 4WayXena
Keith replied to mdrejhon's topic in The Bonfire
Sorry count me out Would have loved to have attended. Maybe next time. -
Although I appreciated your post Norma Rae, you didn't answer my question. How much to jump pilots make? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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How much do jump pilots make? I've heard it's around $6 a load. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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You must have been to some other Alaska. There were plenty of men when I was there. They weren't as hunky and rugged as I had hoped though Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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I went kayaking there a few years ago. You're right, it is Amazing. I want to move to Alaska some day. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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No, any cop that gives you a ticket must be blind. Hell even I'd let you go with a warning.
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*** He said GOOGLE it...not GARGLE IT!!! That would be a little difficult to gargle. Perhaps you'd like to show us how it's done Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Maybe he was gay Maybe she simply needed a hairy chest under that bikini Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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I've heard that "act" referred to differently. Good thing I didn't ask for a demonstration Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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What's a Cleveland Steamer? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Shouldn't you be telling this to Ella? 'Cause last I checked I don't get a period Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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This is officially the lamest day in DZ.com posting history
Keith replied to funks's topic in The Bonfire
I have to admit I laughed my ass of too Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville -
I thought you were gay? HEY! You stole my line Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Truth be told bi is kind of a turn on. It's kind of like doing a "straight" guy who doesn't have that but I'm no fag insecurity.
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Heeyy, that's my moto. Seriously. If you don't want to know the answer, don't ask the question. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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If he were gay I'd stalk him Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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I'm bipenis. Sometimes I ashamed and need to hide it and other times I'm proud and like to show it off. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Worst case of penis envy I've ever seen.
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Worst case of penis envy I've ever seen.
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Maybe too modest. I don't see it edited to add: Although I have a strange urge to sit on your face Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Keith replied to Keith's topic in The Bonfire
Ahh, the good ole days. Remember when HH would say, "Gotta go, Mums callin'"