NlghtJumper

Yes, yes I do in fact. Right now I am hidding from the press while I practice in Germany. No, seriously, you have no clue how many people make references to that. It is so fucking annoying! Even my friends like to make it a big deal when they introduce me to people. Thats why I go by Tweek. That and Mike is too popular of a name, and Vick is the name I have to go by at work. A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

Exactly what I am worried about! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

I like them, so much in fact that I am planning on getting one myself as soon as I have enough time away from the military to be able to talk normally and keep it concealed from my superiors. They kind of frown on that sort of thing. A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

My younger sister took up a different method that achieved the same results. She got the lab as a puppy, and everytime it would go very slowly investigating something she didnt know, my sister would run up from behind and scare the dog. She did this so often that the dog is scared shitless of EVERYTHING! I have seen a grasshopper chase that dog up the driveway! Its pathetic! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

Not really... A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

It sounds a little stalker / secret admirer to me... be careful! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

See, now that is one thing I really love. I make nice little suggestions and never have to worry about the conciquences... because no one really knows me! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

Train it to do what? Escape? Talk about stupid pet tricks! "Look no matter how I try to contain my dog; it ALWAYS finds a way out! ... Yeah, I taught it that..." You might as well have its own kennel set up at the local SPCA! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

So cruel... why do I have to hear this while I am at work?!?! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

Do me a favor... next time WARN SOMEONE! NSFW A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

3. Weegegirl laughed after gleeking her moniter, until her moniter splooged her! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

You do have to apprechiate that nice little addition to the shirt that makes it that much better! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

I whole heartedly agree. If women would wear these shirts... it would save me A LOT of time weeding out those who are worthy of my time, vs. those who arnt. Now here is the true question... which one am I aiming for? A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

You know I think you should be come a female hairstylist. No matter what they say they want, you should do what you think would look good! You probably wont last long, but the pictures should be HILARIOUS! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

Ok, can you get any more random? A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

Greatly apprechiated. Just be prepared, starting tomorrow, every day after I had duty, I will be completely wasted, and propably get bored enough to post up a storm on here! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

Q: Am I safe from the mark of the beast if my social security number, phone number, address, or license plate includes 666? A: No. Identifying numbers including 666 are signs that you will give in to the power of the Antichrist.” Unless Jesus swings by in his spacepod "There he is EVERYONE LOOK RELIGIOUS!" A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

All I got to say is y'all got some serious issues! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

Sadly this isnt the first time I have heard this arguement. But the other time I heard it, I think the people for it were actually being serious! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

How can anyone photoshop if no pics emerge? Besides, how are we to make an accurate decision if we dont know what it looks like now? A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

Its because 12th Avn Bde (Im in HHC) is transitioning into 4th Avn Bde (2 hours away) before they both transition into 12th CAB (Combat Action Brigade or something like that). So all of us that are PCS'ing or ETS'ing before 31 Dec 06 are left on stay-behind pulling duties. It just so happens I am up for PCS at the end of July, so it came down on me. I am doing this roughly every 6th day. Me and my roomate are alternating duty. . It all sucks! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

"Love your neighbor" Fuck that shit, everyone has an annoying neighbor, these are some ideas how to piss them off. Kidnap his dog and shave it Move your garbage/recycling pile to his/her garbage/recycling pile Play Ding-Dong-Ditch at his house Prank call him, say u are a stalker, then have your friend talk to you on a walky-talky saying what the guy/girl is doing Kidnap his dog Watch porn at high volume Destroy his garbage/recycling pile Kidnap his cat and shave it Burn his lawn Paintball their car Take all the air out of their car's wheels Break their windows Lean a garbage can full of water on their door, then ring their doorbell Walk in front of their house in the nude Throw fire crackers at their house Egg their house Put poppers under their car's wheels Put crap in a paper bag, light it on fire, leave it at their doorstep, and then ring the doorbell Knock down their mailbox Give them blackmail Throw fire crackers down their chimmeny There you go!!! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

My friends just had their second baby! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

Ma'am, That is all very impressive. But you still don't leave the ground without my permission! 15 Papa! PFC Vick A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

Yes, you are young. My daughter was born in '88! So when do we meet her? Just Kidding! I had to do it thou! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus