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  1. When I was younger, I had gone to a couple musicals. 42nd Street and Oklahoma where a couple of my favorites A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  2. The best I have ever done on a PT test is a 12:48 2-mile. Which would leave me at about a 6:24 1 mile. Sadly, lately I have been barely passing with a 15:48 (7:54 1 mile). Wow, I really need to get back in shape! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  3. I cant remember the order of the numbers... But I got laid quite a few times, & I dont owe beer nor did I jump, but I did make it out to Paris today. I should start jumping again next weekend! Anyone else heading that way? A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  4. Sry, there is nothing to change. My girlfriend prefers me to have less to take off! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  5. Of course she isnt! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  6. The boss told me not to stop working, no matter what! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  7. Well, I am here, and I will be picking up my cell phone tomorrow (pay day). I am out at 20th right now. I cant wait to get back up. Plus, I have been talking to some of the guys around here, and a couple of them are wanting to get into the sport too. They are talking to MWR about it. Is there anything better I can tell them? A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  8. I am now looking at the plane that will take me on my first leg of a flight that will be returning me to the states. I was told I was going to Fort Drum, but about 2 weeks ago my orders were cut and I am now on my way to Fort Campbell, KY. All I can say is... HELL YEAH!!!! I will be living merely a ten hour drive from home! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  9. Come on... you have been here long enough we shouldnt have to ask. Pics? A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  10. Before I came to Europe with the ARMY I had never been on a train either, nor a subway. But it wasn't all that hard to learn. A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  11. Lucky guesses! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  12. Over 2500 left handed people are killed each year from using products made for right handed people. --Y'all watch out now! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  13. The last member of the famous Bonaparte family, Jerome Napoleon Bonaparte, died in 1945, of injuries sustained from tripping over his dog's leash. Talk about one hell of a way to finish off the last of a family... A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  14. Better than me, I tried the first one, missed like 10 out of 50, and called it quits... A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
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  16. the "delete" button helps in most situations. A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
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    oooooooooooo This could turn interesting. [ Grabs a bag of popcorn and anxiously sits down to watch ] A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  18. I love the way we look at divorce... A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  19. No, but he is the one who has to hear about over and over again for god only knows how long! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  20. Quick note for you... If you go thru Manas AFB, Kyrgyzstan on your way back, you are allowed to have 2 beers a night. GET THE NUMBER 9! It has the highest alcohol content of all the beers, and it tastes pretty good. Sorry for off topic, just ha d to make sure you knew about it! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  21. My favorite quote given to me by my first AFF-I. After going over the skydive before gearing up [with my family standing there mind you] he said something along the lines of: "... so if you do that, you should do just fine. And if not, well, thats why you signed the waiver!" My entire family busted out laughing! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  22. See, this is why I would let my sisters and her friends fund the night. Get some alcohol in them and grab the video camera with it... sounds like a recipe for a whole lot of laughs later on! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  23. Oh it could probably get much worse. You should have seen the last 4th I was home for. We cleaned out Sam's! Then while we were out messin around, we almost hit a family across the pond who came out to watch with a giant sparkling bottle rocket... then some guys down the street decided to battle us. So we had fireworks going off from dusk til dawn! It was AWESOME! Damn I miss home! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  24. Yay! Happy 4th of July! Now if only I could get some fireworks or something around this place! And yes, Thank you to all the Police, Firemen, Army, Navy, Marines, Air Force, and Coast Guard out there, and anyone else I happened to miss! You guys are awesome! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  25. Don't blame the elephant! He was scared wondering what the fuck happened to the stupid human that was wandering around a little while ago! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus