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  1. Keith

    Being LAZY Pays!

    Keith replied to Keith's topic in The Bonfire

    Ya think he'll have a problem being paid in pennies? I'll just tell him, "if the sex had been better the bills would have been larger." Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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    Being LAZY Pays!

    Keith replied to Keith's topic in The Bonfire

    I'd rather jump him Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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    Being LAZY Pays!

    Keith replied to Keith's topic in The Bonfire

    It's been a busy week; I've been getting up at 5 and getting home around 10. Tonight I got home around 6 and decided I'd be lazy. I don't usually spend my change so it piles up. Tonight, since I was being lazy, I decided to count and wrap it. I had $250.77 in change sitting around my room It's gay pride here in San Diego this weekend so I think I'll buy myself a gigolo or some jumps and beer for some friends What would you do with $250 found in your room? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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    Blue Skies Ted Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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    Glad I could bring a chuckle to your evening Dave Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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    Cute boobies you've got there James. They look a little cold, they're turning blue. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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    I was rubbing my dick all over the key board and accidentally posted that message. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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    I'll bet who ever posted this sat there and laughed themselves silly I'd also be willing to be they're the kind of person the world laughs at, not with
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    And I thought you were going to post a pic of you as a topless baby Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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    Poor Michele can't even remember what day it is Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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    Thank You, Thank You, Thank You. I was trying to think of a come-back, butt . . . Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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    Yes That was the first thing I thought of while reading Michael's post. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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    just tell him how much of an asshole howard stern is... it gets him hard. Howard Stern's ass gives JT wood? Now that's just SICK Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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    Skydiverly or not, smart move. Congrats on flying again. Thanks. I have to admit I questioned my decision more than once while looking up at a beautiful blue sky, but I stuck to it - surprisingly enough with the help of skydivers Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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    I'd call you a smart-ass JT, but that would just be redundant Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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    Thanks Michael
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    Thanks Krisanne
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    No medical insurance. I know, not very skydiverly of me but I just didn't want to risk it. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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    Tell her you're gay. Works for me eeevery time. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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    Gay. Oh, wait that's old news. I'm back in the air after almost a year and a half off. It was such a Great feeling to be back in the air! I have to thank my friend Robert for doing my recurrency and ground training for just the price of his jump ticket and my friend Judy for coming and cheering me on. Also the same day, our good friend Andy brought his betrothed for a tandem. When asked, after landing, how she liked her jump she said, "I think once was enough." Oh well we can't convert everyone. I'm just glad I was able to be on the plane and share in her tandem. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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    OH, That's very different. So you're suggesting banning me from posting? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  22. Keith
    Banning me from posting whilst being in my 40's and having yet to have a mid-life crisis? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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    So then you're serious about seeing me nekkid Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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    Are you serious??? Tell me you're not serious Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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    Dear Sunshine...

    Keith replied to jumper03's topic in The Bonfire

    Dear Sunshine: I have a loose vagina. What should I do? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville