Keith

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  1. Shouldn't this be in the anal bleaching thread? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  2. Health insurance and decent money are over rated. We need you Here! Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  3. Keith

    anal bleaching

    Truer words have never been spoken. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  4. My cat was non-nonplused. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  5. Steveorino is your uncle?? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  6. He Pm'd me. Said he was afraid I was a size queen and was concerned he couldn't measure up Edited to add: Truth be told he was concerned I was a bottom and that he might do harm Thanks for translating for us though Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  7. Jeeze can't take a compliment. You're not my type! I was just paying a compliment. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  8. Creepy? You weren't in the pic!?! Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  9. I do have to day you're very well preserved for an old fuck. I would have thought you were 10 years younger than me and I'm 43.
  10. On my knees??? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  11. Keith

    Eating Pussy.

    I've kissed my cat on the lips. Does that count? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  12. It seems you dont demand the same audience as a hetro... Clearly Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  13. Holy SH*T how did this slip by without comment? Anyway, I know your girlfriend. She's kinda cute...maybe you can introduce us?
  14. The things some people post Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  15. I would because I know Skylar would love to have another sibling but I'm lucky my landlord will let me have one cat - he's the kind of "person" that throws rocks at cats I'll put the word out though. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  16. no Well I don't know why you wouldn't want a plastic butt Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  17. That can be fixed with a trip to the plastic surgeons office. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  18. I got a new girlfriend Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  19. Just rub her nose in it and spank her with a news paper Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  20. I'm not sure what I did but I'll take all the love I can get
  21. Wow! A 300% raise is awesome! yeah well it's prolly more than you make Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  22. Larry is Very straight so I doubt he wants me. He does punch me in the arm every now and then though
  23. That's what I was thinking. If I do it right I could retire early Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  24. Some of you may remember several years ago I called my then boss a duplicitous bitch and got a $20,000 raise a month later. Weeell something kinda similar happened the other day. The owner of my company likes modern art and has the office filled with paintings. One of them, in our conference room, hangs above a credenza. On that credenza sits about 10 boxes of files. I needed to verify some information from some of the files so with checklist and pen in hand I . . . you get the point. I accidentially put a one inch mark on the painting with my ink pen. I removed it as best I could before telling Larry, the big boss. Soo when I got a chance I went in to Larry’s office and asked him how attached he is to his paintings. He asked which one. I said the one in the conference room. He said $8,000 worth of attached and why? I told him what I did. He said shit happens, asked how bad it was and did I think I could get more of it off. What a Nice Guy.
  25. + sexy wife??? When did he get married, and . . . Isn't he gay? I always thought he was gay Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville