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  1. Keith
    Isn't that kinda like butt-fucking a dead chicken with spinach? Mmmm tasty Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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    Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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    sternomancy

    Keith replied to happythoughts's topic in The Bonfire

    I LIKE IT Can I be your valet? I promis to kiss them often so they'll feel special
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    Yah Yah, tell you what, you send me a pic and I'll tell you if it's a money maker or not. You can trust me to be objective - Really. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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    sternomancy

    Keith replied to happythoughts's topic in The Bonfire

    It's a great fortune telling method for me if I'm holding your balls, 'cause if I'm holding your balls my future is looking bright edited to say: not your balls necessarily Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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    They could make me money They're not that good. We'll see about that. You send 'em to me, I'll sell them and we'll see how much I get. I'll even be so generous as to cut you in for, oh say, 15% of the net profit Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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    sternomancy

    Keith replied to happythoughts's topic in The Bonfire

    Funny that. I'm into scrotumancy. I can tell your fortune by the form of your scrotum. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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    I'd send you naked pictures, Keith...but I don't expect they'd do much for ya. rl They could make me money Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  9. Keith
    I was going to post that my hooker wants to become my boyfriend then I read this And spurt beer out my nose and all over my laptop. I'm tellin' ya, if my laptop shorts out you owe me Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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    No but I've successfully predicted accidents waiting to happen Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  11. Keith

    ICARUS SUCKS

    Keith replied to kschilk's topic in The Bonfire

    If what you say is true, and if you're that upset you should have cancelled the order. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  12. Keith
    Egads, I hope you all didn't take me seriously This thread is my only source for porn Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  13. Keith
    If he can manipulate an original report card using photoshop then he'll deserve the truck. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  14. Keith
    My nephew's (if he earns it that is) '98 Ford Ranger extended cab. He has 10 months (till he turns 16) to give me 1 good reason I should give it to him. One report card with all 'A's would do it. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  15. Keith
    Not yet I'm still waiting Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  16. Keith
    They really worry about that whole down their throats thing...more projection.... It's more like wishful thinking. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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    I voted 'no' but if you'd of had a "what the hell are you thinking" button I would have selected it. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  18. Keith
    It wasn't necessarily to ease boredom but I once got gum my stuck in a guys arm pit hair. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  19. Keith
    Give her another chance. Who knows she just might be the one. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  20. Keith
    Sending vibes your way, but I have to say I think you really quit your job so you wouldn't have to come to SoCal and buy me a beer and risk getting drunk and hitting on me Seriously though, I wish you well in the job market and commend you for standing up for what you believe in. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  21. Keith
    Maybe I should have said wet-spot on Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  22. Keith
    I guess your rating was spot on 'cause you said I was hot too Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  23. Keith
    Oh how you flatter. You're making my head swell - you guess which one Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  24. Keith
    I'm 33% gay Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  25. Keith
    Hi Rosa: I wish you a Huge Success on your event. I think what you're doing is Wonderful. Don't know if I can make it, but I'l try. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville