Keith

Why? Should I be worried? I'm on the DD list. But I could also PM it to you if you REally want to know. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Congrats Bubbles! I don’t know if I should be happy for you or be jealous. Oh, and I did get some text messages from you – along with a shit load of others from other people I’ve received since I bought my phone. Whod’a thunk? I'll now start checking for text messages.

Widescreen 'cause when you buy full screen you're only getting part of the movie. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

I think it's because it's so partisan. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

You only live once. It's not like this is a permanent body modification. Sheesh Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Happy Birthday Bubbles No wonder you were DDing everyone tonight Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

It's because people don't want others to know they have nothing better to do than spend all day on dz.com. Nobody wants others to know they don't have a life. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

If it crawls across the bed in the middle of the day, I just let it go. If it crawls across me in the middle of the night, I inspect every inch. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

How about Mouser and Trapper Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

NOW I get it Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

I'll bet the ice cream didn't leak all over though

I didn't know I was your type Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

I don't get it Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Ok, here's what I've learned about Tim Tams: WHAT IS A TIM TAM? Tim Tams are Australia’s favourite chocolate biscuit (chocolate coated Cookie with a creamy center). HOW POPULAR ARE TIM TAMS IN AUSTRALIA? Arnott's reports that "Around 30 million packs are sold each year - that’s nearly 300 million biscuits, or two packs for every Australian." That's a lot of Tim Tams! Yes, they're pretty popular with those Aussies! HISTORY Tim Tams were first launched in 1963. They were named after a horse that ran in the Kentucky Derby in 1958. A member of the Arnott family, Ross Arnott, attended the race day and decided ‘Tim Tam’ was the perfect name for the new biscuit he was about to launch. Since the launch of the Original Tim Tam biscuit Arnott's have now made eight different flavoured Tim Tams: Original, Chewy Caramel, Mocha, Double Coat and Classic Dark Chocolate, Special Edition Tim Tam Hazelnut, Limited Edition White Chocolate and new Special Edition Chewy Choc Fudge. (Source: www.arnotts.com) WHAT DO TIM TAMS TASTE LIKE? Tim Tams were developed so that the chocolate has a slight hint of caramel in it. Where as the cream in the center is more a vanilla, butter and chocolate flavor. Whatever the combination, it works well and tastes great. INGREDIENTS (Tim Tam Original) Milk chocolate (38%)(sugar, milk solids, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, emulsifiers (e322: soy, e476), flavouring), wheat flour, sugar, vegetable oil, golden syrup, colours (e102, e110, e129, e133, e150), milk solids, cocoa, salt, raising agent(e500), emulsifier (e322: soy) and flavouring. May contain traces of peanut, other nut, egg or seed. NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION PER BISCUIT (Tim Tam Original) Energy 393kJ, Protein 1.0g, Fat 4.9g (Saturated 2.4g), Carbohydrate 11.3g (Sugars 8.2g), Sodium 31mg. SERVING SUGGESTIONS Australian Desserts: Try these yummy Tim Tam recipes... NAKED Eat an icy-cold Tim Tam all on its lonesome. TIM TAM HEAVEN Crush 3 Tim Tams up into a dessert bowl, pour 1 shot glass of Port or Muskat over them, top with sweetened cream and chocolate sprinkles. TIM TAMS WITH BERRIES & ICECREAM Tim Tams served with strawberry and vanilla icecream sprinkled with some fresh berries. TIM TAM CHEESECAKE Make your favourite cheese cake however use crushed Tim Tam biscuits and butter to make the crust. TIM TAM SLAM Also known as the TIM TAM Suck or TIM TAM Bomb. Grab a Tim Tam and a warm drink (coffee, milo or tea). Nibble both ends off the biscuit and use it as a straw for your drink. When its saturated, quickly SLAM it in your gob before it falls apart. It can get kinda messy, but who cares when it tastes that GOOD! TIM TAM CHOCOLATE SUNDAE Twiggy at www.geocities.com recommends the "Tim Tam Sundae". Get 4 Tim Tam Chocolate Biscuits (roughly chopped), add extra creamy Ice Cream, then 2 tablespoons Hot Fudge Chocolate and sprinkle on some Toppings to taste. Look at their photo of the final product (www.geocities.com/SoHo/Atrium/2436/timtams/recipies.html): TIM TAM CHEWY CARAMEL EXPLOSION At Arnotts (www.arnotts.com) they suggest the Chewy Tim Tam Caramel Explosion. Get 1 pack Chewy Caramel Tim Tams roughly chopped, 8 generous scoops Vanilla Ice-cream & 8 tbs Caramel Topping with Chocolate sprinkles to garnish. Here's what they created: TIM TAM THICKSHAKE The Editors at www.coffeebreak.com.au recommend the "Tim Tam Thickshake". Mix a packet of Tim Tams, 8 scoops of vanilla icecream & 400ml milk in a blender. Rich, thick and full of chocolate. Hmmm. They even photographed their yummy creation (see their picture below). TIM TAM CHOCOLATE MOUSSE At www.coffeebreak.com.au they also have this awesome recipe for "Tim Tam Chocolate Mousse". Get 2 packets Instant Chocolate Mousse (Mocha flavour works well), 1 packet Arnott's Tim Tam biscuits and 2 tbs Baileys. Method: Make up Chocolate Mousse according to packet details. Place the Tim Tams into a food processor and process into fine crumbs. Stir into mousse mix, and add Baileys. Stir gently. Allow to chill (as per mousse packet details). Then serve! TIM TAM FONDUE I haven't been able to find a Tim Tam Fondue recipe yet, but I'm sure it must exist. Hmmm, just imagine dipping fresh strawberries, pineapple pieces, berries, banana and mango into a warm thick Tim Tam sauce. If anyone finds or creates this recipe please email it to me with a picture so I can load it here. TIM TAM MARTINI Make the Tim Tam Thickshake (above) but add nip of Baileys (Irish Cream Liquor), Frangelico (Hazelnut Liquor), Kahlua (Coffee Liquor) or Creme de Menth (Mint Liquor) to it. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

True, but that doesn't allow one to taste said wonderment. Now if you were to send me a sample . . . Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Lazy..............yet smart. Let's see . . . what is that saying? . . . Oh yes, Work smarter not harder Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Google them ya lazyy man Choc covered biscuits that are to die for

What are Timtams and why would you want to eat them? They sound like a Disney character Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Then show us a picture of yours Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

For the sake of arguement we'll say, "yes." Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

I guess that depends. Did he lick you just before he said it? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

I loved the head cocked to one side and the hand on the hip when he asks if they'd considered leaving We hate too, but we do it in compassionate way . . Hi, we had a meeting and we would be more comforable if you'd just leave. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

You didn't think "pitch 'em a bone" was at least notable? Damn you're hard to please! It was a cute retort but I wouldn't qualify it as a joke. BTW you said "you're hard" to a gay man. In some circles that could be considered a come on Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

The gay KKK had me rolling. And the Friday night sissy fights . . . I still can't breath Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

And NOT ONE good fag joke amongst you. I'm disappointed to say the least Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville