Keith

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  1. Did you scrape up your widdle toes? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  2. That didn't happen around here - except for the occasional misguided soul. That whole top of the ear look has Never been a good idea. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  3. How long does a sideburn have to be to classify as a sideburn? I've noticed they've gotten shorter but never truly went away. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  4. Have I told you how absolutely adorable you are when you're angry Sebazz? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  5. Keith

    Keith is a Homo

    I'll be there next year. How 'bout you and Raist? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  6. Keith

    back in the saddle

    Welcome back I recently got back in the air after about a year and a half off. I rented a larger canopy so my instructor, who is also a good friend of mine, hooked it up to my rig then walked off. As he was walking away he said, "when you're done packing it come get me." I thought to myself What the Fuck? But I packed it and all was good. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  7. Sorry to hear that, but look on the bright side. At least you found out she's a bitch sooner rather than later. (only a bitch/bastard would break up with someone that way). Now you can move on and find the right woman. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  8. Keith

    Keith is a Homo

    I think he prefers POOFTER What's the difference between gay, homo, and poofter? Is it just varying degrees of PCness? The difference is that 'POOFTER' was in "inside" joke between Squeak and me. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  9. Keith

    Keith is a Homo

    Big deal! I'm a lesbian myself. SEE I Knew you where gay! Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  10. Congrats! In a few short months you can add youself the the late night posters that keep this place going while the rest of us sleep
  11. I was going to ask if he's Julie the Cruise Director. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  12. Keith

    Keith is a Homo

    I think that was a Very Cool thing HH did for me Very Coool Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  13. YEAHHHHHH I'm definitely buying you a shot of Pepsi syrup the next time I see you; come to think of it I owe you two shots now
  14. You figured me out. In just 122 posts you have it all figured out. I commend you. I wish only to be like you but alas . . . I can only be . . . attention starven . . . Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  15. Oh, by the way, I've asked HH several times over the years to get "Homo" under my moniker much as the 'Moderator's do and 'Pixie' does to no avail. If I'm not mistaken I Was the first openly homo around here. So, therefore I respectfully request the honor of having 'Homo' attached under my moniker. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  16. Sheesh Grue, didn't mean to kill your thread. Clearly you are so avant guard that no others around here have the mental aptitude to understand the humor of your post. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  17. Hey! I gave them each a sign and assigned them each and intersection median. The rest is up the them. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  18. I don't get it Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  19. I don't either Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  20. Oh, crap. That's it. I always knew I was too comfortable with my sexuality and love of shoes. How to tell my kids..... "Girls I Love you and I love my sling-backs almost as much." How's that? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  21. Can I yell "SHUT UP?" Or do I have to yell 'shUt UUup?' Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  22. I guess this could mean I could be the official dz.com gay thread killer if I'm the last one to post to this thread Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  23. It's about time you were arrested. I hope she threw the book at you Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville