Keith

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  1. Hairless works on the right guy
  2. Hmm, you might be right Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  3. Personally I think he's looking HOT in that avitar.
  4. They do that on purpose 'cause they want the picture to look the same way you'll look when you're pulled over so the cop will recognize you as the person in the picture. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  5. Oh you Do know how to sweet talk a homo Squeak Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  6. Strained babies give me gas Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  7. Do I have a booger in my nose? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  8. Until my senior year in high school I was a good foot shorter and 30 lighter than the other guys so I got picked on a lot. One of the biggest offenders was Mark, he was on our football team. He was tall, beefy, handsome, and very popular. Everything I wasn't. I ran into him a couple of years later. He was fat, unkempt, drunk off his ass, and pissed because I was driving a nicer car than he was. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  9. Are you desperate for a high little one? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  10. I'm Native American so I guess we've got the Indian covered.
  11. No he's not claiming to be first. He said on the news, "I thought, if the French can do it, so can I." Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  12. Speaking of . . . A very hopeful deli delivery driver came in to my office the other day asking if anybody brought in his bank bag. Seems he was on his way to the bank and thought he'd make a quick delivery on the way and lost the cash bag somewhere in between. I hope he found it but I don't have that much faith in humanity these days. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  13. Mayabe but my nuts are sure hang out Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  14. Homosexual Police??? What's the trouble here Sir? edited to add: Ok, so I'm not a cop, but my dad was. Does that count? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  15. Hasn't it taken you, oh, about, 10 years to save that 4 grand? iirc you were driving that beater little station wagon (oh sorry, the shaggin' wagon) when I met you because you were Saving For A Car? I say run don't walk to the dealer - you may be too old to drive by the time you save enough for that new VW. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  16. Keith

    Drunk Dial Forum

    There goes the DD forum Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  17. All I can say is, You Go Scott. That looked like a Lot of freakin fun Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  18. I did the same thing to by boot today at work A co-worker walked up and said, "hey I do that too." If you're cheap then I guess I am too Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  19. LATELY??? Have you been in a coma or something Squeak? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  20. You Clearly have the bigger dick Jeanne Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  21. I vote No. You're worth at least a phone call Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  22. Not anymore I don't Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  23. I'll bet you a dollar I'm the last to post Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville