NlghtJumper

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  1. See the problem really lies with my subconcious. I am at work, and I clearly see all the NSFW warnings up... but my most powerful head has control right now and just won't quit clicking on the attachments! Oh the people monitering this are going to have a field day! *I guess its a good thing I am not signed in under my name! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  2. I was just watching Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo, and got curious... Sry, I will never try to post again A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  3. ... what the hell these are? Turkish Snow Cone Belgian Steamer Portuguese Breakfast Dirty Sanchez A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  4. OOOOOOOO I KNOW! I KNOW! Lets construct a GIANT net around the shuttle launch pad. Make it tall enough that the birds can't just fly over it, and put snipers on post waiting for them. Teach them damn birds to fly over a wild life refuge! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  5. Yeah.. but the trick is having one without getting caught! I seem to have gotten good at that! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  6. I love going out to the river or ocean back home, and just watching the sun come up. Its a great way to end a long night or start an early one. Its so peaceful. A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  7. You suck! I am at work. Luckily, I will be off tomorrow though. At least I might be lucky enough to catch the Fourth of July special on AFN, cuz I dont know of anything else happenin this weekend. I swear, the 4th in another country, really sucks ass. I really miss the fireworks and bbq s. Ahhhh, family memories! Well, at least I should be home for Christmas and new years, a first in 2 years. A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  8. Lets try this one... Single, military. What started as a couple month spring dry spell, turned into a year plus due to a deployment. Now that shit sucked! But I got laid last May, so I will be good for a little while... A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  9. Yeah but they did it on purpose! These people at least didnt mean to die... A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  10. How is it that no one caught on to that right off the bat? That was all that came to mind when I read that! LoL! "You know how I know your gay? Cuz you just told me your not having sex with women anymore!" Its PRICELESS! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  11. Probably just some dumbass who got bored. Went out and decided to ruin a couple peoples day. A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  12. I searched Wal-Marts website and couldn't find any ear plugs. Do they look anything like this? http://ec-securehost.com/uniformaccessoriesunlimited/0000000000001_Ear_Plug.html I have used these numerous times and they work very well, if you use them right. You will still hear the gun shot, but it won't be enough to leave your ears ringing. A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  13. Huh? A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  14. June 27th 2006 0900 : Begin Staff Duty Shift June 28th 2006 0900 : Be released from Staff Duty Shift A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  15. Yeah, I know I am going SOMEWHERE, but I would like to start making plans and that is extremely hard to do when you dont know where it is that you are going! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  16. Why can't the ARMY make up their mind? According to my 1SG I am going to PCS to Fort Drum, NY. But according to ASK, I am going to Fort Campbell, KY. I have no clue which is correct, and I still have a couple hours before I can call Branch and sort it out. Jerks! Is it really that hard to give ONE answer? A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  17. From someone in the military... I would go back home. A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  18. Wait, so you mean to tell me there are RULES to dating? Well damn it... why did no one ever tell me this before? A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  19. I dont think we look THAT bad! http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g291/raginalcy/100_0564.jpg A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  20. ACU's = Desert Boots. No shining needed! Hell, we arnt even allowed to iron the uniform! They made my life a little easier when they switched up the uniforms. A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  21. Thanks, very much apprechiated! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  22. After 4 years of JROTC when they saw me in it every wednesday, friday, and whenever else... they seemed to have built up a tolerance. A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  23. Possible, but highly doubtful. I ain't that good lookin! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  24. PM Sent A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  25. The fastest I got a car up to was 120-125. That was right before the damn governer kicked in. My car can probably reach between 140-160 once I get the chip. Nothing can compare to a good jump. A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus