Keith

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  1. Oh Keith, you're such a guy! Blues, Dave Now I'm confused... Is Keith A.) a woman whom I owe an appology to or B.) Keith had the operation? Neither actually He's just pickin' on me. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  2. Egads You missed my whole point Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  3. Damn you all to hell Sebazz! I thought you were going to say you got drunk at a boogie, danced naked on the bar and had pics to show Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  4. How about you admit only right wingers resort to blowing up buildings and shooting people to get their way - can you say family planning clinics. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  5. Hell with that, I'm bringing Ripple from now on. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  6. So you're saying it's true. Guys drive big trucks to compensate for having small penis' and to prove their heterosexuality. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  7. Fair enough, maybe I brought the wrong wine for dinner. I'd still open it and share before or after dinner though. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  8. I'll bet there is some kind of boarding facility near you that would be happy to have it. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  9. isn't it considered polite to open it and share it? I ask because I have, on more than one occasion, brought an expensive bottle of wine to a dinner party only to have the host or hostes say something to the effect of, "this is too good to drink, I'll just save it for a special occasion" and put it away. What the fuck? This isn't a special occasion? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  10. Good news . . they're coming off the endangered species list. Soon it'll be OK to shoot them. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  11. You know what I think the Real issue is? Everyone is sooo comfortable fitting into the nice tidy pigeon hole society has created for us; telling us who to be, how to act, how to think, how to feel, that when someone has the audacity to emerge from their pigeon hole and be themselves it causes a schism in our comfort zone. Everyone starts wondering now how am I supposed to act, think and feel. I was never told this was OK . . . We live in a society of lemurs. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  12. Sounds like one too many guys have turned you down and sent you home frustrated. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  13. Actually, no, he didn't take responsibility. He lied and lied, then only admitted guilt when they came to him with overwhelming and irrefutable evidence and offered him a deal if he'd rat out his coconspirators. Which he proptly did. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  14. How about a wet jock strap contest Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  15. Keith

    Point Break

    Truth be told I found it cheap on DVD so I don't need the VHS Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  16. Keith

    Point Break

    You send me $20 and I won't send it to you Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  17. Keith

    Point Break

    I'm going through my old movies and have Point Break on on VHS. If you're interested PM your address to me and you can have it. I'll even pay shipping. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  18. You're just pissed they rejected your application Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  19. I'm a rather shy guy, and lets just say tequila brings me out of me shell Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  20. It would seem only women can take a hint Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  21. Intoxicated? She bought tequila shot after tequila shot after tequila shot Can you say fun?
  22. Your Honor, the plaintif's exibit clearly shows the plaintif's hand around the neck of the defendant forcing him to bite her nipples Edited to add: You'd be a Great date. You just can't get upset if I disappear with some hot stud. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville