NlghtJumper

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  1. I finally made it home. I start my AFF back up on friday! I cant wait to get back up there. Its going to be so much fun! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  2. Yeah, I'm doing great. I just have no internet anymore. Germany is really bad at that. But hopefully I should have a connection when I come back off leave. But I know I will have a connection at home. My parents hook my up like that! I really apprechiate the support you guys have always given me. It really means a lot to me. Especially when Afghanistan has become a war the media loves to forget about. I am extremely happy to know, that my brothers and sisters back there will never be forgotten. No matter how much media coverage there is. Than you! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  3. Throughout my deployment to OEF IV, I had one main goal in mind... to get back home to the states. For all who may be wondering, I am that much closer to getting there. I should be home in the next couple days! ITS ABOUT TIME!!! All I can say is... its going to be awesome to get back into those BEAUTIFUL BLUE SKIES!!! I'll see ya'll up there! p.s. Germany is a very beautiful place... and over the past week and a half, I have had the pleasure of regaining my alcohol tolerance! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  4. Well, I just got final word today. I will be moving out tomorrow morning. Out to the tents I go, but all that means, is I am that much closer to getting on the flight out of here. I'll be home soon! Ill see some of you soon! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  5. Yeah, the ARMY [or to be more specific, my command] cant seem to make up there mind. But after a year and a half with the unit, and a year long deployment, I have gotten pretty use to it by now. Just cant wait to get back! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  6. I am now being told I may or may not need to move out of my b-hut. I hope not so that I can continue to use my internet until I leave. That would be awesome! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  7. As some of you know, I am scheduled to leave this deployment in a little while. And on the 29th I am moving out of my B-Hut and going to a tent, to make room for the new unit that is coming in, which makes me that much closer to leaving. I shouldn't have internet access, but I may get lucky and be in range of a Wi Fi spot. We'll just have to see. So if you dont hear from me for a while, thats why. See ya'll when I get home! ~NlghtJumper A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  8. I dont care what anyone says. Dogs are the most awesome of all pets. I dont care what breed or age, I tend to fall in love with all of them! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  9. When has the news ever been right? We go off intell from out S-2. And it is VERY accurate. I dont know about you, but if I am in a situation where it even seems like it is either him or me, I am going to waste him before he can get to me. That is the hardest part of this war. That we dont really know who is a civilian and who isnt until they pull the rifle out of their man-jamas and start shooting. That may be true, but I know I am not willing to gamble my life on it. Say you dont kill him... now he has the chance to kill you. Which would you prefer? To risk a mistake and go home, or be sent home in a box because you guessed wrong? Its really easy to pick apart a mistake that we have made, when you arnt the one who has to make that decision. A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  10. I have seen bugs similar to that in Florida. They were black with red spikes instead of white. But same basic concept. Not really sure what they are thou A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  11. My heros are my family, for being able to stay sane while I'm over here. Also my fellow service men and women. I knew I wanted to serve since sophomore year in High School, there was just nothing else I would rather do. But my friends out here, some of them had a lot going for them, and they dropped everything and came to join the fight. I would like to say thank you to everyone who supports us out here. Even when Afghanistan seems to have been forgotten by the media until something really bad happens, most people arn't so quick to forget. To us out here, that means the world. Thank you! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  12. Oh man! That looks nice! I would love to fire one! I guess I need to go Ranger Sniper just to get the chance to even look at it. I doubt it would go any farther than that with the units. Just need to start practicing now... "I didnt shoot HIM I shot his canteen!" LoL! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  13. "Green Lantern" - Hot-headed. You have strong will power and a good imagination A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  14. Back home to Florida. I am almost there though. 34 days or so and I will be on my way to the airport to go back. A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  15. "Betty Cock-er!" A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  16. No, it makes business better, because the other customers know that they wont have to deal with the slackers. And they better act right themselves, or they may just end up fired! Hmmm... do you have to mention that in a job interview when the person asks you if you have ever been fired? A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  17. I'm glad I'm not the only one who got lost trying to read that... A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  18. Yeah, but no one wants to think about that stuff... ewwwww! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  19. Andy: Take your porn with you. David: I’m not taking it. Andy: Take your box of porn! David: It’s my gift to you. Andy: NO! I don’t want it! David its not just… just… David: ANDY FOR THE LAST TIME I DON’T WANT YOUR GIANT BOX OF PORNOGRAPHY! Andy: NO! NO! NO! Gosh, COME ON MAN! So un-cool David: No, un-cool? Un-cool is trying to give an honest man a big box of porn Andy! For the last time, I don’t want to watch School of Cock with you! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  20. [lil kid comes running in the room] Mommy! Daddy! Help Me!!! The TOILET IS GOING TO EAT ME!!!! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  21. "Dude... ...Teach Me!" --------------------------- "Do you have extra large condoms?" "Shut Up! You have a tiny penis!" Awesome movie! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  22. I thought it was a good movie, fake as hell or not. And it did bring a large group of people to the sport for a little while. So all in all, it did have its benefits. A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  23. Dear RL Are we really "no-life losers"? A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
  24. Maybe I need to actually sit down and pay attention to these movies. They are so long and drawn out that I have found myself getting bored through them. I just went and picked up the trilogy, so I'll eventually get around to watching them and then I'll let you know.
  25. I think that was the joke. That he had women on his lap at work all the time. Where does he work at? I need to put in an application! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus