Keith

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  1. I could only take you begging for nekkid pix of me so much before I had to start igoring your PMs. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  2. Shouldn't you be asking this question to Dear Sunshine? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  3. I was stopped at a stop light once. A young "woman" hung her head out the passenger window of the car next to me and yelled something at me so I rolled down the window. I asked her what she said. She must have noticed the rainbow sticker ont he back of my truck because she said, " I said Fuckin' FAGGOT." I said, "And?" She said, "and I'll bet you suck dick too don't you. I said, "I wouldn't be a Fuckin' Faggot if I didn't now would I." She said, "EEEwwwww."
  4. A former coworker, we'll call her Sue, once told me a story from when she was a day care provider. One of the mothers dropped her daughter off at day care and told Sue she was concerned her daughter was watching too much TV - presumably at home. Apparently they were standing in line at the grocery store the night before and her little girl turned to the guy behind them and said, "Hi I'm Amy and I'm an alcoholic." Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  5. Keith

    Dixie Chicks?

    I've never really liked their music, but I have to say I respect the fact that Natalie had the guts to speak her mind and the other band members had the guts to unapologetically stand behind her in the face of mass hysteria. I have since purchased every CD they've put out. I also think it speaks volumes that the Dixie Chicks are the only female group ever to have 3 albums debut at number 1. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  6. -I- am sexually free. Everybody else, . . . is a slut Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  7. Yeah, 'cause Dave walks up with a beer in his hand. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  8. You're right. It Is simplistic on your part. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  9. One word. Takillya She plyed me with takillya then smothered me with the Rack (tm). I laughed and giggled . . .
  10. Those people have No idea how to have fun. I don't even know why you posted those boaring pictures Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  11. You clearly misread the subject line as "I seem to have given Sartre the opinion I'm stalking "quality" guys. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  12. I get my teflon coating from my Mom, so I'm not worried about her seening any of this. Nekkid pix, Yes, words, no. As for shopping - HATE it. I'd rather be covered in motor oil under my '66 Mustang. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  13. If he's straight then so am I . . . Lumster, how the hell have you been? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  14. It was once a derogatory term for 'homosexual' but I've reclaimed it and every other term that may be even narrowly construed as true. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  15. We shorten everything here in Oz Apology accepted
  16. So that's why you're going there too??? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  17. I had completely forgot about that Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  18. Afterall we wouldn't want anyone getting the wrong impression would we? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  19. Not for long Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  20. Youza Chris, what a hottie
  21. I'll keep that in mind Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  22. I believe the word is POOFTER Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville