NlghtJumper

Members
  • Content

    1,105
  • Joined

  • Last visited

    Never
  • Feedback

    0%

Everything posted by NlghtJumper

  1. Awesome book! I highly recommend it! I learned so much more from it than I did during my AFF. A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  2. I have never heard of "Whole Foods" but it makes me wonder... is there a "Partial Foods" somewhere out there? [raises one eyebrow inquisitively] A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  3. YaY! Clicky! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  4. thats what i am talking about! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  5. I have a dog back home who's farts are so bad that HE gets up and leaves! They are almost like mini propulsion thingys! You hear it, and next thing you know, he is running from the room! Thats usually our cue to bolt! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  6. DAMN! Talk about need for HEAVY pain killers! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  7. That shit is awesome! If I had the materials I would so try that! Probably not the best idea of my life, but it would at least come out with a great story! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  8. Its ok... just if you find yourself in that situation, dive to one side and knock the fucker on his back! Then proceed to get up taunting it for not being able to help itself! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  9. A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  10. I need to go out drinkin with him! I have a funny feeling it would be a hilarious night! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  11. Well being in Germany, and needing to get vacation time to go, plus that small matter of needing to score my A as soon as possible; all has been getting in the way of me going. But hopefully once I get back stateside, I will get a lot more jumping in, and I will be able to make it out to at least the DZ.com Boogie. A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  12. Yeah! I agree with dg. What you learn up there, [or in a tunnel] is like learning on a bike. It may be hard at first, or it may not depending on who you are. But it is something that you will never forget. Hell, I have months in between my jumps due to my occupation, but I still remember exactly what happened on each jump. Im with DG. Take the tunnel time now. If nothing else, it will help pass the time A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  13. Damn! If only I could be so lucky! I really need to get to some of these boogies! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  14. if you do... be careful. they can be very vicious. Of course just dont get too close to their mouth and you'll be fine. snatch em up by their sides and hold them away from you. they have a tendancy to empty their bowels once they get airborne! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  15. I wish I could be that way. My bet bet is just to keep em coming all night long and hope for the best! I have been this way ever since I started drinking. I seriously believe that I was born with an alcohol tolerance! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  16. Thats always the best time to start... then your day is just completely devoted to drinking! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  17. Damn this thread has been hijacked to hell and back! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  18. English is one thing I am semi good at, and it seems to get better and better the more I drink. Dont ask why... I blame it on a long line of alcoholics... they have managed to screw up how I get drunk! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  19. Go to Florida. Hell my house back in Florida has two of the damn things living in the front yard! They just come around and dig a hole and set up camp! Bastards! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  20. Im surprised I am still able to find the "Post Reply" button.. but seems a little too easy right now... I guess its time for the next A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  21. Yeah, there is definately a lot of perks to Germany. And I'm not talkin overseas pay! Too bad they are closing down most of the posts here. I know mine and a good number of others are closing down and going back to the germans this year. A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  22. Talk about the understatement of the year. From what I understand is they are looking for that green card so bad that they will do just about anything you want to try to get you to keep them around that long A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  23. They are, but they are very protective of their ladies. They know that most German women are looking for Americans. The guy across the hall banks on that, and brings home like 2 or 3 new girls every weekend! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  24. I hear ya there! There is hardly a dull moment in here! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  25. I dont know if you were just picking the wrong one, or what, because people in my unit are constantly getting arrested or just kicked out for that exact reason. I guess the easiest way.. is just to steal his girl. They really dont like that! LOL! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus