NlghtJumper
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Was die Hölle? Thats the most I know... that and "Ich wiess nicht". 2 years of High School German, and living in the country for a year... its pathetic! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
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See thats exactly my point. The most my dogs will do is jump on me. (Of course with large breed dogs, this is usually quite painful) but there is no biting involved... A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
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This thread alone is enough to make me NEVER want to own a cat. Why would you want an animal that stratches you when it's mad, and stratches you more when its happy? Its a lose lose situation! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
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OH HELL NO! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
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Those are always fun to wake up to. You have no clue what is going on or anything. Completely lost. But usually I can determine what it is that is flying overhead just by the sound of the rotars [we have helicopters, not planes] and generally know if it is serious enough to actually get out of bed or not. A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
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Holy Shit, I remember that! Didnt they make that into a TV series? I was like 5 when i watched it. I use to think it was the coolest thing in the world... A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
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Its just something to do to help pass the time every now and then. Otherwise, I would pass out, and I definately DON'T WANT THAT! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
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Just give it time, the trend will catch on. Next thing you know kids everywhere will be running around in Tye-dye and camo... Then parents will REALLY have something to be worried about when their kid dresses for school in the morning! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
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Dont worry, a thread will break off soon. Starting just that very thing. A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
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Why is it always a cat? Why can you never find a picture of a DOG wielding an automatic rifle? A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
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Oh don't even start with the "Yay Friday!" stories... I am stuck on 24 hour duty again! So I get to waste tomorrow catching up on sleep, then Sunday is bust because NOTHING is open on sundays! Germans are more lazy when it comes to working than Americans are! What fast food resturant do you know of that closes at 7 PM!!!! Give me a break! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
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On TV : Practical Magic On DVD : I cant remember, I watch too many over and over again In theatres : MI:III A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
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I'm still waiting for the titty pictures! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
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I will soon be getting a tat done myself. I am looking at getting my avitar done on my shoulder. Should be interesting to see how it turns out! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
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Seeing how I already started... Wouldnt that mean you would be joining me? A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
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They are making it harder to just cut it in half... But it should be fun to watch the waiter try! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
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Not quite the airfreshener you were looking for was it? A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
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Breaking and Entering just like skydiving......
NlghtJumper replied to shaggio's topic in The Bonfire
So... we're not suposta be in the sky? I guess that makes each and every last one of us rebels! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus -
There have been a couple of occations where people have pushed me to that line. But then I remember that I am under contract and I can't leave without going to jail. So, I just go get completely drunk and get over it... A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
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Said to me by my FJC instructor just before my first jump: "Well, thats why you signed the waiver..." A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
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A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
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I dont really care how anyone else spells, just as long as I get what they are trying to say. I however like to make sure that my spelling is correct [unless I am just in a hurry] just because, I dont know, I just like to... A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
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No shit, there I was, cutting my hair, and the clippers die *PIC*
NlghtJumper replied to grue's topic in The Bonfire
Shit, I would have just thrown on a hat and went out to the store to pick up new batteries... Stayin like that for more than an hour is just beggin for ridicule. Then again, so is posting it out here! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus -
I second that!!! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus
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WHOA WHOA WHOA! Hold up now... there is no need to be slaying perfectly good virgins like that. Especially to a computer! Hell, just throw some porn in the recycling bin and let it munch on that for a while. A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus