Keith

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  1. Keith

    Just can't.

    Congrats on the test Michele and have a GREAT holiday weekend
  2. Girly parts aren't That bad, they're just not as good as boy parts. That's all
  3. Which one of us are you Ewing? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  4. Are you gonna be in Eloy this year? If so, I can say I sucked the mojito toes of a Hot Mama with BIG Good Morning America boobs who met Martina McBride. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  5. And . . . ??? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  6. Keith

    Just can't.

    Hey Mike. I've been busy. Very busy. Just moved, work is killing me and I Need to jump. How are you? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  7. Keith

    shrinky dinks

    I do! I do! I guess it should have been a hint of things to come - I liked making decorations and baking them Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  8. Keith

    Just can't.

    Do what I do when I'm stressed about a final. Down a beer just before class. It'll relax you just enough to let what you've learned flow from your impacted brain down through your cute little fingers to the page in front of you. Trust me - works like a charm
  9. Can I suck your toes Little Miss mojito feet. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  10. He owns it. It's his. Give it back. What he does with it, morbid or not, is his business. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  11. Have you ever told her what you think of her communication skills, either constructively or nonconstructively? There's a woman at my work that is the same way. She knows nothing of what I do but tries to tell me how to do my job none the less. I haven't decided how to broach the subject without being non-constructive. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  12. You left out "Any thing, any where but work!!!" Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  13. Are you thinking of Brookes and Dunn 'Down the Red Dirt Road?' Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  14. Holy Crap! Is there something american I can send your way? edited to add: . . . even though we're a stolen culture . . . Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  15. WHOOO HOOO FREE TIM TAMS
  16. Keith

    yum yum yum

    I'd have to agree only 'cause you've RUINED me Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  17. You have to tell Squeak he's the Manliest Manly Man you have ever seen, and there is No penis larger than his - Well that what I did anyway OK, OK, truth be told he offered out of the goodness of his heart Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  18. Me Too Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  19. Thanks for the Tim Tams Squeak. I got 'em today. These things are yummy!
  20. You forgot "some of each." Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  21. Keith

    :(

    I'm So sorry for your loss. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  22. I wash my truck once or twice a year whether it needs it or not - just to keep it looking purty. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  23. Just do me the favor of telling her that I'm spreading vicious rumors about her. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  24. She'll have to tell you when she sobers up but I can tell you it's pretty cool I still can't decide to be happy for her or hate her I wish I were Bubbles. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  25. Me too. If I don't recognize your number leave a message and I'll get back to you. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville